/g/ Memes

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>>62294008

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>>62294014

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>>62294024

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>>62294037
And what would a good /g/ Meme thread be without starting a language war or two?

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>>62294046

>>62294154
That's not AMDs fault, shitty programmers also have to consider the existence of corelets in 2017

>>62294185
Neither I not the picture does imply that this is the fault of amd, heck, amd is not even mentioned

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>>62294154

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>>62294211

>>62294211
Can someone make a 2017 version of this ?

>>62294044
>failing with any programming language that requires having at least half a brain
This is more of a "/g/ the board" picture rather than "programming languages".

>>62294239
I would, but I suck at image manipulation

>>62294258
True, though I expect most people here to be able to do it at least with Java and C++, too

>>62294239
i would but i'm lazy

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>>62294218

>>62294204
filename

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>>62294502

>>62295327
>libertarians
>using computers instead of child slaves

0/10

>>62296485
a yo hol up
what if you could install lunix on the microsoft bot and sudo dnf installed the violent anal rape package

>>62294218
Is this real?

more memes this thread must live

>>62296874
kek

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>>62298662
Someone implemented that, yes, but it don't have the compiler. In fact, that image is many years old and its probably lost. We could create a repo on github and write it together if you're interested, the idea of this language has amused me since I saved that picture

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>>62298693
Would've been better without the shitty face and caption 3/10

>>62298689
I only started Java a few days ago as my first language so I doubt I can help very much, but I'd love to try.

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>>62298715

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I'm still astonished NVIDIA managed to bounce back from 1.7% Fermi housefires to become the AI giant it is today. ATi cards were far superior back then, when did they fuck up?

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>>62298729
>>62298730
Ugh, Java. What language are you interested in instead of Java? All that has to be done is implementing some string manipulation to transcode that shit to valid C, so learning something new should be easy

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>>62298732

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>>62298757

>>62294070
I know this is bait, but it gets me every time how this image's LISP description is relatable to the saying: "When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger".
When a wise man points at the homoiconicity, higher order functions, symbolic data manipulation, hygienic macros, etc - the imbecile bitches about the parentheses

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>>62298776

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>>62294014
Noob here, what's wrong with that?

>>62298757
I have to learn Java for a course, but I want to learn C and I have a copy of The C Programming Language just sitting here. By "just started Java" I mean the first hour was yesterday.

>>62298796
if you don't know why it's bad you should lurk moar

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>>62298788

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>>62298804
>>62298811
I've read that book about halfway since I discovered it in my company's bookshelf. Do you have any ideas about how software works before you started Java?

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>>62298836

>>62298832
Why would you even post that?

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>>62298852

>>62298836
Yeah, I understand a lot of the logic, I just don't know how to use any of it yet.

>>62298796
Come on now.

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>>62298887
Nice thumbnail, faggot.

>>62298727
it worries me that this is probably what some people unironically believe

>>62298797
Shitty formatting for the meme aside, I'd buy one of these waffle irons.

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>>62298879
>>62298893
That should suffice. I'll just start (in a couple of hours maybe) and you can improve and create PRs and so on. Let me just find an anonymous git service to use for that. Any other anons welcome as well

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>>62298832
>>62298887
>>62298898
>2008-tier memes

>>62298796

If not troll.

1) Combo Boxes for a phone number? You know what a massive pain in the dick it would be to scroll through all the numbers to find what you're looking for?

2) He is manually adding each and every entry into the comboboxes e.g. .add(0000), .add(0001), where-as a recursive loop of some kind would be far more efficient.

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>>62298931
>Samefagging this hard

>>62298797
who the fuck makes waffles for breakfast

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>>62298943
Am I?

>>62298798
Both of their suspicions are healthy, but the rest is a pretty accurate comparison.

>>62298973
Can i save this picture? :D It's really funny btw :)

>>62298924
Sweet, just shoot me a (You) when it's up.

>>62298980
What distro

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>>62298999

Heh, nice trips.. kid.

>>62294502
You didn't get it, he's wondering why is it 0:60, not 1:00 like it should be.

>>62299019
Arch Linux

>>62299028
DE?

>>62299015
And a NSA honeypot.

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>>62298924
>>62298980
Excuse me, good sir
>>62299011
Would you be mad if it's a github link? Couldn't find anything with a quick search

>>62299022
Thanks bro :P

>>62299049
Why would I be mad about a GitHub link?

>>62298779
One (1) Fedora has been deposited into your intelligence account.

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>>62299049
>>62299049
Because github is not anonymous and an sjw faggotry shithole that has the monopoly for open source project hosting. Yes, I'm one of those people. Don't hate diversity though, just hate people whining about tech not being diverse enough

>>62299088

someone should make a Fedora coin .

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>>62299088

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>>62299092
this was meant for
>>62299059
Sorry, got confused there for a second

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>>62299046
Riced MATE
Sorry, had to fix something
>inb4 >82C
It's a shitty netbook, it feels too cool to truly be 82 degrees so the sensor might be fucked

>>62299120
>>62299092
Yeah, I know about GitHub falling to the nutjobs. We'll just keep a backup of the code in case it gets killed.

>>62299148
Pretty comfy, thanks for sharing. How do I rice mine like that?

FUCKING TWO THIRDS OF THESE """""MEMES""""" ARE CANCER. KILL YOURSELVES YOU UNDERAGE PIECES OF NIGGER FAGGOT SHIT.

>>62299240
TraditionalOk for the controls and window borders, and BluecurveRH for the icons I believe.

>>62299272
I like the bashblob comics. Also started this
>>62294585
chain. Anything wrong with those?

>>62299304
Not him, but some of those are outright rage comics, top text bottom text reddit memes, etc.
It's not surprising that it's shit

>>62299301
Thanks

>>62299088
Ever tried lisp?

>>62294046
Someone needs to voice this.

>>62299322
No reddit shit in my posts

>>62294044
The assembly one is bait.

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>>62298941
To be fair, all those option elements could have been entered dynamically by like five lines of JS for all we know. Still pants on head retarded to do a phone number like that though.

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>>62299301

>>62294154
Source of AMD's 11 core processor.

>>62298922
What worries me is that those people think Communism is a bad thing.

>>62298836
Best one I've ever seen

>>62299015
Out of all the images in this thread, this one got me. Wtf.

>>62299724
It's rare, so don't steal it

Here's a meme
>>62298689
>I'll make the logo

>>62299891
Bruh, there already is a logo

>>62299698
you're going to need better bait than that if you want to catch this fish tbhfam

>>62294070
Brainlet here.

Can someone explain the Java and Go panels?

>>62299059
Ok, seems like I have to work extra hours today. If you want to do this keep an eye out for a thread about a gee script transcoder/compiler or contact me with you favorite xmpp messenger: [email protected]

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I dont know if this whole thread is cancer or ironic cancer

>>62298922
If you're being literal maybe. But you'll find that the motivations and counter points are quite analogous.

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>>62294008

>>62298796
He's using 10000+ lines of code to do something that should take like 3-7.

>>62299653
I've seen that picture somewhere. Savage memes?

>>62298773
Gud.

>>62301717
Also he's using a drop-down box for a 4-digit number.

>>62294014
This is why having a "good" editor is a problem.
I know this is trivial to type in an editor like vim, but holy shit this is is bad.

>>62298964
In burgerland, they are so fat they can't tell their deserts apart from actual meals.

>>62304320
That one had already been covered.

>>62304643
Hamburgers don't make you fat.

English style breakfasts and eating cookies between every meal does.
>I'm talking about the UK.

>>62298811
>>62298788
>>62298776
>>62298757
>>62298730
These are CUTE

This thread is shit. Some of the first posts were genuinely good, and the blob comics are alright, but the reddit-tier fjesque shit needs to stop.

>>62301717
These DOM nodes could've been created on the fly…

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>>62298727

>>62304970
That does not make it okay.

>>62299094
They already did
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/fedoracoin/

>>62298689
>>62298662
Took me about 30 seconds to find: esolangs wiki -> search 4chan -> "unimplemented", fug, google it anyway -> this page: https://github.com/jfeng41/greentext

>>62294008
Please explain

>>62294008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4

>>62301128
9gag meets /g/

>>62301128
It's post ironic, when the ironic becomes the unironic.

>>62299049

Your pic didn't work.
But I could make this work:

tput setaf 10; tree -L 2 | cat

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>>62298887

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>>62298922

>>62294205
too real for me at the moment

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>>62305913
updated for 2017

>>62297101
You want to get violently raped by the Microsoft bot?
Because why else would you install that? If you wanted to rape it, just rape it. That's what rape is.

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what the fuck is going on here

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>>62294279

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This is the most cancerous fucking thread I think I've ever seen on this board.

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>>62298796

Obvious troll is obvious. Nobody is that dumb.

>>62308602
You and me both. I wonder if the pajeet is just trolling.

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>>62309297

>>62298770
I don't care how many times I've seen it, still gets me.

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>qt girl next to me in starbucks
>want to impress her with something
>sudo apt-get install cmatrix
>cmatrix
>"wowww anon you're a hacker"
>sure am, and you're a qt
>"i think you need to come with me anon"
>we go to her car
>she shoves my hand under her skirt
>she's soaking wet
>we fug
>I wake up from my dream, and cmatrix isn't even in Fedora's repos

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>>62309796
This one really triggers me. Either is he a mentally retarded idiot who thinks this is remotely funny or some stupid chink promoting this shit. Mods should ban him finally.

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>>62294008

>>62310113
This is OC btw

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I came in here and was disappointed. This is a sad thread. The least you could've done is posted macfag guy or 16gb ram guy.

Here have a /pol/ meme

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>>62310170

>>62305087
>market cap over $5 million
How did it come to this?

>>62294037
Not rly meme, bruh.

>>62310373
Good luck with the ban

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>>62299049
Those are really cute! Please make more

>>62298693
The (not real) at the bottom and the rage-comic leddit face really do a lot to ruin this.

>>62311379
Thx for ur input your opinion is valuable and important.

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>>62311306

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>>62311306

>>62311623
kek
CUTE

>>62311306
That were all I have in my collection, I think >>62311435 is my new favorite

>>62309422
female(male) > female

>>62305188
>I was inspired by this reddit thread
Doesn't count.

>>62309735
kek

>>62309798
Saved.

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>>62309798
>apt-get
>Fedora

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>>62299653
>>62298941
>a recursive loop of some kind would be far more efficient
Yeah, that or maybe just a FUCKING BOX

>>62306254
It's for cmd, silly.

>>62299676
I was just thinking that

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>>62306254
> piping STDOUT into cat

>>62299048
kek

>>62312721

It didn't work otherwise, try it for yourself..

I'm not even sure why it didn't work, but somehow "tree" bypassed the coloring.

>>62294154
The perfect graphic representation of why more cores doesn't equal more better. Only so many workers can dig the same hole at the same time.

>>62294185
>implying multi-core usage in even feasible
Using multiple cores for any application just increases calculation error which will become progressively worse over a large number of iterations. It is the reason why most scientific simulation programs will specifically ask the user if they want to use one CPU core or multiple CPU cores.

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>>62294279
Fixed

>>62294046
well done, anon....

This thread is the peak of post-ironic shitposting

It will be remembered in the meme history books

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lol

>>62298941
>You know what a massive pain in the dick it would be to scroll through all the numbers to find what you're looking for?

You can still type in a combo box provided that it's selected.

>>62317678
1/10 missing the 9gag watermark

>>62298776
it would be safe to execute this?

>>62318138
It will overwrite the destination device. Usually not safe.

>>62318138
No, it would override your boot drive with garbage. Slowly since it's the cryptographically secure true random number generator, but it would definitely nuke the MBR instantly. If you want your screen to look like the 4th frame for the lulz, switch to a tty and execute sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/fb0. /dev/urandom is a faster RNG and /dev/fb0 is the framebuffer (your screen basically).

>>62318138
tl;dr overwrites your drive with random data

Pretty good for properly wiping a drive

>>62318214
not op but computer cururious my boot is on sdb2 i think so its okay? Does this work on cygwin??

>>62318255
It would still override whatever disk your sda is, I don't see a particular reason for wanting to override your disk with random data. I don't know about cygwin, but I'd say since Windows doesn't allow you to write to block devices directly it wouldn't be possible.

>>62318173
>>62318214
>>62318247
i expected something like that, but its better to know, thank you for the info

>>62318305
can i masquarade /dev/sda to /dev/null so itll be safe im going to burgerking brb in a bit thanks reddit for the tech tips

>>62315960
>this program only requests one core out of 12 for work
>therefore all multicore is pointless
>also, having multiple cores running at once causes errors and not my badly-written program

>>62318305
>Windows
lolwut?

>>62318409
Reading comprehension, faggit.

>>62310052

I still don't get it

>>62319178
The post you're replying to, or the post that post is replying to?

is there a bot intentionally posting cringe shit?

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>>62319548
Thx for the weekend project idea.

>>62319730
How'd you bypass the captchas tho?

>>62320534
Either a pass (it's not like cringe shit is against the rules and will get you banned), or just pay pajeets

I remember reading something about how you can pay poo in loos like $10 to solve 1000 captchas

>>62298709
Fuck, this is actually on point

>>62320693
Yea i've heard about poo loo captcha companies too - however i'd refuse to gib pajeet my shekels.

>>62296485
The first retard is from my country. Proud!!!

1
2
3 4

>>62298709
Hits home

>>62298879
I did this and it was a wild ride

>>62298941
as an end user
>click box
>type number
>number gets highlighted

>>62317805
good goy