how do i become a programming god? is there certain steps i must

Practice makes perfect as they say

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Install gentoo.

>>62293771
Learn many languages and learn them well. Write a lot of code in them.

The trick is to post cute anime girls.

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>>62293779
but what if im a lazy piece of shit

>>62293825
Well you can keep dreaming and jerking off to that weird-ass porn

>>62293771
don't learn programming. Spend the vast majority of your hours configuring your linux laptop, experimenting with various distros and window managers. It won't take you anywhere in life but you can spend the rest of your days being the cool kid on /g/.

>>62293771
fap to loli and play cs go until 4

>>62293825
Then you can't become a programming god and your dream is dead

there is no such thing as a programming god. programming is a constantly evolving field and to be at the top of your game is to be as proficient as you can in a specific field within programming while also having great team skills and communication abilities. work hard to be able to not only write clean and elegant solutions but also document and communicate them well. do this and you'll find yourself with a fat $200k salary with all the bitches and whiskey you can ask for.

>>62293771
You must challenge the current programming god and defeat him.
Then you get your own angel, sweet programming powers and fancy egypcian like suit.

>>62293866
> all the bitches you can ask for

and before long you can lose half that salary, the house and most of the shit you worked so hard for.

>>62293771
Learn to thinking, take math books and start to make a lot problems, learn to make design in paper and pencils, take note about each day and each project analysis your faults and correct them.

>>62293771
>how do i become a programming god?

If that's your aim, then you'll never master the art.