>that guy who installed an IDE on the first day of class

>that guy who told everyone he uses linux because he's not an idiot with comuters and then spilled a drink all over his laptop, destroying it

>that guy who insisted on doing the group presentation using FOSS and then the file content got all garbled when changing computers and it looked like shit for the presentation

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>that guy who said he was a graphic design pro but couldn't draw a circle

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>that guy who got really defensive when the stacies told him his thinkpad looked really heavy and got way too carried away in trying to rationalize why he needed extra computing power while they awkwardly tried to end the conversation by looking at their phones

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>that guy who had a gas mask as his desktop background

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>that guy who brought his laptop to the mandatory english lecture and played minecraft

>>62204310
>>62204330
>>62204355
>>62204382
>>62204412
>>62204437
>>62204454
you fucking idiot, this site has a unique posters count

>>62204310
Sounds like me.

Also me is:
>That guy who spends 32 hours total on a cs project when it only takes the class 30 minutes at the most

Life sucks so bad when you have a small brain.

> That guy who built a $1500 gaming PC and only shitposts on 4chan and plays emulators with it

>>62205291
literally me, don't know why i bought this 1070.

>>62205291
>That guy who has an expensive computer but turns all game setting to low so the graphics won't distract him in multiplayer

>that guy who brags about vim and can't pass the first project

>>62205291
Emulators can be really demanding though.

>>62205609
Basically me.

>>62204310
old pic, but fun fact. The guy in it still attends my local community college.

That kid who thinks he's a coding god because he does web development / node.js

>>62206176
Has he found a better spot to look like a sack of potatoes in?

>>62206176
there are those types in all colleges

>>62204330
>that guy who spilled shit on his laptop
>panicked and threw it on the floor
>it was a ThinkPad

>>62204330
>Spilled a drink
Literally not a problem with a Thinkpad

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>that guy who completes the course with an A but still has no idea how to write software

>>62205574
hello fellow counter strike player

>>62206708
My coworkers. All bachelors or masters, yet I, with no college degree, am their boss.

>that one guy who used to be cool until he went to school and majored in cuckputer science

>that guy who exclusively eats celery and carrots and broccoli

>>62206729
I don't believe you.

>>62206708
my complete assclown of a coworker has an engineering degree, is retarded at writing software and he also puts aluminium foil and forks in the microwave

>>62206798
I don't care.

>>62206798
you're retarded. this happens often. degrees are worthless

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>>62206729
Its almost like college has abandoned academia in favor of social engineering and fraternizing

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>>62206814
i think their mistake was believing that uni can teach them everything they need to know

i have a number of years of experience across IT, security, embedded, and programming, recently went back to officially get my degree even though my main job is product R&D (embedded systems). it's good to hear the theory from an expert (my prof worked at siemens for 20 years) because it really puts it all together, but i think the material is just overwhelming for 95% of the class.

that's fine though, because we only want the top 5% in my line of work anyway

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>>62204310
>that guy who nearly got the entire housing IP banned from a Cantonese Bear-Skinning Forum.

>>62206864
it's the sort of retarded faggot that shares 9gag links and then when you call him out for this horseshit he says something along the lines of "you must be fun at parties"

>>62207004
protip: i was raised on /g/

>>62205252
Sounds like me :(

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>that guy in the lecture who types all of his notes in latex on the fly

Whoever you are sir, you were awesome

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>>62205210

>mfw i posted a bunch to get the thread going
>mfw you bumped it for me
>mfw i went and watched red dawn and came back and it's on the front page again

>that guy who did a bunch of python tutorials before the lecture started and then kept saying that the course language was stupid because you had to define iterators manually in loops

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>that guy who constantly insists that the weekly server maintenance script that runs at 3AM and lasts 7 minutes "should have been written in C++" to "save time"

>>62207100
Totally me. Markdown + Latex ftw

>>62207141
do you understand how 4chan works? being on the front page is not special.

>>62207324

>he uses the catalog

newfag

>>62207350
Newfags are the ones that don't use the catalog

>>62207378

>he doesnt remember when there wasnt a catalog

new

fag

>>62206676
>deluded thinkfaggots

They really are the cancer that is killing /g/

>>62207407

newfag

>>62207453
>>62207405

this kind of dumb shit is also killing /g/.

but what ever makes you feel special you insignificant fat fuck neet piece of shit.

>>62207405
>implying that's even remotely relevant
Just because there used to not be a catalog doesn't mean oldfags stuck with the inferior method.

>>62207407
>>62207475
>using reddit spacing
N E W F A G

>>62207475

i write shitty low-effort spaghetti code all day and then i come home and shitpost and derail threads into politics

im mostly in it for the (Yous) at this point

>>62207494

also forgot to add masturbating to anime porn

>>62207100
>>62207234
I do this but on my phone.

>>62207492
> calling 4chan spacing reddit spacing

you can't break more than a line at a time on reddit

this

is

4chan

spacing

>>62206798
When you become a big boy with a job, you'll believe

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>install IDE
>ace all assignments
>test is coding on fucking paper
>get shit marks
>people who just memorized garbage got A's

>>62206814

probably a pajeet degree. everyone in engineering, development, and IT seem to be indian in most major cities. i get no discrimination but half these fucking indian guys/girls have no cultural awareness, horrible communication skills, and they were getting paid like $500 a month in india. Why we pay them $80K+ to work here in the US pretending to be the equivalent of an American worker is beyond me - probably because there's indian hiring managers these days as well

>>62208972
If I get one more fucking recruiter named Rajesh calling me from Ca...

>>62208921
If you can't come up with code on paper, you didn't really learn the material. You don't have to memorize anything. Just code enough that you don't need an IDE holding your hand. It's not like they're asking you to remember how to use some obscure library on tests.

Daily reminder that IDEs are just tools, and will not make a shit programmer any less shit.

>That Thai foreign student who had an anime girl in a bikini as his wallpaper, took off his shoes while doing group work, and kept posting on Facebook about traps and wanting to kill himself

>>62207407
>>62207407
(You)

>>62207773
It's called reddit spacing because people fresh from reddit seem to always do it.

>>62204310
>that guy who wanted to be a "game designer" who barely came to class and would whine endlessly about how "irrelevant" the concepts were when he did show up

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>that muslim girl who caught you looking at her feet during the final and left early and failed just to get away from you

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>>62204310
>that guy who got mostly As barely going to class but wound up being unemployed for a year after graduating

>>62209649
>that guy who never showed up to a class about things he already knew doesn't show up to job about things he already knows

really rips my threads, anon

>>62209660
not him, but I rarely go to class because I can read my own powerpoint slides. most profs are so fucking lazy and useless. at least the math profs still try and use the chalkboard.

>>62209705
It doesn't matter, you didn't build discipline by attending a boring bullshit class so now you can't get a boring bullshit job.

"Avoid the things you like, turn your attention to unpleasant duties." - Tokugawa Ieyasu

>>62209741
CS classes are super boring for the first couple of years though. I'd rather work on game design/theory instead of going to class to "learn" things that I already know honestly.

>>62209147
Nah, I mean, he shouldn't of absolutely bombed it, and he should be able to do pseudocode no problem -- but in writing actual software you become reliant on passing unit tests, compiler warnings, errors, and other feedback to write correct code.
Meanwhile, people who can't write useful code worth shit can do well on these tests by just memorizing how to spit out a correct answer.

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>that guy who installed an IED on the first day of class

>>62209752
you don't go to hear things you already know, you go to hear things you haven't thought of, or hear things you already know from a seasoned perspective, put another way by a paid expert

>>62209811
and by the way, if you think this is gay, you'll hate work. if you work in any sort of research position, you'll have to go to seminars about 10 times a year, and you'll be tested about 3 times a year

>>62209811
I wish my college classes did that. Instead I just got to watch a professor live code the fourth way to implement a particular data structure without any useful commentary or insight -- this approach was pressed on him by the department and based on feedback from students who complained the professors talked too much about about irrelevant things instead of "teaching the material".

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>>62209608
where they 2b feet?

>>62209898
Yes, 2 cute feet > w <

>that guy that complains about the course's programming language

>that idea guy who gives advice to programmers on how to program better

>That guy who goes to college

>>62204310

IDE hard drives are slow

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>that guy who was dumb enough to be a CS major who thought that his major somehow made him inherently better than us actual STEMlords and kept on saying shit like "As a future Computer Scientist/developer..."

>>62204355
>not using latex + beamer
remain pleb

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>That guy who always tries to write his code recursively even if the language isnt optimized for tail recursion and it just makes things more difficult because he thinks it shows that he has a deeper understanding of computer science

>>62205210
>you're only allowed to post one time in a thread
kys

>>62205291
I just bought a 980 even though there are no games I want to play.

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>>62204310
>that one guy who refused to write things recursively because he didn't understand it but tried to pretend like he just was concerned about "readability" or muh tail ends

>>62207507
That goes without saying.

>>62205252
Wouldn't you say you have a deeper understanding of the material?

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>>62207141
> samefagging
Wew lad, haven't seen that in many years. Here let me help you get to the front page.
>>> reddit

>>62204355
>Not presenting using a pdf

>>62204310
i dont get it

>>62204310
>that guy back in college who was a huge fedora haxx0r type who was all about "fighting the power" with code that now has a literal neckbeard and is a proto-fascist

And here I thought you couldn't get worse than a new atheist wannabe hacker.

>>62205609
Fundamentally people seem to forget your choice of editor, color theme, hardware is all meaningless. Code should be the last step in the creative process, a physical manifestation of the meticulous planning and reasoning required to write a program. The editor, especially in any undergrad course, is essentially the least important thing on your list of things to worry about. Find a good debugging tool (vs, chrome debugger for JS), but don't waste your time ricing dumb shit. All the desktop threads that used to plague this board were perfect examples of countless hours of wasted time. Code is a expression of a logical process, which comes from hours spent thinking and whiteboarding (assuming you're doing system design). I highly recommend even going so far as to write everything you do on paper first, make a prediction for the output and provide a justification, and THEN type it in and run it. And just use defaults. Tooling is a meme until you're working on massive projects, and even then the 80/20 rule still very much applies.

>That guy who has "software engineer" as his title throughout social media, a linkedin with work experience, founder of websites, and actual recommendations that can't code for shit, and had trouble with html/css in class.

true story.

>>62210916
Pretty much this, Microsoft and OpenDocument file formats break even within different versions of the same office suite
>>62207523
are u a masochist?

>>62204310
>that guy who would always argue with the professor and blame his IDE when his code failed to compile

>>62210869
>but recursive calls are advanced computer science stuff, i learned it in my compsci 101 class
nobody thinks a function calling itself is revolutionary, and writing something recursively that would be much easier and more optimized if done iteratively is just retarded

>>62207773
Stop feeding the troll

>>62207407
Not an argument.

>>62210869
>forcing your compiler to optimize tail end recursion for you
why do you do this to her?

>>62207773
I actually write like this at work. Mails must be well understood, there must be some reference points. Its just easier for the reader if you structure it.

>>62210897
>that website that did away with fortunes while instantiating a captcha

>>62212265
>he thinks TCO is somehow complicated in any way
Your comments betray your ignorance.

>>62207481
we did tho

t. 2006

>>62208921
What's this image from? I love old PSAs and Google comes up with nothing.

>>62205574
Any non casual gamer?

>>62209741
>Quit play! Work more!
Cubicle Japcuck confirmed

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>tfw classes start next week

I hope I'm not too dumb for sysadmin.

>>62213163
Not technically possible.

>>62205252
I just made one project that included all the stuff in the semester and resubmitted it for every assignment.
I was mostly just angry they wouldn't let me test out of discrete structures

>>62210962
This so much. Coding directly is so restricting to your ideas, it should be the final draft, not your sandbox.
That's why I usually start by drawing diagrams and graphs in my notebook, writing some pseudocode and engineering all the data structures and their relations. This way I can play around with much higher levels of abstractions and when I'm done I have a clear idea of what I'm going to make and the coding will be just mostly debugging.
It also makes it easy to build something independent of the language you use and porting to other languages will be much easier.

>>62210962
>>62213307
I don't agree at all. It's a lot quicker to just dive in and start coding. Essentially, the first version of the code IS your "whiteboarding", but it's done in code instead. Then you can refactor and redesign it as appropriate as you identify issues in the design, and you loop that process until you have something perfect.

>>62214141

webdev pajeet detected

>>62213163

sysadmins are the air traffic controllers of the software development world - failed the tests to do the really cool stuff so now they sit around doing bitch work to supplement them