What is the technology/IT equivalent of "spitting in

>>62125216
Installing Windows

>>62125232
I laughed so hard. Thanks anon

>>62125216
There's nothing wrong with splitting food unless it's a steak or something you insecure faggot

>>62125270
Spitting, not splitting you macaco

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5gig of this in front of the pedo's machine at work.

Should be plenty for the cops if they want him.

Disconnecting your DSL at the ISP switch 2 days after you have it installed.

Installing norton

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Calling the NOC of your cell service provider to complain about the FAA-mandated light on the top of one of the towers.

>>62125404
what does this achieve?

>>62125216
Spitting on their HIDs.

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>>62126210
Making a few people, including the bosses, laugh at you after you're told to go away.

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>>62125216

Reformatting the HDD using the restore partition that came with their storebought PC. Loaded with so much frre trial bloat it takes 5 minutes from desktop load before you can actually use the computer.

>>62125216
ISP:
Data throttling
Data caps
Randomly adding services to your monthly bill that you didn't ask for.

Backpack sites:
'accidentally' purging all your data because you're an outlier who hoarders too much on their unlimited plans.

4chan:
Auto-saging threads
Quality of post bans

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Scrap off thermal paste

>>62125216
Windows 10 32-bit with 1GB RAM.

Farting in your fan

Don't give customer admin privileges, when your shitty service loses you the client you 'lose' all the admin details.

>>62125216
Spit in the computer internals.

>>62125216

Using shit in place of thermal paste.

>>62125216
Installing CP on someone's drive and then calling the feds

>>62125216
harshing your rams