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ITT: How to know if someone is a pajeet/koder/otherwise incapable

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ITT: How to know if someone is a pajeet/koder/otherwise incapable programmer.

I'll start with a simple one:

>Has never written a makefile
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>can't easily transfer project to another machine and have it work
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>can't build their project without using an IDE
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>hates IDEs because cool fizzbuzz kids on /g/ told him to
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>>62121822
>>62121890
>cares more about setup than actual programming
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>fizzbuzz program doesn't use gpu acceleration
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void create_new_something(int id)
{
return (unsigned long)new something(id);
}

Based on actual code from my work. Finally figured out why there was a memory leak when we got the source and found this.
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>Has never even made a kernel before
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>>62122003
should have casted something to void obviously
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>>62121890
>>62121915
>Can't do it
>Doesn't understand linking

Note none of these posts said 'use an IDE', Pajeet
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>never made it half-way through the SICP.
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>>62121723

brags about framework uses

black skin
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>>62121723
>How to know if someone is a pajeet/koder/otherwise incapable programmer.
Ask them to code a fizzbuzz program using object orientation in C language.
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>>62122233
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>ask them if they post on /g/
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>has projects stickers on his laptop
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>uses private variables
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>>62122633
made me laugh

>work on kernel in crap OS (*nix like system made with friends for fun)
>shit doesn't work
>friend looks at code
>>yeah, just make it global
>... fuck you
I mean sure, it works, but it's the easy way out

seriously tho, if you didn't need to solve a cross lock issue, you haven't programmed yet
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>'you dont need to be good at math to program!'
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>>62122116
this, a simple kernel is something that any serious programmer will have done before
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>>62122116
>>62121723
>>62123058
>>62122831
>>62122419
I never thought myself as a serious koder, but maybe I should try to make money doing this. I fit the shape so far
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>>62121723
to be honest not writing a makefile is a good thing. make is terrible, at least use cmake or meson or whatever, pure make is shit.
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