Holy shit. I come to this board to escape and be a part of something, but you've all taken this too far and I can't bare the toll it's taking on me mentally and physically.
I am so distressed its brought me to tears almost every day.
I close my laptop and literally pace around my room until it ends. When I return; I close the tab, taking great care not to look at what's below. You guys spam your fucking ThinkPads and desktop builds like they're something to admire or strive for. Every day I would feel guilt and shame come over me after I used Windows, I didn't even want to. I just have needs. Since I discovered macOS I can honestly say things have changed. I feel real emotion while using my computer, and I sincerely respect it as a machine. Macs are authentic and radiant to their core so its no wonder you won't make threads for them. You goddamn neanderthals, go ahead and post another Linux thread or flavor-of-the-month GPU. It won't ever bother me again, I do not need you and I won't participate in this.
I only take advice from Craig Federighi now, and I use macOS exclusively. I can honestly say for the first time in my life: I am truly happy. I am finally free. I will never forgive a single one of you for what you've done to this board and if I see even one negative comment to or about Apple, I swear to God I will report you and delete the thread immediately. Macs are absolutely exquisite and I really hope to see their marketshare continue to grow going forward.
meh
TL;DR
tl;dr
My ThinkPad is cute UVU
>>62090095
i donno i thought it was good
tl;dr
>>62090082
story behind pic?
>>62090165
I destroyed all of it. I stomped the ThinkPads and threw them in the burn pile. I cannot take this shit anymore
>>62090082
That's the best bait I've seen in awhile.
7/8
>>62090194
This is a nice touch, makes it seem like a dumbass teenager who burned a pile of ThinkPads he made his parents buy because /g/ said it's cool.
Really adds to the feeling.
Autism. I say this as a massive macfag.
>>62090082
Install gentoo