I'm gonna make a data center with thousands of servers containing

>>62008653
those toilets already exist you dingus

>>62008664
But they use censors. I want AI doing it.

>>62008672
sensors*

>>62008672
the ai would need sensors too

>>62008696
No it wouldn't. It would learn my time schedule for shitting and flatten any anomalies over time.

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>>62008653
Intel beat you to it.

>>62008703
>It would learn my time schedule
it needs sensors for that

>>62008653
>teach toilet to flush whenever a solid object falls in
>accidentally drop in your phone
>FWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSHHHHHHH-

>>62008716
It will have motors that flush the toilet, and I will click a little 1 or 0 if it successfully flushed the toilet before me, but not before I finished shitting.

>>62008703
>>>62008696
>No it wouldn't. It would learn my time schedule for shitting and flatten any anomalies over time.
You will find anomolies shall remain. Most of the time, it is up to you to choose whether you want to take a shit or not.

>>62008742
If my brain can develop a neural network that knows when to flush a toilet after shitting then so can AI

>>62008761
people can forget how to flush the toilet

>>62008772
Machines don't forget

>>62008653
If you ever release it you better make it free software.

>>62008844
No because everyone would have to adopt my shitting schedule and any of my irregularities.

>>62008851
Couldn't you just release the AI to the public that learns you shitting schedule?

The future will be an interesting place.

>make one simple typo
>get a dirty water enema

>>62008884
The AI itself is just a set of basic functions that use a neural network to make decisions. The neural network is what's special about it.

But sure, I already have a prototype

if flush_successful {
        fitness++
}
if flush_unsuccessful {
        do_nothing
}
if previous_generation_better {
        rollback_shitter
}

>>62008920
I should call fitness shitness too

>>62008736
So you are just inputting data to program this "AI"?
Sounds like the same kind of AI everybody is marketing nowadays

>>62008761
Your brain uses nerves and stimuli to know that you have shit
You think Antsinmyeyes Johnson flushes after shitting?

>>62008736
so the sensor is operated manually by you?

>>62009286
Well that's why I need the exabytes of storage. It would probably take me millions of shits, maybe billions to get an accurate guess-flushing-AI system.

>>62009302
After being burned alive I doubt he even shits.

>>62009359
The 1 will increase fitness, or the 0 will rollback to a previous generation depending on how successful it was. I will probably need more middle-ground when giving it ratings, so a 1-10 rating would be good.