Got this free from the Amazon price mistake yesterday. Any ideas

Nothing? It's a novelty item.

I use mine to control the lights and tell me the time when I wake up in the middle of the night without having to open my eyes.

>>61988737
shove it up your ass. let it hear your inner self.

>>61988793
I actally want that feature.

Turning my phone screen on to check the time is blindingly bright.

>>61989188
get a regular clock for your desk?

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>>61988737
Plug in a cheap MP3 player, lay it on top of the thing, and then make it play a really annoying noise non-stop?

>>61989188
Get this, and put the dimmer on low. Don't expect the radio to work worth a shit.

>>61988737
>Obama
who?

>>61989838
Former President Barack Hussein Obama who authorized the largest domestic spying network in the world.

>>61988737
>Any ideas on what to do with this little Obama spying device?-
disassemble it for parts. speaker and mics are nice. Case is great. SoC is useless tho.

>>61989870
former huh? whoever is in charge now should get on that then.

>>61989377
This bee fart volume thing shouldn't be called alarm clock.

>>61989891
Not who you responded to, but I wouldn't expect Trump to end that shit. If that's what you wanted, you should have voted for Rand Paul or maybe Ted Cruz.

>>61990009
No idea what you're talking about. I use that thing to check the time at night. I use my phone, face down, for an alarm.

Sell it on eBay/craigslist

>>61990026
I ordered this garbage to use as alarm clock, it failed to wake me up three times in a row because it tops out at bee fart volume.