>hack time
>take your ThinkPad™ with you
>introduce ancient egypts to computation and Loonix
>become their pharao
>return to your time
>world is run by executives running KDE
>become addicted to morphine
>have to hack time for a thinkpad to be relevant
If you didn't daydream so much you could work and pull your family out of poverty and buy a decent laptop.
>>61972895
This. Any self respecting man gets himself a MacBook Pro and not a NEETpad.
>>61972919
>MacBook Pro™
>>61972919
good thing I don't respect myself
>>61972919
>He thinks Pro stands for "professional"
>>61973557
What does it stand for?
Now I'm curious.
Prostate stimulation?
Prostituting your boypossy?
Prolapsed rectum?
>>61972994
>good thing I don't respect myself
But there's no need to abuse yourself like you do.
>>61973586
Professing your love of cock.
Wasn't the original point to have Macbooks and Macbook Pros with better specs and a nicer finish, almost like a business line?
>>61973640
"business laptops" don't have better specs or nicer finish.
Macbooks Propase is like the consumer orientated Dell XPS, not like the business orientated Dell Latitude.
Other than the fact that electricity wasn't invented for a few centuries?
>>61973640
>Professing your love of cock.
Well, I do love my own cock. No homo.
>>61974045
>business orientated Dell Latitude
Had one back in 2013 given to me by my employer. Bulky as fuck and horrible battery life (like 3-4 hours)
Bought a rMBP 2013, slim and better battery life.
I would argue the OS but my employer made it clear that I had to use Win8.1 instead of 7. Could have made a better comparison if I could had the dell machine to run Win7.