If you have a normal laptop and its GPU is broken and you connect

>>61971934
Lawful neutral

Any other answer and you're a piece of shit

Please answer my question

I have no idea of computers

lawful neutral or lawful good if it's a fresh non-sliced loaf

my sister uses lawful evil and I despise her for it

>>61971934
Connect your GPU to the loaf of bread.

>>61971946
What if I do lawful neutral, but put it in a bread box?

None of the above

I only buy fresh bread and rolls from the bakery and eat it the day I buy it.

>>61971934

Is this bread gluten free?

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>>61972285
>he eats an entire loaf of bread in a day

If I leave my bread in an open bag, within an open breadbox, what does that make me?

Download a few gigabytes of VRAM

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>>61971934
I do neutral evil. Also if it's an optimus (nvidia+intel) I believe you can use the iGPU. Otherwise you're fucked

>>61971934
Who the fuck doesn't tie the bread? Why is that considered lawful evil?

If you put it in a box, is it still in the bag or did you take the entire loaf out of the bag?

>>61972459
Poor plastic bags are impossible to untie. If you've never had the problem you've been buying bread in at least half decent bags.

wow you are so le epick random fun

you did a le meme


so cool

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>>61972001
>/g/ is for the discussion of technology and related topics.
>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.
>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team
>NOT

Fuck off

also, chaotic neutral, all other answers are trash.

>>61972547
>>61972547
reddit

Neutral evil and chaotic neutral are the best. Twisting only if you have a bug infestation.
Putting a clip or tying is is redundant
>>61972253
Probably lawful neutral since you put a clip on the bag. Why do you clip it inside the bread box?
I would just tuck the bag and put it inside the bread box since that will keep it sealed anyways.

>>61972345
you can buy less than a loaf you doofus

>>61971946
This. Any other method is objectively wrong. Use a bread box for bread you bake yourself

>>61972858
So you buy two or four slices worth? And carry it home without a bag? Do you eat sandwiches?

Chaotic neutral only.

Fastest and least fiddly method.

>>61971946
why does losing a stupid clip turn me from lawful to chaotic tho?

>>61971946
Lawful neutral, or if i loose the band chaotic n. that's the only correct answers

>Cha good
WTF?

>>61971934
install gentoo

>>61973298
>>61973316
>losing a stupid clip
You should have spares

>>61973298
Because you are just twisting and tucking. Its completely different from using a clip.

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>>61973331
it's the clip that comes with it, i don't horde them.

What if I tie the bag with a knot that can be undone by pulling it?

>>61973129
Yes
No (it comes with a paper bag)
Yes

>>61971934
>eating bread
>eating bread that relies on moisture to keep soft
>bag

Ezekiel bread, baked on stones in direct sunlight using sprouted barley is the only /fit/ approved bread.

Soft bread is also less filling. There's nothing better than being a kid, having your mom bring home a fresh baguette from the pakis pretending to be french downtown. Then getting slapped around for being a moron and throwing away the bag, leaving a nice, hard and crunchy poverty stick all for your taking.

>>61971934
"neutral evil" here.

Anything else is over-complicating it.

You see shit.

Lawful evil, but I don't even eat bread anymore so whatever.

>>61971934
chaotic neutral


What about those psychos who put their bread in the fridge?

>>61973633
How is that Jewish (?) bread better than regular whole wheat?

>>61973727
Nigger I put my bread in the freezer. When I want bread, I pull out some slices and toast them lightly to thaw or heavy to toast. Keeps one loaf lasting for weeks.

Lawful neutral.

>>61971934
Bag clip should be true neutral, rubber band is lawful neutral

>>61973749
This is a Christian board for Christian bread.
Sprouted bread removes anti-nutrients that interfere with mineral absorption and increases protein content from stalk synthesis.

Wheat is also fucking terrible and so is processed bread. Ezekiel (mixed with non-gluten grains and safe legumes) is probably the healthiest bread you can have.

And I'd like to redact my previous statement, barley has gluten.

>>61973809
>anti-nutrients

Ah, pseudo-"""""science"""" - say no more.

>non-gluten grains
HAHAHAHAHA

>>61973845
Corn used for mealing and such is a grain.

>>61973845
>meme science
Here you go, fampai: http://www.academicjournals.org/journal/AJFS/article-full-text-pdf/8CA575F20441

Gluten's just not studied well enough and it affects people even without celiacs -- I got it.

>>61973727
>What about those psychos who put their bread in the fridge?

Only way to store it for more than a day.

I buy fresh bread daily, and don't have a fridge big enough anyways.

But it means throwing out a lot of leftovers, so I can see the point of freezing.
Also I would have an "emergency supply" frozen if I had a really big fridge.

>>61973884
>Gluten's just not studied well enough

It has been studied to death.
All major food components have.

>it affects people even without celiacs

No more than placebo groups who only thought they were eating gluten.

>>61973879
Maybe in Shitmerica.

>>61973978
Speaking of shit, how about the staple of Pajeetistan? Rice is a grain.

>>61974017
Is naan made from rice?

>>61974083
Sure. Rice flour.

>>61973942
>No more than placebo groups who only thought they were eating gluten.
Non-conclusive to more controversial disorders like IBS and non-gluten sensitivity/allergy.

>It has been studied to death.
>All major food components have.
Gluten is not an additive, thus the stringency of its pre-screening is less than something as benign, and manufactured, as xanathum gum.

The IFT's public research is laughable.

>>61973005
>Use a bread box for bread you bake yourself
Or specialty breads that don't come in a bag with a bag clip.

>>61973902
you're a fucking idiot.

Putting bread in the fridge makes it go stale earlier

>>61971934
Who else here Twist and tuck master race

>>61975394
The fridge is a tradeoff: it goes stale earlier so that it goes moldy later.

Though I still think that Anon is an idiot for buying bread daily only to end up often throwing out leftovers.

chaotic evil should be changed to
>chaotic evil or grandma with alzheimer's

also chaotic neutral is the most efficient way to keep the bread sealed just as well as with a bag clip or rubber band.

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>>61971934
I have autism and too much time on my hands so I improved your image. Clearer and smaller filesize.

>>61975618
<3

>>61975394
>Putting bread in the fridge makes it go stale earlier
Stale bread is still fine toasted.

Moldy bread is never fine.

>>61975618
Well clearly you're Chaotic Good I see~

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>no melting the plastic bag shut option

>>61975416
this
- compress slightly to minimize air
- hold top and spin the bread to twist quickly
- fold top and place in freezer (have toast 99% of the time, so might as well stay in the freezer)

no idea what the bottle hack is, mind

>>61973005
>tfw homemade english muffins

>>61973696
you fool you are letting air in the bag. twist it.

>>61976194
>Freeze
Why do people destroy perfectly good bread?

>>61971934
Chaotic evil or neutral evil.
Why seal bread?
>it will rot!
keep it in the fridge..?
You americans amaze me everi time

>>61971934
I just keep my bread in the freezer. I never go through it fast enough to eat the whole loaf before it goes stale. So I just pull out a couple pieces, toast them or whatever, and eat them. And the bread lasts as long as I need it without going stale.

>>61971934

What's the 'bottle hack'?

>>61974110
>Sure. Rice flour.

naan is made from wheat you uneducated pajeet tier mongo

>bread goes stale in fridge!
What you guys are talking about?
I'm keeping my bread in fridge to last longer, when I don't keep it in fridge, after a day or 2 there's mold on it... No mold after 3 days keeping in fridge. And tastes same, just a bit cooler.

I read somewhere that americans make sweet bread, could this be reason why it goes stale in fridge? :^)

Only sweet bread I can call in my Europe country are buns and pies!

>>61977628
Is the bread kept in the fridge when you go buy it at the store? No? Then keeping it in the fridge is not beneficial.

>>61977738
See:
>>61977726

While not in fridge it gets mold after 2 days.

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>>61977738
Where the hell do you buy your bread from?

lawful neutral should be true neutral, getting a rubber band requires doing something extra.
I twist, re-use clip, tuck and put it in a bread box. Get at me.

>>61971934
chaotic neutral is the way to go once you've used a couple slices, before that when you have a new bag it's lawful neutral all the way.

>>61973331
What are you, a fucking autist?

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>>61977681
it makes no sense to use it for bread at all though

>>61977748
I keep my bread in the bag in my cupboard and there's no mold inside of a week, sometimes two. It rarely lasts long enough to find out how long it takes past the first week. What kind of shitty bread do you buy that molds that quickly?

>>61977754
Any of the several grocery stores in a 5KM radius of my place. Usually whichever one has one of my favorite brands on sale that week. All of them are on room temperature shelves.

>>61971934
I just about always go lawful neutral except when I lose the clip at which point I revert to chaotic neutral. I'll also defer to chaotic neutral when there are only a few slices left, less than 3 or 4.

I've never used any other method. I have no breadbox, good bag clips are only appropriate for chips and cereal, I don't even know what the bottle hack is and it looks stupid, rubber band is ridiculous and annoying, tying a knot is arguably more annoying, and just tucking and leaving the bag open is truly evil and everyone who does this deserves to spend eternity in the deepest layer of hell.

>>61977754
that not bread, that's bird food.

>>61977748
>getting mold in just two days
It's time to switch brands, anon.

>>61977754
>$3.29 for a loaf of bread

Why the fuck would you buy that instead of getting the store brand bread for $1

>>61977810
>>61977857
b-but I buy it fresh baked...
First I kept bread in it's own bag, sealing like in neutral evil.
And on second day, I ate breakfast with bread, later that day wanna make some sandwitches and it has mold inside! And it's not a cheap one...

Could it be because I buy sliced bread?

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>>61975618
What lossless image optimizations do people use?

>>61977882
Clean your house you dirty pig. I leave my bread out a week and it never gets moldy.

>>61977916
JPEG 100%

>>61977882
Nope. Sliced bread is a standard. It still lasts upwards of a week in my cupboard.

>>61977748
>mold
>two days

Bull fucking shit. Maybe if you're chaotic evil and the cleanliness of your house is hoarder tier. As a lawful good with a clean kitchen who stores bread in drawer at room temperature all that really matters is you get as much air out of the bag as possible and you seal it up good. Bread in the pantry will usually last about a week for me, maybe a bit longer. It does depend on the brand of bread though. Wonder bread would only keep a week at best, when we switched to some healthier low carb bread with this weird ass name, I think it was 346 or some 3 digit number that shit will keep for like a month. Almost makes you a bit wary of how they manage to make it stay good for so long, kinda like how McDonald's burgers never get moldy even if you leave them out for weeks.

Putting bread in the fridge might very well help it keep longer and a bread that keeps for one week in the pantry might keep for two in the fridge once it is unsealed. It should slow the growth of mold but it my house we polish off a loaf in a week usually so there's no need. I just wanted to refute your claim that bread gets moldy in two days. Not unless you are doing something very wrong.

I never knew I had such strong opinions about bread before.

Thanks /g/.

> 2017
> still buys manufactured bread that comes in plastic bags

Get European ameritards

>>61978054
But I'm Canadian...

>>61978054
>buying bread from a smalltime baker with no accountability who probably didn't even wash his hands

enjoy your e coli

>>61978076
Bags are for bread, not milk.

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>>61978054
Sliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread. Get with the times nerd.

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>>61978090
No shit?

>>61971934
Judging by the effort required to safety/freshness kept/whatever ratio, the optimal ones are probably somewhere between neutral evil, lawful evil and chaotic neutral. Everything else requires other tools/materials that you probably are too lazy to have lying around and chaotic evil is just retarded.

>>61977748
>mold after 2 days
Too much yeast or baked improperly.

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>>61978186
cardboard is for dry foods, not liquids

>>61975618
ugle font for this case

>>61978181
>you will never be a cantonese swede

>>61971934
TWIST AND TUCK
WHY NO ONE DOES THIS
ITS THE BEST AND FASTEST

>>61977924
>>61977969
but my home are clean... This actually happened once to me. I never noticed before if it has mold on it, so I might just eat it all...
Felt sick of the thought, so now I keep bread in fridge.

>>61978296
Could this be the case? Any tips to know if bread is baked properly or has right amount of yeast..? Or it's just a gamble and a trust game with bakery..?

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>>61971946

I do chaotic neutral.

>>61978662
I'm a twist and tuck man but I think I might try the bottle hack.

>>61977916
I used optipng when I made >>61975618
What did you do?

chaotic natural masterrace

>>61971934
lawful neutral, unless i lose the clip then I just finish the fucking bag

>>61971934
Everything will work fine even if your integrated GPU breaks as well. As a last resort, the CPU will render everything.

I also have a question regarding Laptop GPU's
My old laptop had a 860m inside it (based off the 750 ti)
My mate who has the same exact laptop got around 60~70 fps in Overwatch on high (Or mid) settings, Mine used to get the same results but eventually started getting only about 45~50
It got the point it wasn't even playable in games that it should have been able to play since I've seen benchmarks of the same gpu get playable results
While mine was pretty much unplayable (<20 fps low).

Does/Can the GPU deteriorate over time or with use?

>>61971946
Lawful evil here.
What you gon' do, punk ?

>>61971934
Okay to give you a proper answer it all depends on when your laptop was made
If you've got some old crust shitbox it likely uses the gpu as its main card
If you've got a newer laptop (especially with the switchable graphics core I laptops) then it writes to the framebuffer of the integrated graphics

>>61972362
Retarded

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>>61971934
chaotic neutral

Twist and tuck should be about as good as the clip thing if you're doing it right.

I think lawful evil and neutral evil should be switched around

Neutral evil master race.

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>>61972285
>he goes to shop every day

Chaotic neutral is only valid choice. Besides, in 2017 you should have your own bread maker.

>eating bread

ITT: Fatties.

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I remove the bread from the bag and leave it bare on the counter

>>61971934
Chaotic neutral. You other people are monsters.

I don't eat bread

Thank you for this thread OP.

>>61971934
I am a neutral evil.

>>61983873
>take out all slices
>make one giant multi-layer sandwich with the entire loaf
i'd ask if it's been done before, but i'm 100% certain it has

>>61983873
Chaotic Stupid

>>61971934
Lawful neutral; if lost, neutral evil

>>61975618
>unnecessary bitmeme font

>>61984694
Would you prefer shitty anti-aliased fonts with unnecessary and ugly brown and blue?

>>61981416
Optipng maxed out can do better than the original one posted however I use a combination of tools, specifically here it was the PNGGauntlet set (PNGOUT->OptiPNG->DeflOpt) .

There's a thread on HN that makes me want to write a wrapper myself to automatically apply all order combinations to see which has the most reduction.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2335571

>>61985199
That could be very slow just for image optimization.

>>61973779
What the fuck man don't freeze bread

>>61971934
>bread in plastic foil
Enjoy your estrogen.

>freezing bread
You subhuman shits, why do you even buy bread if you don't eat it?

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>>61985199
Thanks for answering, anon

>>61985372
I will, baldie.

>>61985323
Bread freezes just fuckin fine bro

I squeeze the bag, compressing the bread and forcing out the air then clip the neck closed. Releasing the bag allows the bread to expand, creating a vacuum inside the bag that keeps the bread fresh for longer and inhibits aerobic growth.

Get on my level niggers.

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>>61984694
name one (1) font that would look good without antialiasing

>>61985240
There's a lot of slow things I do just to optimize for storage but it's worth it for me since it's either a 1 time thing or a 1 time every few months/years thing, but most important, I don't have to do anything other than launch a script and go to bed, I have a lot of threads so doing things like this in parallel really speeds things up for batches. I have a lot of images and a lot of video as well as generic stuff so I'm always fucking around with re-compressing things with a newer generation of software just to save some space. Recently re-encoded my video collection which was originally Lagarith, went to lossless h264 and now lossless h265, saved a couple hundred gigabytes overnight with no compromise on my end.

>>61985467
No, it doesn't. It dries it out.