>Big Data >Cloud computing >Data Science >The Internet

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>botnet

Whom are you quoting?

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>information super highway
>hacker called 4chan

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> Made with <3
> Code Artisan
> Buy me a cofee
> Kode with Karlie
> Scrum
> Happiness Manager

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> Memory Safe
> Green computing
> Zen coding

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>devops
>full stack
>blue ocean
>unicorn

>>61931189
What's the original pic?

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> non-opinionated

>>61929616
>Anime is not only for losers

>>61931249
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/esther-verkests-help-sign

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>tech guru

>>61931259
Kek, thanks

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>Miner

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>cryptocurrency

>meme

>>61929616
Why is go on there?

>>61932052
>greentext

>"Cyber"-anything
>Coding™

>>61929616
>Scalability
what's wrong with this

>>61931189
Scrum is not in the same category as the rest of those

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>Genuine Intel®

61929616 (No (You) for you)
>>Big Data
I thought this was a meme until I started working with Spark.
>>The Internet of Things
Straight up botnet meme.
>>Agile
Better than waterflow, not as good as Bazaar model.
>>Data Pipelines
>implying compartmentalization is bas
>>Machine learning Framework
Yet another botnet meme.
>>Scalability
>he'd rather have his servers go down instead of being smart enough to load balance and provision new machines for the cluster on demand
>>Hadoop
Pretty useful for distributed computing.
>>Naive bayes
Machine learning botnet.
>>Rockstar developer
Another term for homosexual. If someone described themselves like this, you can be fairly certain that they're a nigger.
>>Memory safety without garbage collection
>waah, I don't know how malloc and free work
OP confirmed for being a freshman in college, likely underage as well. Go work in industry kiddo.

>>61932653
Agreed, but it's still a meme

>>61932619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

>>61932711
did you give the talk last night

>>61929616
>C++ superstar

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>pythonista

>>61929616
>microservice architecture
>orchestration layer
>nosql data stores
>restful api
>scala
>oauth2
>angular/react
>web components
>map/reduce/filter
>lambda
>aspect oriented programming
>builder pattern
>build pipelines
>docker
>load balancer
>non-blocking async

look anon i can do it too!

>>61929616
>Entry level position
>requires Masters of Science in CS
>+5 years experience

If I had a bachelors of science and 5 years experience in coding I wouldnt need a job.

I only have an AS 2 year degree and 5 years of IT experience.

>>61929616
> Scalability is now a buzzword
We truly live in the age of pajeet

>>61929616
>>Cloud computing
>>Go
>>Scalability
nothing wrong with these, pajeet.