You walk into the computer store and this guy slaps your Thinkpad.

>>61809054
execute him with a single swift punch to the jaw

mmm yes you'll do nicely *licks lips* tell me can you show me your supply room hehe mmmm time for some fun *does a funny walk*

>>61809054
call an ambulance, maybe he broke his hand after slapping my T400.

>>61809054
REEEEEEEEEEE
open his computer and
cd /
rm -rf *

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>>61809103
>hmmm didn't work. You know I run a proper operating system known as Windows, rather than your toy OS.

>>61809128
>del C:\Windows\System32

>>61809054
Is this the aryan moot

echo y | format c: /u /q

>>61809054
Say
"I don't have a thinkpad"

>>61809054
Find his supervisor and angrily complain about him damaging my computer.

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>>61809301
>DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE FUCKING DAMANGED YOUR LAPTOP FROM 1995??!!?!?
>HOW ABOUT I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT!

>>61809054
Slap his "Thinkpad"

>>61809301
>slapping a thinkpad
>damaging
I don't think so anon

he's a projectionist though. see the background it says kino that means movie in german.

>>61809054
Slap his dick

>>61809382
Except that's not how things happen in the real world. Most likely course of action is that the supervisor apologizes profusely and fires him on the spot.

>>61809469
>fires him on the spot

No, no no. In the real world, the supervisor will pretend that it was really serious and bad and when you leave not give a single fuck. You are just another little bitch customer.

>>61809054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFWeoxrhbE8

>>61809732
>>61809732

> the supervisor will pretend that it was really serious and bad and when you leave not give a single fuck

Maybe if you're the one who confronts him.

Stop assuming that everyone here is equal to you.

>>61809178
Won't work. Write protected.