>"What's that? It's complete? A hardware backdoor

good thread op

I don't think Bill Gates has been quoted to say that, ever.

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>"Hey Bill, thanks for your call. How's your mother? Just kidding, thanks to this awesome backdoor I don't even have to ask because I know everything about her."

>>61664811
He does now.

>>61664839
>filename
I choked on my drink

excellent thread op

how can he be invincible if he'll die?

>>61665233
>he drinks lard directly from the container

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>>61664839
I am now the spitting image of this picture

>>61665296
If i remove your backdoor will you die?

Bill Gates doesn't really care about influencing Microsoft anymore. I doubt he supports mass surveillance, at least not on NSA's terms.

>>61665379
is it wrong if I idolize Bill

did nobody tell him steve is dead?

>implying it doesn't exist already
Intel ME and AMD PSP

>>61666259
Death is no obstacle once you reach Bill Gates tier.

>>61664757
>not having dummy pc's running scripts to feel false garbage data to the machine

>>61664757
NO

>>61666280
If only ARM didnt suck

>>61667107
AMD PSP is ARM's TrustZone.

>>61666259
He had enough data to program Steve's personality, Jobs will live forever as an AI robot

>>61667213
Well fuck

What's an unfucked computer platform, RISC?

>>61667288
OpenPOWER (if you can afford it, of course).

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>>61664757
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Backdoor, is in fact, GNU/Backdoor, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Backdoor. Backdoor is not an operating exploit unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full exploit as defined by NSA.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Backdoor, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Backdoor, and NSA is using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Backdoor is the exploit: the program in the system that allocates the machine's data to the other spyware that you run. The Backdoor is an essential part of an operating exploit, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating exploits. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called hardware backdoors are really distributions of GNU/Backdoor!

>>61666245
No I think he's neat too, and I want to win at life like him.

>>61664839
hahahahah fuck