If operating systems were fast food places, what would they be?

>>61657896
Windows = McDonalds.

>>61657896
Windows = McDonalds

Windows = Trash can

Linux = that cheap pizza place that keeps getting shut down for H&S violations, yet somehow keeps reopening

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>>61657903
>>61657908

Windows = McDonalds

TempleOS = last meal on death row after blowing up the CIA headquarters

>>61657896
Go back to /pinoy/

>>61657896
Windows = McDonalds / Colonels
Linux and variants = Burger King
OSX = that strange chinese/burger/pizza/whatever joint which you think might get closed for hygiene violations.
Red Hat = Carl's Jr.

>>61658081
Linux can also be Subway.

Windows = Panda Express

macOS = Starbucks

Ubuntu = local rundown old burger place where the burgers are massive and disgusting but only 1 grandma works there anyways so you don't bother complaining

ChromeOS = Menchies Frozen Yogurt

>>61657896
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>61657896
Linux = Windows = Gandalf / George Washington = America * Jesus = McDonalds = Alien = Aliens = Alien = Alien: Resurrection = Condensation = All = Toasters = Toast = Toast = TOAST = Toasted output = Toast crumbs

Toast output = Toast

>>61658098
Clever

>>61657896
MacDonald's actually uses Windows for all their displays, and kiosk interfaces.

>>61658184
Yeah, and? So does a lot of other shit.

Red Hat is Five Guys.

>>61657896
GNU/Linux = Subway/Chipotle

>>61657896
Windows = McDonald's
macOS = Panera bread
Linux = Dumpster diving
*BSD = Soup kitchen

>>61657896
>food analogies

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Windows = pic related
MacOS = panera bread
Linux = the grocery store
Bonus:
Android = burger king
ios = starbucks
Windows phone = the street behind pic related

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>>61657896

GNU+Linux = homecooking using libre recipes

>>61657896
McDonalds actually worked hard to improve its menu in the past decade, unlike Windows.

McDonalds = OSX
It's exactly same everywhere.

Linux is every family owned take away joint. Same basic backend ( fryers, kitchen equipment, etc) but vastly different experience.

>>61660887
I'd consider McDonalds more like it is similar 95% of the time, but most people still like it and it just werks.
OSX would be like an overpriced cafe that serves store-bought shit.

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>>61659400
>Windows phone = the street behind pic related

>>61660812
No it didn't, where's the tendies from my childhood?

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

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Windows 10: dinner with your rich girlfriend where everyone is looking at what you're doing, how you behave, how you look... while they have people everything being taken care off for you and you're almost being spoonfed but it's not comfy at all because you're under severe pressure to not make it look like you're a bad person.

Linux: It's like asking your mom who doesn't know how to cook to make you a burger, it might not be the best burger but since it's your mom who made it and both you and her know the ingredients you don't complain.

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OpenIndiana = Big Kahuna Burgers

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OS X before 10.6 = Jack Rabbit Slim's
https://youtu.be/MWkN3akP3cU?t=42

>>61657896
Linux = UK McDonalds
t. UK maccies employee and Slackware user

The whole restaurant is dependent on everyone working together (community), it's riced out with touchscreen kiosks to order from and tablets for everyone to use, everything is made to order (no pre-made boigahs on a "warmer", although meat and fried goods may be made as early as 10-20 minutes in advance and put into a heating rack with trays to prevent cross-contaminating), and the shake/ice cream machine is constantly locking up (MOM CANCEL MY MEETINGS PACMAN FUCKING UP MY XORG.CONF AGAIN).

Linux = some small local restaurant that has nice and cheap food

Redhat = a guy that goes there with a cooler bag, orders 5 menues and then rides a stolen bike around town selling the food off for way more than it costs