Can we discuss retarded tech? Has anyone heard of juicero?

>Who the fuck thought it would be worthwhile to invest $120mil into this?

google

>>61637134
who the fuck at Google have that investment the greenlight baka

>>61637116
>overpriced item that is produced for a fraction of the cost and can be marketed to morons who will be stuck buying it's proprietary branded juice packs for as long as they use it (which will be long due to sunk cost fallacy)

Perfectly fine business model. You underestimate how stupid consumers are.

>>61637116
I love this thing. It's so stupid it's amazing, and people actually bought it. It's like a Ferengi scheme

Juicero ain't just a juicer. It's a distribution model. It's for rich people who want to juice but ignore logistics.

>>61637116
When you too rich for a caprisun

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>>61637116
I saw the teardown video and nearly had an orgasm. The things are so well made it's crazy. I'd kill to be able to get other products that built with such high quality components for such a reasonable price. Too bad it's a useless juicer built for retards that was so over engineered and not a laptop or something.

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>>61637210
Retarded tech in its own right.

>>61637148
>overpriced item that is produced for a fraction of the cost

It actually isn't. They went full retard with the design and manufacturing of the thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>61637251
honestly one of the best engineer'd things this side of the decade.
cant even hate on it

>>61637308
As he said in the teardown video, it's terribly engineered. Everyone can build a bridge, its just going to be ridiculously expensive and big. A well engineered product doesn't waste so many resources

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>>61637236
they can afford to overegg the juicer because they lock you into the juicero ecosystem

>>61637147
stop oppressing me with reason

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>people were willing to raise $120 million for a fucking wifi connected proprietary juice machine
>only got $17 for my company that would produce fully libre hardware for computers and phones

>>61637116
iirc /pol/ did a little investigating on juicero and concluded it was some sor t of tax evasion/ money laundering scheme...but...they also think a cartoon frog got trump elected...so....

>>61637833
>Libre

isn't that a tampon brand

Doesn't it also have a camera? Screw that

>>61637953
You tell me. I don't use tampons so I wouldn't know.

>>61637116
Jewcero.

>>61637116
>Who the fuck thought it would be worthwhile to invest $120mil into this?
Nobody, silicon valley works in dumbest ways possible, they throw money at everything and see what sticks.

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>>61637911
>/pol/ did a little investigating
/pol/ thinks everyone is a child molesting lizard from the edge of the flat earth.

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What kind of juice was it?

I wouldn't mind a huge caprisun for nice big sips

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>>61637953
>>61637992
It's libra but close enough

>>61637329
You fucking retarded, ADD cunt.

He said it was overengineered (not terribly) and pointed out that they went over the top in the juicer in order to make money through subscriptions.

>>61637236
Nah. It was very well made but poorly engineered. You can go watch ave's video and he go's through allot of the oversights and problems with the design.

>>61638043
Anon have you taken your biome defense today you sound a little cranky?

>>61638186
He said it was overengineered to the point of being underengineered.

They wasted a lot of money on machining and big huge molds for the plastic case that weren't necessary.

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>>61637116
Well, It's pretty much the same as these overpriced water boilers.

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>>61637116
>enjoy your Jews
What did they mean by that?

Cumskins would buy this

Why did you make this thread on /ck/ as well

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>>61637116
Do we really need another Intel thread?

>has anyone heard of the juicero
Yes. For several months in fact.

>>61637147
Google has never done ANYTHING right outside of the search engine. Every single venture they tried to break out into was either aborted, stillborn, or abandoned. Any time they do something even marginally useful like Google Code or Google Reader, they kill it for no reason. Now Google can't even do the search engine right, and have started gutting basic functionality that they've had for YEARS like being able to add a + infront of a word to force include it in all searches. Results are no longer relevant to anything you type into the search bar, because Google instead tries to use janky half-baked machine learning to "guess" what you want instead.

Google is a bad company with no future racing straight down into irrelevance as fast as it can. Its only lasting legacy will be the household brand name, which people will continue to apply to all search engines like they do "Kleenex" to tissues.

>>61637116
wait, you can only make one glass of juice out of one bag? that's fucking stupid and retarded.
this would have been an almost decent idea if it had bigger bags and let's say 7 or 8 glasses worth of juice in every bag, but this is fucking shit.

>>61639193
No, it's really half a glass of juice. I think it's 6oz or something.

>>61638933
Same concept, worse execution.

Those overpriced water boilers weren't expensive to make, which is why they were such a cash cow. This needs people to use them for 6 months just to pay off the cost of building the machine.

>>61639153
also lagdroid is bloated abortion because jewgle wanted to circumvent GPL

>>61637116
>Can we discuss retarded tech?
web apps.

>>61638043
Spoken like a true child molesting lizard from the edge of the flat earth.

>>61637116
This genuinely made me suicidal.
:D

>>61639153
Any suggestions for other search engines? I too am getting sick of Google's shit but Microsoft isn't better and every other search engine I know is dogshit, including Startpage.

>>61639344
DuckDuckGo

>>61639356
Dogshit with dubious privacy claims and a sketchy record

>>61637116
stupid hipsters and desperate venture capitalists

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>>61637116
>Has anyone heard of juicero

You should see what is inside a juicero, it's full of expensive cnc parts, it likely costs $1000 per unit because the person designing it had no regard for cost or common sense.

>>61639344
ixquick and searx or whatever. Startpage.

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>>61639205

>Come from morning routine
>See Juicero
>Put a bag in it
>Half a glass of some tea
>take another bag
>open the beast
>put the bag in
>close
>wait
>half a glass of some tea
>still thirsty
>think
>open fridge and take home cooked water with lemon
>open trash
>put juicero in it
>burn it

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>>61637116
Something like pic related would be much more efficient/practical and way cheaper

Google is retarded to "invest" so much money

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>if only there was some way we could sell fresh juice in an easy to drink pack that could be easily recycled

>>61640174
or you could just eat a fruit since juice is mc food

>>61638186
>to make money through subscriptions
A subscription-based juice squeezing machine?

>>61639224
this.
so much this.

Android Devel is literally 100% nonfree cancer that's nearly impossible to reasonably develop for without using some nonfree shitware sdk from google.

thanks anti-GPL shills. this is the future you choose.

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>>61639153
>started gutting basic functionality that they've had for YEARS like being able to add a + infront of a word to force include it in all searches

That's because if that'd be still possible people would be able to circumference paid search results.

It's officially confirmed, that stores and services are placed above non-profit or informational websites. That's why we get less and less results from forums or blogs.

>>61639016
>Jew
>Jewser
>Jewsest

>>61640098
but that requires TIME and PHYSICAL EFFORT, things that idiots with money would rather not spend

>>61640255
>jew-zero

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>>61640237
And that's stupid because huge websites like wikihow get more results than actually informative websites, but made by people interested in narrow hobby or subject.

Somehow we're losing information on the internet rather than increasing them by google promoting shallow but huge websites that tell you how to blow your nose rather than websites that'd explain in depth how to fix an obscure error in a specialist application.

>>61640201
Fruit doesn't stay good for very long.

>>61640260
It took those anyways

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>>61637116
Simpson's already did it with the Juice Loosener

>>61637116
>https://youtu.be/-i0UugILBJg
>juiceiro app
>Internet-connected juicer
>pulp packs
>mail-in recycling
W E W

>>61640232
>nonfree cancer
I actually forgot for a while that there's people utterly retarded enough to consider proprietary software a bad thing. Going back to /g/ was a mistake.

>>61637116
Pretty sure the investors are actually pizza partiers.

>>61637833
>libre
SPEAK

ENGLISH

>>61638043
No, /x/ thinks they're lizard people, /pol/ thinks that the CIA and Mossad use pedo-heavy blackmail networks to keep democratically elected or appointed members of government under the thumb of the Deep State.

And they're probably not completely off the mark. Clinton buddy Jeffrey Epstein had a private island for entertaining the super powerful, staffed with underage "prostitutes" (aka sex slaves), and got 1 year in a minimum security prison (for statutory rape or some other massively lessened charge) after the situation was made public.

>>61637147
Probably just tax evasion, no one would actually expect that product to sell.

>>61640830
byebye
good riddance
dont come back

>>61637116
>Has anyone heard of juicero?
literally everyone by now

I don't understand what the app does

>>61638933
Its pretty faster than water boilers and its faster than making filter cofee
Cofee capsule are more fresh too
But yes, its expensive but the purpose its to offer to your customers to make deals

>>61643964
Fuck that. Fresh ground beans and a fresh press is all you need for a great cup of coffee.

>>61644112
*french press

>>61639224
>>61640232
So why hasn't any company made a better OS?

>>61637147
>who the fuck at Google have that investment the greenlight baka

Its easy when you're one of the guys. aka a jew. Jews gotta help each other, specially using someone elses money.

>>61642462
It verifies that you have bought an original juicer and original juice packs, cause you can only buy juice packs if you also bought a juicer, and you can only use the juicer with original juice packs that aren't past their shelf life.

>>61644366
Because making a good OS isn't the goal of any company. Making money is the goal. And Android does that just fine.

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>manually replacing packs
>having to push the button to start the machine
>mail in the packs for recycling

So what is the wifi connection for?

>>61644490
Verifying the QR code on the packs. If it isn't original, or the pack is past its shelf life, the machine refuses to squeeze it out.

>>61644470
so what's the problem?

>>61639153
>Gmail
>aborted
>stillborn
>abandoned

>>61644639
The only impressive thing about Gmail is its sheer size. Joe Average could use Cockmail and not notice and real difference.

>>61640337
I bet you never go past the third page of searches

>>61639153
Android is fine. Market share destroys everything in phones and tablets.

>>61644639
Bloated.
It does not need to take more than one second to load a mail client.

>>61637333
I've seen someone play doom on that touch bar.

>>61639344
startpage is a proxy for google? you may as well hand over all of your information to google for search suggestions because it seems like that's the world you want to live in.

>>61641603
Unrelated, but what does /pol/ think about this?

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

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A fool and his money are soon parted

>>61645805
that j00s are behind it

>>61637251

What the fuck man, that's built like a tank

>>61637116
Arch Linux is a retarded tech in comparison to Gentoo and Debian.

Filling your kitchen up with single application appliances is such a 20th century thing. I can't speak for everybody, but I hate them and something has to be done about it.

Don't get me wrong, I use a coffee maker on a daily basis and things like toasters, blenders, and the George Foreman grill a lot, but I feel like going forward people are going to figure out how to start combining things better for efficiency.

I want all of these functions without the clutter. Maybe the stove or refrigerator industry are going to innovate to incorporate new features and start making these old single-use appliances obsolete.

>>61637174
This.

If you're a medium sized startup, you're not going to manage your own fresh fruit distribution chain if you want to provide fresh fruit juice as a perk.

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>>61637116
>buy our $499 IoT juicer that only squeezes our DRM juice packs that you can actually just squeeze with your hands!

VCs on twitter: "idiots you just don't get it yet"

>>61643964
>Cofee capsule are more fresh too

Wrong. A super automatic makes fresher coffee.

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>>61637911
you don't even need an investigation to realize it was a money laundering scheme