What is the most difficult concept in all of computer science?

>>61631558
Letting go.

>>61631558
Not fapping to anime

boolean topology

Quantum memechanics

homotopy type theory

>>61631558
install gentoo

How to get a woman to sleep with you.

>>61631558
finishing a personal project

Hello World

>>61631558
Create hardware that reacts like a biological system, vs the current state where it requires predetermined instruction sets to do anything.

>>61631558
How to plug a USB A cable in properly on the first try

>>61631558
You can find out by getting a PhD

>>61631558
Making neural interfaces like the ones in this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I

>>61631558
concatenation

everyone calls it modular

>>61631558
Finding the right programming socks.

>>61631558
Downloading ram

>>61631558
Quality video game and chat AI.

>>61631558
Understanding women

You want to master the most complex subject in compsci but can't even master the simple task of wiping your ass properly?

idfts

>>61631920
>Implying chat AI is hard.
Wew

Quantum Cryptography.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_cryptography

>>61631998
>>Implying chat AI is hard.

Hi there, anonymous_proxy, do you want to meet up?
I want to fuck hee hee hee.

>>61631998
>quality
Are you saying Eugene Goostman and MS Tay have satisfied this requirement?

>>61632086
You didn't looked hard enough
https://www.eviebot.com/en/

>>61631998
you either have very low standards or don't know what you're talking about.

>>61632125
I wrote like three sentences to it and all the responses were nonsensical

>>61632182
>I wrote like three sentences to it and all the responses were nonsensical
You wrote only one sentence and you already seem autistic

>>61632207
alright that's enough, kid

Reverse engineering obfuscated code and learning assembly to a 'T'.

P versus NP

>>61632236
You surely don't talk often to women though. If that chat AI is "nonsensical" for you.

>>61632276
hahaha, alright. I fell for your bait. very good.

>>61631558
Making old games run on new hardware.

>>61632248
>Reverse engineering obfuscated code
Depends on the language. Java Bytecode, even while obfuscated, can be re-engineered pretty successfully if done well.

A buddy of mine did his master's thesis on it, creating a "decompiler" for Java that worked even on Allatori, which is the Java obfuscator that all the big companies use.

>>61631558
Making several threads emulate a single thread, with this single thread being as fast as all the threads combined.

>>61632276
>Eviebot: Who's there?
>User: What is your name?
>Eviebot: I am a slave.
>User: Where can I go to get a burrito?
>Eviebot: A restrant.

>>61632340
This doesn't even make sense.

>>61631558
Getting a job

>>61632612
>Apply for entry-level positions
>told I'm too experienced

>Apply for senior positions
>told I'm not experienced enough

I don't have a reaction image to adequately describe how I'm feeling.

>>61631558
Theory learning
Topology quantum field computer
Theory computation using algebraic geometric

>>61631558
Make cryptographic system based on Inter universal Teichmüller theory.

>>61631558
Deciphering errors from g++ that result from incorrectly used templates or syntax errors when using templates.

>>61632645
>>Apply for entry-level positions
>>told I'm too experienced
that never happens

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I never understood monads.

>>61632702
It can, actually. The company I work at evaluates candidates on their "upside growth potential", which means that if a candidate is highly experienced but seems to only qualify for an entry level position (or some other position which should be below their paygrade), the recommendation is not to hire them.

>>61631558
ternary operators

>>61631558
>computer science
>difficult

creating a fully functional robot wife that does not sound like a robot

>>61632738
? thats a joke right

>>61632787
No.

Even the example you just wrote is wrong

>>61632738
condition ? if true : if false

e.g.:

boolean b = true;
string s1 = b ? "true" : "false";
print(s1);

That prints "true"

boolean b = false;
string s1 = b ? "true" : "false";
print(s1);

That prints "false"

>>61633012
please don't hack me

>>61631558
Convincing your boss that you're working on a difficult problem instead of jacking off when it he noticed you haven't pushed any updates recently

>>61631742
This is for real: Is there a way to know for sure you're doing it right the first time?

>>61631558
make the perfect programming language

>>61633596
You should learn english first, anon.

>>61631558

Break RSA

>>61633329
Check the port beforehand, if it is your drive and machine, you should know the orientation

>>61631558
sending a fucking file between any 2 devices

>>61631558
BBC Theory

>>61633329
I swear to god I can have a color stripe on the right side and jam it in the port but it won't go in until I turn it 360 degrees

>>61634014
lol, no common communications protocol?

>>61631558
How to stop browsing 4kev.org

>>61631558
writing any working programming without my socks on

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TempleOS

>>61631742
Look at it first. The sides look different for a reason, and you can also just look at from the front to see which way it needs to go.

>>61634039
Big Black Cock theory?

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>>61631558
Calc 1

>>61631558
Ethics

>>61631558
Running a Minecraft server in 4k

>>61631558
Automatic SSE vectorization. It is one of the biggest problems with compilers.

>>61634261
>>61631558

Build TempleOS 2 inside TempleOS.

write a modern OS in pure machine code

hardware programming on undocumented hardware

>>61632271
this is the answer

>>61631558
the triple integral

i'm personally a master of the first integral, and up to the second derivative, but i've only heard of legends of people able to compute the triple integral and higher derivatives

>>61631558
rewriting xorg

>>61631558
Compiling gentoo

>>61631576
This

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>>61631558
P=NP

>>61634862
>linear algebra

>>61631558
There are only two difficult things in computer science. Cache invalidation and naming stuff.

>>61635784
I love those puzzles.

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>>61634862
Are there people that seriously struggle with calculus?

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>>61636291
I liked the entire trilogy. Mostly.

>>61634862
how can you be so criminally incompetent? you don't have to derive or prove anything, here's all they teach you in calc 1:

limits (really fucking easy, just know basic algebra)
derivatives (just remember the rules/formulas, it's not hard)
single variable integration (can be difficult)

here's my tip on integration; just do the homework/practice. integration is harder because if you don't know what method to use, you're stuck. and not all integrals are solvable (though the ones you get in calc 1 probably are). but if you do practice you'll become experienced with substitution and integration by parts to know what to do.

then there's trig substitution, which is a bit harder since you have to be comfortable with trig identities to know what you're doing; it was so challenging to students that teachers in subsequent courses didn't require it because almost none of the students knew it

>>61631576
Kys

>>61635220
Program fizzbuzz in SMW by doing arbitrary code injection
>brains.jpg

>>61631665
Second this formalfag

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>>61631558
working in a team

Naming things

>>61631558
Making money with FOSS software.

>>61637534
>Developers != Designers
What kind of fuckery is this?

>>61631558
Microsoft's Xbox naming scheme

Bubblesort

Making a computer in minecraft

>>61637944

>Making a computer in minecraft

How about making a computer that is playing minecraft in minecraft?

Bonus credit: The computer that is playing minecraft in minecraft is also making a computer that plays minecraft.

n=np or n!=np?

>>61640443
This, if you solve this, you'll get rewarded with a lot of money.

>>61631558
Getting a gf

How in the name of our Lord do the 01 logic gates work and print the porn I'm looking to the screen? Fucking billion transistors REEEEEE

>>61641645
It's all about abstraction

>>61631558
Getting a cute bf to kode with

>>61631558
sexual relations with a female.

someone should come up with a Specification, like an RFC or something, that describes standardized female interactions which all females must adhere to, to be complaint.
that way maybe i can get succ.

>>61631558
Recursion. Recursion is black magic and should be banned.

>>61631558
trap fashion

>>61631558
P = NP

>>61632125
>forgots what it's talking about after a couple messages

No. Stupid thing can't even remember it was watching Pirates of the Caribean. Apparently, after 1 reply it's now watching Her.

>>61632271
NP clearly isn't equals P. If it was, encryption would be as easy to decrypt as it was to encrypt

Making a quantum computer that is actually faster at computing as opposed to faster only for specific utilities such as query searching, and then building a language for that equilant to C
>>61644755
Quantum computers, by how they work with probability, could potentially ruin encryption without even doing that

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>>61631687
Too real senpai, too real.

Im not even a programmer

>>61644755
Just because nobody has found or maybe ever will find such polynomial time algorithm does not mean that it doesn't exist. This is why Donald Knuth thinks p=np. He thinks it's possible to prove p=np without finding the the algorithm that satisfies p=np.