>...and here's our son's room, he's quite the

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>>61606574

>>61606594
delet this

This would've been awkward 2 years ago when I was a shut in autistmo with long hair, striped polo shirts and cargo shorts but now I'm just a YouTube fuccboi looking /fa/g and a billion hair/face products instead of a mountain of pc parts
No homo tho

>>61606594
The mousepad really sets it off

>>61606594
>facebook
Dumb normalfag

>>61606594

>He's quite the technology enthusiast but also a filthy weeb.

>>61606594
This guy looks more alpha than /pol/

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>>61606594
lets just say on the rarist of occasions he brings a gril back to this, (a normie gril at that) imagine her face upon entering to this!! kek

>>61606837
If he somehow manages to have a girl agree to come to his place, I hope he then becomes self aware and realizes that this is not the sight to behold for an average human eye.

>>61606837
I haven't seen a post as obviously reddit as this in a while, please lurk before posting.

>>61606594
Remove the weeb shit and the setup is breddy gomfy tho

>>61606929

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>door won't open because it's merely a door painter on the wall with the door knob being a 3d optic illusion

>>61607057
>sitting on the floor
I never understand how he finds that comfy. It stops being comfy after 10 minutes for me desu.

>>61607057

Isn't this the guy who's wife and kid died in a car crash?

>>61606574
>...and here's our son's room, he's quite the son of a bitch neckbeard i fucking wish i had the fat fuck aborted but here he is the cunt

>>61607081
>tfw this looks more like my room than any of the others

>>61607377
/r/ing the ms paint version.

>>61606637
Are you mad because they won't let sex offenders on Facebook?

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>>61607057
I have always wondered if the paintings were printed or painted

>>61606608
>>61606631
>>61606637
>>61606638
>>61606640
>>61606837
>>61607055
>he hasn't heard of melonpan

https://www.youtube.com/user/Nervli/videos

He's the source of that photo

>>61607356
Who hurt you

>>61607329
Yeah, sysadmin.
Haven't seen him for a while, hope he's doing good.

>>61606837
Room's pretty clean, posters (pictured at least) aren't even bordering on being suggestive or porn, and figurines are at worst bikini clad.
If you seriously think normie girls would find any of that photo so repulsive that they'd turn around and fuck off right then and there based on his room decorations, you need to go outside and maybe get laid sometime.

>>61606614
Can I report this post for blogposting?

>>61607641
Yes

>>61607533
His dad, obviously

They wouldn't be able to open the door due to the fact that I horde end of life hardwares.

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hello

>>61607526
that guy makes me ashamed to be Swiss

>>61606594
At least there isn't any Nazi memorabilia.

>>61607618
Spotted the virgin.
Seriously, do you have ANY idea how normie girls function? Their first words upon entering the room would be "what the fuck", literally.

>>61607057
Those paintings (posters?) are beautiful.

>>61607808
Maybe, but after that depends entirely on your reaction. If you're chill about it like it's no big deal and say it's just something you enjoy collecting, that's the end of the matter. Start sperging out and trying to defend it or show her how awesome your collection is, and that's guaranteed pussy repellent.

Most women don't care about your hobbies so long as you're not a stuttering sperg and are secure in yourself and what you enjoy

>>61607377
>wearing jeans inside the house
is this an american thing? I never understood it I always wear some short sweatpants or just underwear... Is it really that cold he has to wear jeans and a sweater?

>>61607921
It's not an American thing. I wear /comfy/ PJ pants around the house, basically light sweatpants.

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MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M BUILDING MY PLAN 9-POWERED BITCOIN MINING MACHINE

>>61607808
It depends on how into you they are. They'll pretend to like it if they want your dick.

This is how they treat YOUR hobby too.

>>61607808
What he brings a girl in that's a total weeb or japanese?

>>61607377
Post the paint drawing of this

>>61606594
Trump should ban Anime

>>61608082
Then she wouldn't be a normie, would she?

>>61607057
Creepy

>>61607526
You neither, because that's not melonpan in the picture.

>>61607872
Agree, any source?

>>61608068
>>61607890
>hobby
There's a difference between a hobby and an obsession. Look at that picture again and tell me that it's not one of the worse looking obession cases you've seen.

>>61608059
this was me the past week trying to upgrade my xbox hdd

fuck xboxhdm, just use monkey

>>61608161
It isn't even close. It's a small corner in somebody's bedroom or office. If you want to post more pictures showing that the rest of the house is decorated in anime posters, then sure, that starts getting weird. But that photo alone? No.

>>61607587
He Suicided

>>61607921
Might be.
We fucking love jeans over here. They're surprisingly comfy when you've got a pair you've worn for a few years and conforms to your legs perfectly.

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>>61608159
>>61607872

>>61607587
oh I'm still here - had a rough time for a year or so, but life is good now.

>>61608334
Based anon, definitely good taste.

>>61607533
>>61607657
>2017
>this is how /g/ responds to banter

>>61607808
Even if she'd freak out a bit at first, I can see myself explaining them in a reasonable manner in which she'd at least put up with it.

If she's there she wants to fuck too, most likely.

>>61606640
What has /pol/ done to rustle uranus today?

>>61606837
>implying he would settle for a 3dpd
She would be astonished by the weight of this man's balls and would be gushing wet upon entering the weebquarters.

Someone post those images of those weeaboo faggots who went out in public with their waifu pillows and the 3dpd women's jaws dropped.

>>61607057
Kinda spoopy in a creepy way.

>>61607329
>>61607587
F

>>61606594
I have some anime posters and some figures in my 2 room apartment.
some lady who is selling utility plans for electric comes and ask to come in. She enter and looks around.
>anon, you like what its called manga stuff?
>look her in the eyes and say "No, what made you think that?"

>>61608801
She wanted the dick

>>61608801
>anon, you like what its called manga stuff?
Did you report her to ICE?

>>61606837
All girls are normies

>>61608881
IDK Anon there are some autistic girls out there too.

>>61607273
I sit on the floor but I took the leg/wheel aparatus off the bottom of an office chair and I have pillows on the ground to support my legs so it's really comfortable

>>61608125
Too bad he can't get anything done :^)

>>61609016
They just pretend to be to get an autistic fanbase following them religiously.

>>61609044
No Anon trust me there are really autistic girls out there.

>>61607433
that's what happens when you samefag, jordan

>>61606574
>"Moooommmm! Go awaaaayyy I'm in the middle of a Counter Strike match! Aaahhh fuckkkkk you made me looosseee! Idiot!"

>>61606574
post that picture with caged slave on hormones

>>61609307
>caged slave on hormones

>>61606640
>tfw will never be haunted by white supremacist trump nazis
why live

>>61606837
>facebook frog
>pass user
>normie
>>>/r/eddit

>>61609325
British is not my native language, sorry, but you should understand it nevertheless

>>61607921
>wearing clothes inside the house
Do you live with your parents or something?

>>61607526
Holy shit...

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>>61606574
O, cyкa, кaкoгo чepтa ты хoчeшь здecь?

>>61609858
The internet was a mistake

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>>61607483
ask and you shall receive

>>61607641
fuck you

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>>61609107
A-are you saying I still have a chance?

>>61609994
Fakest of all fake russians.

>>61610131
Fuck no. Even the autistic girls wouldn't choose you.

>>61606574
>He thinks febreeze can cover the scent of popcorn and semen. Before he goes out everyday he rubs his sweaty hands on anything to try to reduce to get rid of the smell, but really it just spreads it faintly around.
Can /g/ write a book this way?

>>61607618
He's got boobs for a mousepad...
On the tiny chance you'll believe me that I'm a girl, I'd absolutely turn around and fuck off.

Heck it'd be better if that stuff was suggestive cause then at least he's just a wanker like everyone else towards the end of their puberty.

>>61609241
Why would I samefag?

>>61608125
trump should ban you
you dumb spic

>>61608334
hey anon
you have good taste

>>61607921
when youre a stick its pretty comfy no matter what you wear
I sometimes wear the same jeans for days without taking them off

>>61608334
Good to hear my man.

>>61610408
Gonna need some tits and a timestamp with that statement

>>61611219
Of course you do.
Now how credible would I really be if I sent the first lil weeb on /g/ to come along some nudes.

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>>61608161
Not that guy, but I've seen far worse scenarios. But not that I blame you for not wanting to know how far autism goes for this kind of thing.

>>61609241
jordan weeber

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>>61611792

>>61611614
He's asking for tits, not a full frontal. Write a timestamp on a piece of paper, lift up your shirt, take a picture, and crop the rest out. No one wants to see your ugly mug, your sandy vagina, or the shitty tattoo you had illegally made when you were 15.
>hurr hurr am grill bet u dont beleef xDDD
>k post proof
>omg no
Fuck off. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

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>>61611878
>that cable management

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oh well, it looks like he's not home but you can take a look around

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>>61612106
There are people who actually think that a sight like this wouldn't turn a normie girl off as long as she is "super" into you

>>61611893
Why dont you post your dick to prove that youre not in fact a lil pussy.

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>>61612106
>not home but you can take a look around
Who does this? Why take a look around when you can see that shit in front of your face?

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>>61612064
jesus christ

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>>61612158

>>61612158
'Cause I have nothing to prove. I'm not the one who's claiming to be anything and saying you probably won't believe me.

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>>61611898
>that entire picture

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>>61612167

>>61612204
Where's that from?

it just really smells like jizz and ball sweat from furious masturbation. there's also shit everywhere (not literally. i feel i need to add this because of the level of some people's nests).

in a phrase, it looks like chronic depression.

>>61607057
Are there any photos of this room with proper white balance?

>...and here's our sons basement. Dont touch anything there's jizz everywhere and dont ask we know it smells like shit.

>>61610053
This will never not crack me up

>>61612323
Idiot here, what makes it funny?
He seems a bit weird and OCD, but at least the place is clean.

>>61608059
Still better than gaymers' shitposting on /g/

>>61612229
If you want to instead just believe a room looking like that will score you a waifu you're most free to do so, lol. I really couldn't care less what you choose to believe, especially if that in particular is your kinda reality.

So my assumption that youre a teenage virgin is just as valid as yours that I'm not a girl. Your point?

>>61612300
I'm sorry to hear about your autism anon.

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>>61612377
why you got to bring up that you're a girl?
Nobody cares, and if you are, something's seriously wrong with you anyway for visiting a place like this.

>>61612366
not him but the accuracy of the shitty drawing with his weird facial expression on the picture make it for me

>>61612414
Look at the post I was originally replying to.
If I was doing it for attention I'd certainly not do it on this board of all.

>>61612463
What are you waiting to show tits?

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>>61608125

>>61606594
I'm jealous.

>>61612463
>If I was doing it for attention I'd certainly not do it on this board of all.
liar
>On the tiny chance you'll believe me that I'm a girl, I'd absolutely turn around and fuck off.

>>61609858
classic

>>61606594
At least he's clean shaven and not overweight.

>>61607921
Not sure, in leaf land they're pretty common in the house and I wear them sometimes

>>61607808
My favorite thing to do is watch Highschool of the Dead in front of my GF and comment on the tits. Once you stop being beta you won't have any trouble

>>61612064
The only ones I feel bad for are the ones that don't have a half decent desk of any kind.

>>61610408
I have one of those and none of my tinder hookups minded at all.

>>61611792
the gaben is funny

>>61612155
She doesn't have to be a normie.

>>61612274
It took me 5 minutes with google image search. No, I'm not sharing. Step up your game.

>>61612765
Suppose I'd play with a boobpad too but his remark there's nothing suggestive in the pic is wrong.

>>61612377
>moving the goalposts
No one said anything about the room scoring anyone. If you're taking someone to your room, you're well past that point already. You've already hit it off, and now you've decided to go to the guy's place to get laid or netflix and chill.
Of fucking course "my room is full of animeme posters and figurines" isn't a pickup line that would work on anyone, but the way the room is decorated doesn't fucking matter to anyone but the most shallow of white trash whores which, let's be real, most women are not. It's not downright creepy, and it's not filthy, thus most won't make a big deal out of it.

>So my assumption that youre a teenage virgin is just as valid as yours that I'm not a girl. Your point?
Of course it is. You go ahead and assume that.

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>>61606574
joke's on you I don't have a room I live on the floor in my mom's living room.

>>61607057
Jesus I hate to admit I play FFXIV now. What server?

>>61607057
What do your parents have to say about this room?

>>61607526
>>61607526
That unfunny mountain kike is reddit incarnate.
>lolz so randum so funneh xDDD
Hell even Filthy Frank is funnier

>>61610408

DAILY REMINDER:

There's no women on the internet.
There's no men on the internet.
There's only anons.

However, this doesn't mean what it sounds like. It means that being a woman or stating you are a woman on the internet doesn't provide any special treatment to you. "Real life" tricks don't work on the internet. No one cares that you are a woman.

>>61609858
That broken magic wand and condom wrapper.

>>61608866
>being this imbecilic
Average /pol/-/r/the_donald poster.

>>61614496
it's an old pic, and it was TERA

>>61614513
nothing much, they're dead.

>>61614562
OBJECTION: The topic of discussion does bring importance to one's gender.
The possible femanon is not calling attention to their gender for the sake of attention but rather to make a point.

>inb4 whiteknighting
>inb4 fedora pic
>inb4 plebbit
>inb4 normie
I'm just stating the facts, people.

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>>61606574

>>61607081
>where do you see yourself in five years?
>me:

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>>61607526
This is why Japan hates us
I'm not even being funny, people like this is why Japan hates other people. His twitter is full other other fucking nonsense.

>God dammit, why did you let me come in here asshole it smells like fucking shit in this place. I knew your son was a little fucker when I saw him.

>>61614809
I feel bad cause I want to go to Japan and learn about its ACTUAL people and ACTUAL culture rather than what popular media (manga, games, anime, tv, movies) portrays to us in the States.
But my interest stems from manga and anime.
t. dilemma

I must say for the sake of my sanity, all these fucking newfag underage redditor tourist scum needs to be killed and dumped in the gutter

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>>61614836
>from manga and anime
Read about its history, religion and social customs, being a country that was isolated for so long makes it very interesting even if you completely discard the weeb aspect.

>>61609696
i kekd

>>61606574
Does anyone have that webm of the guy wearing the Guy Fawkes mask in a dark room, and then his mom comes in and turns on the light?

>>61614843
these threads have been a part of this board and /v/ at least since 2010

>>61610179
The juicebox is a legit Russian one.

>>61609858
This surely can't be real.

>>61614930
I'm talking about the quality of the post.

>>61614945
The poster on the wall has some cyrillic letters as well.
Don't know why it became a meme that he's actually finnish,

>>61615153
It's a Viktor Tsoi poster.

>>61606837
a true fisher of men

>>61609696
kekel

>>61611706
Must suck if an earthquake happens.

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>>61606574

>piss bottles
>cum rags
>trash

luckily a cleaning service comes every so often.

fuk off mum i'm programming roblix
-anon 2008

>>61616969
This guy looks pretty cool tbqh.

>>61610131
Fuck no if you talk like that in real life.
This isnt anime, youre not an anime girl, why do you stutter the first word

>>61606594
>No vertical monitor to read maga
Fucking pleb

>>61611878
nice cumsock

>>61608674
Probably called him a streetshitter.

>>61609858
Holy kek not much phases me anymore but this got me

>>61608059
>plan-9
wtf I tested that in 2002 or something

>>61607921
>Is it really that cold he has to wear jeans and a sweater
Yes, we like to keep our AC at 65 degrees at all times.

>>61612064
>time to get the ice cream
>everything falls down back of freezer

>>61612237
Why is there a lot of pics of pre-pubescent girl in his room?

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ここから出ていけ!

>>61606594
This, but wearing an anime schoolgirl uniform and programming socks.

>>61610974
Fucking disgusting

>>61614653
>I'm just stating the facts, people.
Well, stop it.

>>61607701
I can't fathom how people like this can be real breathing entities with their own thought processes. Like, they're so absurd they're like npcs in a video game.

>>61618248
That 褌!

>>61612300
No, there really aren't.

>>61612392
That isn't autism, you fucking faggot

>>61610408
I believe you anon. I don't know what a grill woul want to do on this site, but I figure you're one of those girls too ugly to be popular but smart enough to be your friend and even fuck you occasionally after a movie marathon or a bottle of low quality alcohol

>>61608059
saving this to post in lain thread

>>61606594
The only thing from that picture that bothers me is the mouse placement taking the keyboard as reference.

>>61612897
Have a (you), it's your trophy.

>>61606594
I remember trying to find the source of the Sorahane poster with the girls in the sky using iqdb iirc and was surprised that it actually worked despite it not being angled correctly and missing the bottom right corner as a result.

>>61612083
If I'm not mistaken that's from some anon that was living on his mother's basement without here knowing.

>>61612155

>dating normies

jfc, having my apartment like this is mainly to weed out the normo girls; who even dates those unironically these days?

>>61612584
... How can you not understand what context is, this badly, as an adult? When was the last time you interacted with another human offline?

You're socially retarded.

>>61620821
People who like getting laid

>>61607526
Not Melon pan

>>61607506
But any sex offender could get on facebook quite easily

>>61606574
my parents know better than to enter my room

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>>61606574
>technology enthusiast
I hate this meme so much

>I'm a camera enthusiast
>I'm a golf club enthusiast
>I'm a music studio equipment enthusiast

>I will go buy expensive stuff I won't use because I identify as a technology enthusiast
At least in other hobbies gearfags are ashamed and in denial. But the """tech community""" prides themselves on their membership of a retarded consumerist cult

>>61621190
Chill

>>61621190
No, the tech community sees through the consumerist cult to see the retard normies for fall for it.

>>61618234
She's his daughter.

>>61621190
you don't know any musicians, do you

>>61621741
that's even worse, why is he not arrested yet? is this what passes as child protection in America?

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what do you want mom did you bring another goddamned roastie over again

>>61621789
this
in particular eguitar players
t. non-hoarding eguitar player

>>61621741
No, that's young Jodie Foster, or young Cameron DIaz

>>61607921
anyone else read this in john oliver's voice

>>61621092

getting laid? i can give you a pass if you're like 12; however, later in life one is to realize that getting laid represents hardly any value in a relationship