>Your programming language >Your distro >Your fetish

>Your programming language
rust
>Your distro
redox os
>Your fetish
female vaginas

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>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Crossdressing

Javascript
Osx
Creampies

>>61605383
Rust
Ubuntu
Little children

>>61605521
Kill yourself

>>61605383
Dlang
Xubuntu
I have no sexual desire for the past few years

html
Windows 10
Fulfilling relationships

>>61605698
Sauce before you're banned?

>>61605383
Java
OSX
Lolis

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
Lua
>Your distro
Void Linux
>Your fetish
Macrophilia

C++
Debian
BDSM

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Python
Debian
Female masturbation

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>>61605383
>your programming language
C#
>your distro
GalliumOS
>your fetish
Hot females in scrubs (pic related)

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Lisp
>Your Distro
Debian
>Your fetish
remote controlled dildo in public, bikinis, lingerie, dildo bike, latinas, masturbation with furry tail buttplugs, odd dildo shapes(bad dragon) masturbation, stockings/thigh highs.

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Linux Mint (gonna replace it soon with Ubuntu Server I think)
>Your fetish
Traps, THICC women, SPH on traps, forced feminization, THICC asses

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>>61605784
>remote controlled dildo in public
10/10

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Any, mostly C++
>Your distro
Arch, Fedora
>Your fetish
Fat women, pedo, horse vaginas, incest

>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Manjaro
>Your fetish
Legs, chinks and knee high socks. I'm pretty boring.

>>61605837
>horse vaginas
you sick fuck

go, fedora
reverse rape, milf, lingerie, stockings, pantyhose, crossdressing, mazaacon, ss, futanari, crossdressing, trap frottage, prostitution, sumata

>>61605855
Whats mazaacon?

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>Your programming language
C++ and x86 assembly
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
Loli, public humiliation, girls needing to pee but being forced to hold it and also straight shota

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
Frame+ruby
>>Your distro
Arch
>>Your fetish
Futanari, anal, thicc (not fat)

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>>61605383
>>Your programming language
C++
>>Your distro
tails OS
>>Your fetish
lesbian

>Programming Language
Not really a programmer but I do alot in bash
>Distro
OpenSUSE
>Fetish
Jap fur

>>61605383
>Your programming language
javascript
>Your distro
Manjaro
>Your fetish
legs with socks (with benis)

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>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Gentoo, Mint
>Your fetish
loli, cute feet, trap, pantyhose, stockings, boats

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Rust
>Your distro
Manjaro
>Your fetish
Male horse receivers.

>>61605668
Fuck off back to where u came from

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>>61605945
>Male horse receivers.

>>61605383
C
GENTOO
PEE

>>61605383

>Your programming language
R
>Your distro
Windows 7
>Your fetish
Girls who can hold an intelligent conversation and are not fat or ugly, basically I would be happy with a 6/10.

>>61605740
>Macrophilia
Is that when you keep buying overpriced computers every few years?

/degen/ thread?
Who the fuck is a fetish while programming, you probably don't even have a job. Kys fags

>>61605863
can you recommend a good resource to learning x86 assembly . i'm really interested but i don't know where to start..

>>61605383
>C
>Arch
>ntr

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Using a leglock to get him to cum inside

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>>61605983
you could look it up if it isn't obvious enough as of now

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
Python
>>Your distro
Win7
>>Your fetish
Facesitting/breathplay

>>61605383
>Your programming language
VB.NET
>Your distro
Windows 10
>Your fetish
Straight sex in the missionary position

Conclusion: No correlation between fetishes, programming languages and OS

>>61605383
>C
>Ubuntu or Debian
>/ss/

>>61605383
>Your programming language
none
>Your distro
I don't understand
>Your fetish
see-through-clothing

I come here to try and understand programming. I found out that this was a bad idea but it was too late.

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
>D
What have you written with it?

>>61605980
feel bad for you, very rare fetish

>>61605943
horosho.

Python
Ubuntu
Gloryhole

>>61605521
You should be gunned down on the street

>>61606069
My dick in yo mum

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>>61605860
mother incest.

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>>61606100
I know anon ;( . That is why I am still single and I will be for a long time.

>>61606038
Are you me?

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
Swift
>>Your distro
MacOS
>>Your fetish
Cuckold

>>61606156
No you are samefag

>>61606167
epic

>>61606156
we are part of the normie hivemind

>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
KDE neon
>Your fetish
Loli, Futa

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>>61606202
>gf is part of normie hivemind too
Feels good

>>61606189
*Yes you are samefag

>>61606228
Same haha

>Your programming language
Haskell
>Your distro
NixOS
>Your fetish
clang

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Arch, LFS
>Your fetish
BDSM, tentacles, gangrape

Rust
Arch
Glasses

>language
C
>distro
Windows 10
>fetish
Straight sex

>>61606001
No, all the books are shit. Only learned it because I forced forced to in college. The biggest hurdle is learning which special rules each register has. For instance:

mov rsi, string1
mov rdi, string2
mov rcx, 8
rep movsb

This code copies the first 8 chars from string1 into their corresponding locations in string2. movsb takes the value pointed to by rsi (source index register), copies it to the address contained in rdi (destination index register) and then increments both rsi and rdi by a single byte offset. rep looks at rcx (count register) and repeats movsb as long as the value in rcx is not zero, decrementing its after each iteration. CISC is one hell of a drug.

>>61606280
>>61606038

Do you know what "fetish" implies or is English is not popular back in your india?

>>61606337
how new?

>>61606348
1 minute

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>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Void Linux
>Your fetish
Leather

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Femdom

Programming is for monkeys
Linux is for autists
Armpits

>>61606364
>Armpits
So what distro?

>>61606369
kek

>lang
C, LISP, Python
>distro
Arch for clients, Gentoo for servers
>fetish
Anything

>Your programming language
java, javascript, c# (for job), c (my prefered)
>Your distro
fedora, but i mostly use macOS (windows at work)
>Your fetish
hardcore bdsm, traps

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>>61606378
>>fetish
>Anything

really?

>language
Java, model 204
>distro
Manjaro
>fetish
Pretty much anything apart from pony and Gore

>Linux users are degenerates

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C, 680x0 assembly
>Your distro
Fedora for workstation, CentOS for server
>Your fetish
bbw, traps, getting pegged by women

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
LUA
>>Your distro
Windows 10
>>Your fetish
Dick Sounding

>>61605863
Why does one use ASM? Can you not just use C instead?

>>61606406
NO, STOP IT RIGHT THERE, DON'T POST THE REST OF THE COMIC.

>>61606406
source?

>>61606440
C was not made for the x86 platforms. There are thing you can do in assembly that you can't do in c with as little effort, see: >>61605863

Also, did you know that the x87 FPU actually uses 80 bit floats internally and that you can explicitly use 80bit float values? No programing language that I know of, aside from LLVM IR, has support for this 80bit float type.

>>61606432
This is probably the last thing I've come across that still grosses me out. Why the fuck would anyone want to automatically instantiate undeclared variables in the global scope? How could that possibly not be a retarded idea?

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>>61606432
>floating point indexing on arrays that start with 1

>>61605740
How do you like Void Linux over more common distros? Why did you settle on it?

>>61606591
kubuntu > chakra > slax > arch > gentoo > arch > void
the update kills x is not a meme. ir it is, but is true.
Slso, no systemd

>>61605383
C
Slackware
Knee high socks

>>61605668
>>61606118
newfags

>>61606118
I don't like rust either, but is that really a reason to threaten someone like this? Don't be rude anon.

>>61605383
fuck off, scum

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>>61605383
>>Your programming language
I don't program
>>Your distro
Windows 10 & Ubuntu 16.04 Gnome
>>Your fetish
Chubby women, face sitting, receiving anal play.

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Common Lisp
>Your distro
Gentoo
>Your fetish
Piss and shit

>>61605383
Python
Debian
Women

>Your programming language
C99
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
tentacle hentai

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>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
Big tits, big ass, chubby, armpits, gentle femdom and motherly sweet sex.

>>61606240
Haha epic meme bro xD

>>61606406
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>61605383 (OP)
>Your programming language
c, forth
if any that i write in with some activity count,
erlang, prolog, lua, awk, go
>Your distro
arch/9front/alpine/openbsd
>Your fetish
too many to list in their entirety,
guro, latex, hugging & kissing,
hypno, anal, bondage,
sensory deprivation, parasites, omaroshi,
loli, traps, etc

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Haskell
>Your distro
Debian GNU/Linux 9.1
>Your fetish
Femdom

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>>61605383
>C++
>Arch
>BBW, Weight Gain, Pregnant.

>>61605383
>Language
C
>Distro
Fedora
>Fetish
I like it when chicks hit me during.

Python
OpenBSD
loli hand holding

>>61605458 kek
>>61605504 fag
>>61605517 retard
>>61605521 gentleman
>>61605690 unlucky
>>61605698 n00b
>>61605709 get out
>>61605733 dib
>>61605740 dinosaur
>>61605751 normie
>>61605772 nigger monkey
>>61605773 innocent
>>61605784 same man
>>61605790 you fookin slag
>>61605837 JRHNBR
>>61605842 pleb
>>61605855 average go programmer
>>61605863 <3
>>61605872 comfy
>>61605886 cia nigger
>>61605924 lincuck
>>61605930 beter
>>61605943 vaginal tearing
>>61605945 >>61605837
>>61605980 mr blue pill
>>61606013 suckin stallman's dick
>>61606021 Ayy cshee
>>61606034 retard
>>61606038 sorry pajeet
>>61606051 mm
>>61606060 *pat* *pat*
>>61606111 dib
>>61606167 blacked
>>61606205 raddd
>>61606243 clang, the compiler?
>>61606260 ayy mami
>>61606275 grimey nigga
>>61606280 sorry pajeet2
>>61606359 stop that
>>61606360 yawn
>>61606378 even holes the hentai?
>>61606398 jack of all...
>>61606407 even holes the hentai?
>>61606425 right this way sir
>>61606432 ok
>>61606690 yh
>>61606732 uh oh normie alert
>>61606813 fell for the gentoo meme

ebic pussy power

>language
C# but moving onto C++. May even pick up ruby as a joke someday
>Distro
Windows 7
>Fetish
BBW, tight clothes, anal, feederism/weight gain, floor tiles, showers and baths, getting stuck Etc.

>>61606125
That reminds me
>>>/s/17611250

>>61607090
Oh, and hentai.

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Swift
>Your distro
macOS
>Your fetish
Getting fucked by men

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>>61606406
I have actually jacked it to this this before.
Good thing i am /noporn/ now.

Lisp
Parabola
Lactation

Common Lisp
Void GNU/Linux
Maebari

>>61605383
>python
>ubuntu
> short girls

>>61606711
Dis^

Calm down, rust is shit but no reason to attack him

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>language
Java(since it has been the first in college) but i am learning C++ now and it feels so much better
>distro
Ubuntu 17.03 with i3
>fetish
Impregnation by shota or futa, every form of penetration of the human assshole you could come up with and lolis

>>61605383
Python

Windows

Most things

C
Debian
don't really have a fetish, but I fap to NTR pretty often

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perl
arch
being held by someone who loves me

>>61607076
What a sad autist

>Language
C#
>Distro
Windows, thinking of switching to Ubuntu, and Raspbian on my Pi
>Fetish
farts, domintation, anime lesbian grills, preferably all 3.

>>61605383
>your programming language
Visual BASIC
>your distro
none
>Your fetish
defloration (female)

>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
I've never found a perfect one, really anything with no stock DE and bleeding edge GCC
>Your fetish
moms, straight shota, exhibitionism

>>61605383
C++
Ubuntu
[spoiler]assertive motherly women[/spoiler]

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
>C++
>>Your distro
>Ubuntu Gnome
>>Your fetish
>women, 2D and 3D

>>61605383
C++ (C with classes and RAII)
Arch Linux
Femdom, Children, Traps

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>Language
Python, C
>Distro
Funtoo
>Fetish
owo

>>61607076
We have reached levels of autism that were never supposed to be reached

>>61607076 autism

>C
>Windows 8
>Cuddling

C
i3 Arch
femdom

C
Arch
Hairjobs

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>>61605383
>>Your programming language
C.
>>Your distro
Fedora Security Labs.
>>Your fetish
I guess Asian chicks are alright.

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C and x86 ASM

Windows 7 SP1 and Ubuntu

Height difference, furry

New /datamining/ general?

>programming language
Perl
>OS
Ubuntu, Debian, and OS X
>fetishes
Big butts, face sitting, masturbation, traps masturbating, big fake tits getting squeezed hard, various outfits

>>61607076
i apreciate your dilgent evalaution

>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
OpenBSD
>Your fetish
tomboys

javascript

win 7 + puppy linux

furry, alt girls, shit, hugs and cuddles

C
ElementaryOs
BJ

C#
macOS
ss

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>>Your programming language
C, C++, Python
>>Your distro
Debian
>>Your fetish
lesbian, small boobs, loli

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
[spoiler]Dickgirls on men[/spoiler]

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>Your programming language
Go
>Your distro
Void
>Your fetish
smug lolidom

>>61605784
R u me?

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Windows 10
>Your fetish
Furry, rape

>Your programming language
assembly
>Your distro
Manjaro
>Your fetish
little chinese women with hairy armpits

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>Your programming language
Scheme
>Your distro
GNU Guix
>Your fetish
Fat middle-aged men with long hair

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Ada, C++, Lisp
>Your distro
Manjaro
>Your fetish
Bodysuit/TG

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>>61607076
>>61605837

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>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Mint
>Your fetish
Witchs

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
JavaScript, C#
>>Your distro
OSX (some projects require iOS dev)
>>Your fetish
Femdom, forced bi, BDSM, Strapons

>Your programming language
Qbasic
>Your distro
MS-DOS 5.0
>Your fetish
Gorillas nibbles

Corpspeak and uml.
Windows 8.1 and stock debian.
Property tattoos.

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
CFortran
>Your distro
Win10
>Your fetish
Handholding/smegma

>>61605383
C++
Debian
Lesbians

>>61605383
Java
Windows 10 :^)
Skinny ugly women with big tits

Html+css and javascript

Ubuntu MATE

Furry

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>>61605383
>>Your programming language
JavaScript
>>Your distro
Xubuntu
>>Your fetish
Claustrophilia and force. I have a lot of kinks that stem off those.

>>61605383
faggot

Ruby

Qubes OS + Fedora

Gentle femdom

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>>61606406
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>Programming Language
Erlang
>Distro
Sierra
>Your fetish
Coroutines

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Ubuntu 16.04 (Unity 4 Lief)
>Your fetish
Futanari and traps.

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PHP
Windows 7
Vore

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>Your programming language
Ruby
>Your distro
Void
>Your fetish
Traps mostly, but I'm a bisexual switch sooo

>c

>lubuntu

>mouths/lips, dirty talk

>>61605751
>C++
>BDSM
Let me guess, you like to be on the receiving end?

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>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Tomboy, incest, ss, light femdom

>>61605383
Scheme.
Debian.
K Pop.

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
Python, Basic
>Your distro
Manjaro i3wm
>Your fetish
Pic related

Java
openSUSE
watching my wife getting fucked by bbc

Python
Debian/ mint
Vanilla

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Petplay

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>C
>Arch Linux
>Feminizing cute boys

C#
Gentoo
Shortstack

>>61605383
>Your programming language
I don't really program but I'm familiar with both bash and python for scripting purposes.
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
I don't have one, I actually browse the vanilla category and sometimes that's too much for me.
I guess you could say I'm slightly ephebophilic?
But not necessarily so.

>>61605383
Perl
Ubuntu
Cute panties

>Your language
Java
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
Straight shota

>>61606516
Indexing is actually comfy in Lua. 0 as the first index only makes sense if you think in terms of offset, which you don't do in Lua. In 5.3 they actually introduced integers.

>>61606482
I don't like that as well. When I was playing with Lua I made that mistake a few times and it was damn difficult to track down at first. Well, the reason is that everything in Lua is a table (Lua term for associative array). EVERYTHING. Including the global environment. So yeah, if you ask for a non-existent key you get a nil.

>>61605383
Stop LARPing as me, you faggot.

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Mint
>Your fetish
Deep dark fantasies

>>61608048
U are full of culture

>>61605863
DO
NOT
LEWD

>Your programming language
Go
>Your distro
Ubuntu
>Your fetish
Hand Holding

>>61605383
PHP
Suicide Linux
scat

>Your programming language
c#
>Your distro
windows 10
>Your fetish
hand holding

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>>61608026
>>61608048
>>61609566
>>61610407
I could quote half the thread and every response would be loli stuff or homosex/traps

why is /g/ so disgustingly degenerate

Java, Node, other shit
macOS
bondage, anal

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>>61610871
Techloli/g/ and programming socks.

>>61605383
>Common Lisp
>Gentoo on desktop Void on laptop
>Futa lolis

>programming language
C
>distro
sparky
>fetish
feet

>>61606001
Learn arm assembly first. Is easier and it will help you learning assembly for other architectures with wider instruction sets.

>>61605383
>Prog
C++
>Dist
Win10
>Fet
Consensual sex between a man and a woman

>>61610871
You wish to be normal but you'll never be normal anon

>>61611041
Gtfo normie

>>61605504
same but my programming language is C

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
Java

>>Your distro
opensuse

>>Your fetish
Thicc girls.

C
CloverOS
Big tiddies

>Python
>Fedora (Am on Windows 10 for now until I get scratch together for a USB stick)
>Bears older than me

Python
Debian
Ohio

>>61610871
That's Why we're on 4chan anon

>>61605383
Javascript
Debian
Latex enclosure, enforced chastity

>>61611317
>Ohio
You sick degenerate fuck
MODS

>>61605383
> >Your programming language
Python
> >Your distro
Manjaro
> >Your fetish
Feet

>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
macOS
>Your fetish
Literally whatever turns me on. I stopped caring.

JavaScript
Linux Mint
ass, legs, stockings

>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
OpenBSD
>Your fetish
Cute traps :3

>Your programming language
Common Lisp, Python, C

>Your distro
Archlinux

>Your fetish
being sad

>>61605383
Python
Debian
I'm dominant in bdsm. Beatings, choking, figging. Stuff with rope and choking women when they deepthroat. Once I tied a chick to the bedpost after fucking, came in her mouth and left her there for two hours while I went to the living room to shitpost here and have a beer. When she started calling, I went over, slapped her across the face and tightened the rope. She loved it, she confessed.

I like it when a woman knows her place.

>22 pythons
>3 perls
Well looks like perl is dead now.

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Python/C++/C#/Rust
>Your distro
Arch
>Your fetish
Thigh highs

>>61606713
T R I G G E R E D

>Your programming language
not gay
>Your distro
Mint with XFCE
>Your fetish
Loli's

>>61612144
so you don't program and instead your distro *is* gay and you're also a pedophile. proper /g/uroman.

>>61612162
programming is fatally boring (In the sense that if it was my professional, i'd have killed myself from depression).

Mint is comfy, its no Antergos but linux isn't my main OS anyway, its on my shitposting laptop, so its just meant to be quick to setup and user friendly

if you don't like lolis, what are you even doing here?

>Your programming language
C/Shell/Perl etc
>Your distro
Gentoo and 9front
>Your fetish
25 year old white women

>>61605383
>Your programming language
Python
>Your distro
Debian Sid
>Your fetish
Pantsu

>>61605383
Forth
Arch
Teen

>>61605383
>Your programming language
javascript and python
>Your distro
dualboot ubuntu and win 10
>Your fetish
way too many

>>61611093
>THICC language
>THICC OS
>THICC girls
checks out

>>61612339
>Your fetish
>way too many
not how it works jackass

things you like != fetish

>>61612355
okay, so, the ones i search more are
trap, stockings, zettai ryouiki, small boobs

>>61612235
it's only boring if your job is boring. I'm sure your 'professional' is cool w/e it is.

believe it or not you can enjoy technology and anime without also being a pedophile.

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>>61605383
>Lisp
>Sabayon
>Giant, auspicious mountains of Respectable and Proud Musculature

>No high heels
Shit taste, all of you

>>61612813
>shoes
found the serial killer

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>>61605383
C++
Arch
Becoming a girl

Rust
Windows
Strap-on

>Programming language
HTML & a bit of python
>Distro
Antergos for now maybe void or alpine in the future
>Fetish
Beastiality especially with more obscure animals (not dogs or horses).

>>61612966
you realize alpine is intended for containers and not to be a daily driver right? You're like that guy who has no idea whats going on but manages to have really good taste still.

>>61612966
>>61612980
I should probably clarify that I think Alpine as a container OS is great taste not beastiality you sick fuck

C
Debian
Diapers

>>61612980
>>61612992
I like that your first thought was correcting him (I assume) on alpine and not that her wants to fuck endangered creatures...

>>61605383

>MSVC
>Windows 10 Pro
>Missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation

>>61613021
edit : I didn't just mix pronouns because I am an SJW retard but because I suck at typing

>>61613021
yeah the whole Alpine as a desktop OS really fucking triggered me. Those animals might be down for it I know the Alpine devs would feel wrong about it though

>>61605383
C
w10
cock and ball torture, prostate milking, ruined orgasms, post orgasm torture, castration, pegging, small penis humiliation, CEI, giantess, hand holding and[spoiler] necks[/spoiler]

>>61613048
I've had ruined orgasms but I didn't know they were called that until now

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>>61613048
as somebody who writes ANSI C for AVR can confirm I love small penis humiliation and if I play my cards right, some hand holding.

>>61605383

>Your programming language
Mainly C, PHP
>Your distro
FreeBSD
>Your fetish
Smelling girl's assholes, armpits, feet. Muscle girls that don't look like men. Armpit and leg hair. I think I was meant to be born a dyke.

Node
Xubuntu
Lactation

>>61612980
I know that alpine is for cobtainers but that is why , i want the challenge
>>61613021
By obscure I meant within thr beastiallity porn community, dogs and horses are most common I prefer monkeys and other farm animals, i would also like to see dolphin but havn't seen any.

>>61613095
surprised your fetish doesn't involve as much humiliation as the C guy

c++
void
traps

>>61612850
High heels are not shoes. They are the instruments that bring out the charisma and charm from the ``girl". Just by the very fact that you think of the high heels as just shoes show how simply inferior are you to a man of taste. I for one, absolutely adore every single legwear that raises the heel even by 1 cm (that is 0.39 inch for you british unit loving swines) with the sole exception being pumps.
Additionally, searching for good art of girls in high heels is a extremely difficult task, that browsing through booru's is basically a sisyphean task. For every good art featuring heels, you will find 5 fucking pages of terrible art. In fact, you can find out in the matter of seconds how good the artist is just by looking at their high heels. If it looks like a fucking shoe with a spike on, it means that artist is irredeemably trash and that he is never going to make it as a good artist.
Now excuse me, I can't think straight because I just pitched a tent and it seems that it won't go away.

>c#
>Arch
>Maido

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>>61613092
do you have a small penis?

Asking because I know a guy with a small penis who watches a lot of "big dick" porn videos; like absurdly long dicks that are actually dildos (friend of a friend was a porn star so that's how I know)

>>61613109
So first I was going to call you a complete fucking retard for using Alpine as a daily driver "for the challenge" but then I read that you'd like to fuck a live monkey or some other creature that could easily best you in physical prowess so yeah man--you like a challenge. Best of luck and if I could make a suggestion buy some hockey goalie gear and consider installing CoreOS and using Alpine in an appropriate context. The new challenge will come from CICD and other docker application cluster automation tasks.

>>61613144
I've been told I'm average width but longer than usual. I just like to imagine I have a micropenis

>>61613126

man if you are trying to not come off like a serial killer you have chosen the wrong approach

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>>61605383
>perl (forced to python at work btw)
>gentoo
>caging, cock sounding, tickling, spanking, smothering, basically everything which includes sadistic dom and sub's restricted ability to resist at the same time

>>61613048
All 3 of these seem to perfectly complement each other. You are the ultimate cuck.

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
c++
>>Your distro
manjaro
>>Your fetish
I hate people and they hate me so none

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>>Your programming language
Python
>>Your distro
Fedora on laptop, Ubuntu on desktop, CentOS server
>>Your fetish
public, exhibitionism. Also I am not that into BDSM but I do go to BDSM clubs occassionally with my friends.

>>61605383
C#
Windows
Skindentation

>Your programming language
C++
>Your distro
Windows 10 pro
>Your fetish
tying up someone, spank him/her then brutally fuck his/her asshole

>>61605383
CSS
openbsd
Futa, femdom of any type

>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Gentoo
>Your fetish
Tough guys, especially arab

>your programming language
haskell
>your distro
I don't use computers, I will once somebody write a useable implementation of haskell

>fetish
asexual, I get erect by huffing silver spray paint, and then supress the erect by bashing it repeatedly between my toilet seat and lid

>>61613819
Ryan is that you?

>>61613820
>asexual
read: 'nobody wants to fuck me'

>>61613826
Who's Ryan?

>>61613837
a friend who would really like tough arab men

>>61613836
yes but I also do not want to have sex back. This is because I find genders these days to be too loosely typed.

>your programming langauge
can't program
>your distro
OpenBSD 6.1
>your fetish
big guys and bondage

>>61613860
>can't program
>OpenBSD 6.1
so you just diseminate CP on I2P/Tor or what?

>>61605383

Python
Zorin
Futa

>limbo, go, lisp
>os x; 9front
>none/asexual

>>61605383
>>Your programming language
go
>>Your distro
osx
>>Your fetish
cuckoldry/blacked

C, Python
Arch GNU/Linux
MILF

>>61605383
javascript
mint
femdom

c, go, java
fedora
crossdressing, traps, pee, voyeur, hidden cam, loli, jailbait, feet, small and tight butts, corsets, buttplug tails, light wax and knife play, goth/scene girls

>>61613852
>le things are bad these days but were not in the past
spotted the alt right cuckboi

>>61614006
alright, lets all take a step back.

1.) I don't even write Haskell, I was making a joke
2.) what I said about gender was in itself another Haskell joke
3.) rather than take the joke you had to mention culture wars

you are the catalytic cancerous T-cell my friend. Leave /g/

>>61613886
I2P doesn't have good CP

>>61614036
is this due to lack of:
* userbase
* hidden services
* people being uncharacteristically principalled on an anonymous platform

discuss.

>>61605383
>Scheme
>Arch Linux
>Exhibitionism

>>61614050
honestly all of the above, i guess pedos feel more secure on tor, tor has about 20-30 fourms/chats for CP and many just don't feel like making the switch, I2P has about 6-7, and they are mostly all just image hosts. I2P is also a little complicated to setup, and has little documentation but TOR you just download the browser, and your good to go. pedos are dumb and don't practice good opsec.

>Your programming language
Lisp
>Your distro
Debian
>Your fetish
Impregnating a feminine qt 6/10 that will become my submissive housewife as we raise a quietly happy family, and also I cum inside her every day to reinforce in her mind that she is my property under proper patriarchal authority.

>>61614081
How does one even peruse/find websites on the dark web? I've only ever used Tor for the clear web.

>>61609960
>Java
could you be any more cucked

>>61614143
find a hidden wiki (uncensored if you are a pedophile) and just find the links you find appealing. there are also services that index every site on TOR, and then your just Control-F to find what you want.

>>61614081
true that, hopefully they stay on Tor so they can be found, while legitmate patriots and freedom fighters can stay safe on I2P.

>>61614143
.onion addresses. I'm afraid Jeff Sessions has just taken down most of the actually good ones (AB, Hansa) but fret naught the struggle is endless and as best I know Dream and other places are still up.

>>61613997
also, most recently, cum

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>>61605383
>c++ mostly or c#, really occasionally just plain c
>xubuntu
>shota

>>61614271
>ab
>hansa
>good
l o l
hansa was decent, dream sucks, it has a botnet installed, and many vendors are compromised
D
H
L

>>61614981
yeah I know I only got one pack off dream and I stopped because their opsec as a site was sloppy. never went on hansa. AB was just as cancerous as the rest but the sites opsec was ok relative to the rest. *RELATIVE TO THE REST* (also site opsec is different than the idiots personal opsec, they had notbad reqs.) it fed a bad habit of mine for a while. Don't use any DNM thinking there aren't feds and shills dude. assume the worst and stay paranoid or stop altogether.

>language
Ruby, Haskell, C++ in that order.
>distro
Gentoo GNU/Linux
>fetish
feet irl, solo voyeur pornception online

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Debian unstable
>Your fetish
Orgasm denial (female)

>>61605383
c++
arch
futa loli femdom

>>61615096
>futa loli femdom
if that is just one fetish than 10/10

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>C++, Common Lisp
>Loonix mint
>t. furfag also female muscle orcs

>>61614178
So um, I spent like <20 minutes and found a couple CP sites. How are they not facing the same fate as Alphabay?

>Your programming language
C++/Java (rarely)
>Your distro
Arch Linux/Winblows 10 (only for vidya)
>Your fetish
Cute girls doing cute things (weeb degeneracy)

>JavaScript
>fedora
>feet

java
windows
american women

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
C
>Your distro
Debian stable (Stretch)
>Your fetish
Pic related

>your programming language
Python
>your distro
MacOs.VirtualBox.Windows98
>your fetish
hentai kiiimoooochiiiiii

Python
Arch
Generic 2d stuff

>C++
>Win10
>Any fetish imaginable

>>61605383
>Your programming language
CSS
>Your distro
Mint
>Your fetish
Collarbones

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>>61605383
A fetish is a pathology: a sexual fixation upon a non-sexual object like a shoe or a glove.

Most people don't have fetishes.

I like Scheme and use OpenBSD.

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>>61606038
are you pic related?

>Language
Python, C, Lua
>Distro
Slackware
>Fetish
BBW & Feederism

C
Parabola
Feet mainly, but I'm trying to repress my fetishes

>every c++ programmer has sadomasochistic tendencies
who would have guessed?

>>61605383
Rust
Fedora
Traps/shemales

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>>61605383
>Your programming language
C and C++
>Your distro
Gentoo
>Your fetish
feet and femdom

>C
>Arch
>Crossdressing, FemDom, Forced Feminization, Traps, Being a Trap

>lang
Java
>distro
Fedora
>fetish
BDSM

Python
Ubuntu
Chikan

my name is Sanjay,,,
best language for computer system programming is Microsoft™ Visual Basic™. I use it very often, hire me freelancer.

I do not use the linuxks because it is evil, instead I use Microsoft™ Windows® 10™.

And of course I have a large collection of scat video.

Again, please hire me for free lancer. Thank

>>61605383
C
Debian
Vanilla