>tfw you succumb to the convenience of online shopping and

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leave, fag

>>61574194
Pay someone you know IRL to buy things for you.

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This shit is unreal.

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>>61574225
pls remove tomo chan

>>61574225
what the fuck is wrong with the goverment plates?

>>61574402
I think it's more about the open display of suicidal thoughts.

>>61574194
Are you guys unironically sitting around in Japanese school girl uniforms?

>>61574601
Sometimes.
You really shouldn't knock it till you try it.

>>61574601
doesn't matter, I look like a girl so it's not out of place

>>61574710
What's your name en femme?

>>61574601
>you will never be feminine enough to wear a sailor outfit and sit down doing nothing
just fucking kill me now

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>>61574601

>>61574850
what is the appeal of this?
I don't get it.

>>61574850
what're you a tranny?

i hate this board so fucking much

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>>61574943
*love

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>>61574294
>interacting in meatspace

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>>61574996
>Being a disgusting neet that no one loves

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>>61575491
>disgusting
I'm unsightly but clean and groomed.
>neet
Got my degree online, work online, and live online.
>that no one loves
Don't be a normalfag.

>>61575638
and you also make posts claiming that you dress up like a girl in private

you sound like a real winner

>wearing x clothes makes you gay/ a tranny
ok

>>61574511
>>61574402
Its a Death Grips album.

>>61575677
the act isn't gay but everyone who does it certainly is

>>61575686
what the fuck is wrong with death grips?

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>>61575674
I do what I want when I want because I want to and nothing stops, limits, or controls me.
Can you say the same? Roasties are not worth your freedom.

>>61575707
It's trash

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>>61575746
>roasties don't control me
>but i one so bad that i dress up like one because i'm lonely

You talk big about freedom, but all I see is someone stuck in a vice and that vice is loneliness.

>>61575756
your trash

>>61575794
his trash?

>>61575808
hi's trash

>>61575794
Your grammar is trash, fucktard

>>61575770
I think you accidentally a word there friend.
Whatever you intended to say, I want to be an adorable loli, not some post-pubescent WHORE.

>>61575826
you're*

>>61575836
What's the point if nobody is ever going to call you cute or pat your head?

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>>61575867
That's what the anime and MMOs are for. Also the makarov for when it comes to that. Now if you'll kindly excuse me I have i-important business to attend to.

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>>61575919
Can you imagine some poor scrawny white dude dressed up in some schoolgirl outfit from amazon watching anime and selfinserting so hard he makes kissing motions when girls get kissed on screen and sobbing quietly?

>>61574630
Do they make this shit for 6'2 /fit/ size?

>>61575919
I'll call you cute and Pat your head, anon. Where are you?

>>61575987
just make your own

>>61575986
>scrawny
For your information I could probably crush your head like an overripe watermelon on a hot day.
I also never sob when self inserting. I have become very good at it.

>>61575987
Yes. Many brands do a "one size fits all" for big girls (yeah right) and manlets but others have sizes.

>>61576002
Oregon. Due west of Portland.

>>61576066
How do I get the right size? If I follow the size chart, will I end up with saggy empty tit space?

>>61574225
What's wrong with Xanax?
Take some bars and fuck some hoes, loser

This picture is gay AF

>>61576084
convert men's to women's sizes, and then convert to asian size.
everything in asia is one size smaller.
For example, asian women's large is your women's medium.
Also, for shoe sizes, just add 2 to your shoe size to get women's size

>>61576084
They make these for guys. They know that there's no 6'4" chick buying a pink sailor uniform. Typically Gook sizes though, I just go one up.

are people on this board seriously wearing schoolgirl outfits?

>>61576066
I'm too far from Oregon right now, but I'm moving to Tennessee in about a year, so who knows? Maybe I'll come help you sink deeper into delusion.

>>61576216
You aren't?

why the fuck is so many mentally ill faggots? your place is r9k or lgtb, go there and dress whatever you want, doesn't matter in the end because you will kill yourself anyway

>>61576253
We all die in the end.

>>61576119
>>61576172
Thanks. What panties do you recommend?

>>61576216
i'll do what i want

>>61576253
You don't belong on /g/, try r/technology or whatever the subreddit is called.

>>61576285
"girls" with dicks doesn't belong to /g/

>>61576321
See
>>61576285

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>>61576227
Where in Tennessee?

>>61574710
Prove it.

>>61576359
Sewanee. You can give me an email or steam account etc if you're willing to wait. I'm in France for the next 14 months or so so it'll be a while.

>>61576277
Jockey no panty line promise bikini

>>61576376
Nice enough area, I'm 3 hours to the east .

>>61576377
Is there anything Japanese style or at least blue striped?

>>61576066
Holy fuck. Aloha from Aloha.

>>61576414
I dunno how good it'll fit a big guy but I'm 5'7" 125 lbs and I love these. They sort of compress and squeeze the goods so I can't get hard.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018VOKZS8

>>61576455
you have the bmi of a teenage girl

>>61576455
I'm 6'1 185, if I get the side-ties, do you think I'll be able to make them loose enough to be comfy?

Annual school/g/irl cosplay meet when?

>>61576414
There is a pattern called "snow blossom" that kinda looks jap, I've got one coming in the mail. The "matte and shine" high cut is kinda striped. That and the bikini panties are the only ones that really work with male junk in the front.

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>>61576453
I didn't actually expect anyone to be here. I don't like this anymore, make it stop.

>>61574225
I thought water bottles were supposed to be better since you're not drinking from the fucking tap

>>61576468
Thanks. I eat twice a day.

>>61576480
Dunno, I got the regular ones. Maybe? See how long the string is and measure yourself.

>>61576453
>>61576493
Hello from Portland with love.

>>61576493
You don't actually want someone to pat your head?

>Oregon is the most degenerate state
Huh.

>>61576538
More than California?

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>>61576486
>annual school/g/irl hackathon and cosplay meet
this would be so fun

Also notice how everyone posting is from oregon/washington state despite it being noon on a weekday.
no jobs?

>>61576558
We have three crossdressers ITT living in Oregon.

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>tfw you stumble into a tranny panty thread

>>61576567
>no jobs
Nope. Work mindfucked me and I'm still recovering.

>>61576567
I'm a full time student.
>tfw your taxes are paying for my pantsu
Haha, socialism!

>>61576086
LoL, you need pills to dull your fears.

Pussy.

>>61576567
So should it be in Oregon? Could be fun.

>>61576493
May we cross paths on friendly terms. Odds are we won't since there's too many god damn people here now.

>>61574225
>no fun allowed starter pack

>>61576612
Keep it the fuck away from Portland, it'll get weirder than it already is. Though there is Kumoricon in October…

>>61576567
>>61576639
If we can arrange it for September or later 2018, I'll be in Tennessee and I'm always up for a road trip. I'd even pick some of you up on the way if you need a ride.

Is wearing panties that are a little too tight permanently shrinking my dick?

>>61576616
I seriously don't leave my house though. Amazon Fresh has basically removed the need for me to see sunlight unless I have to sign contracts or see a doctor.

>>61576740
I only leave at night. To hell with the sun.

>>61574225
>conspiracy theory about WATER BOTTLES for fucks sake
>people take this kind of content seriously

>>61576726
during erection, your member engorges with blood until it can take no more, if you're wearing something tight it'll stop before it gets painful
no it won't shrink it don't be dumb

>>61576567
You from Washington, anon? Sorry, this thread isn't for sub-humans.

>>61574850
I know the feeling bro ;_;

>>61576781
The health effects of BPA and phthalates have been established.

>>61576686
>a de/g/enerate meetup in a degenerate city
I'm in!

>>61574850
I'm fucking huge and /fit/, just try it out.

>>61574601
Yes?

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>>61576455
>mfw all the questions are from men

>>61576567
>fun

Also people can and do post from work

>>61577093
In schoolgirl cosplay?

bump for school/g/irls 2018

>>61576827
Well, what about fluoride which is in like most of US tap water?

>>61577410
It's good for your teeth. That's it.

>fall for the degenerate meme and try stuff out
>feel like I'm going crazy and disgusted with myself
>stop
>don't drop of school and graduate instead
feels good

>>61577457
Were you cute at least?

>>61577457
>he can't separate work from degeneracy

>>61576119
>convert men's to women's sizes, and then convert to asian size.
>everything in asia is one size smaller.
>For example, asian women's large is your women's medium.
>Also, for shoe sizes, just add 2 to your shoe size to get women's size

Just another normal day on /g/

>>61577410
We don't fluoridate in Oregon.

>>61574225
Modern computer technology was invented by a homosexual.

>>61577457
>fall for the degenerate meme and try stuff out
>feel like I'm living on a cloud
>don't stop
>don't drop of school and graduate instead
Feels good too.

>>61574983
This is me, instead of C++ books, I post hornloaded and SFF-PC stuff.

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Should I?

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>>61577636
Jerk off first, then decide.

>>61577467
too tall

>>61577698
tall girls exist you know

>>61577684
I'm not horny though

>>61577636
Yes

>>61577719
Do it.

>>61577636
the uniform will probably be terrible cheap looking garbage

>>61577802
Then what brand is good?

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>>61577636
No.

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>>61576567
>>61576612
>>61576686
>4ch meetup
Enjoy your AIDS.

>>61577841
I dunno but if it's $17 it can't be good, it'll look like those felt pieces of crap people buy online and wear to anime conventions

>>61577841
>>>/cgl/

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>>61577932
/k/ meetups unironically have the beat food. Sakuya-chan slaughtered a goat for us last Nuggetfest before the trail of tears.

>>61577932
We'll just eat packaged food/order pizza

>>61577959
/g/ is more cosplay related than /cgl/ is these days.

>>61577959
I want something for everyday wear, not something that's only good for one use.

>>61577973
>>61577976
The aliexpress/ taobao threads are pretty good for finding this kind of stuff. I think they have a store directory for a bunch of taobao stores too.

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>>61577566
Who died by eating a poisoned apple.

>>61574326
That's the infamous Amazon purchase-predicting AI for you.

They literally keep it on shipping for you and send it out fast automatically before you buy it.

>>61578031
On /g/ or /cgl/?

>>61578057
/cgl/

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>>61578047
Shut the fuck up Zuckerberg.

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>>61578090

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>>61574194
women's apparel is kind of comfy

>>61578077
Thanks

>>61577636
I get why average girls wouldn't normally wear stockings like this but why wouldn't they wear those panties? they seem comfy, cute and they don't even seem necessarily childish.

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>>61574601
Have you seriously not bought a pair of programming socks yet?

>>61578170
I make my girlfriend wear them.

I am my girlfriend.

I like swimming, should I start swimming at a competitive level as an excuse to shave everything?

>>61578126
except when it's cold
or hot
or you need to carry anything
or do useful work
or run
or you know, be a practical human being in general

>>61576216
>he doesn't dress up as a schoolgirl while programming

>>61576493
Alohafag here, m-may I pat your head?

>>61578193
Do it

>>61578204
Have you never run in a loose skirt and panties? Also, there are leg warmers for the cold.

How come none of y'all fags haven't posted pantipucci pics yet

you know, for "science"

>>61578193
Ofc because then you get a delicious swimmer boy body in cute clothers

>>61578223
this.

>>61578204
you know women in impoverished countries do all kinds of manual labour in their traditional female clothing and they never for a second look unfeminine.

>>61574225
what is wrong with water bottles and discord, other than its shitty resource management?

>>61577932
its free semen homo
FREE

>>61578346
Every time you suck on a plastic water bottle you drink a little estrogen which turns you into a cute female (Male)

men are turning soft

this isn't good

>>61578457
reddit spacing and vague remarks

this isn't good

>>61577212
I'm sure if their job was being a schoolgirl

>>61578211
>>61578295
What's the best way to shave everything?

>>61576521
They are. Just don't leave them in your hot car and then drink out of them, chemicals leech into the water at high temps.

>>61578534
a DE razor and a new feather blade should do it
it'll take you a while though

>>61576521
There are a few countries/cities where the tap water is actually better for you.

>>61578582
Link to a good one?

>>61578483
We've been doing that spacing thing since the beginning, newfag.

>>61578534
You can buy stuff called "Magic Shaving Powder" in cans, some of the degenerate discord servers i'm in recommend it

>>61578591
I use this one, it's lightweight and sturdy.
https://www.amazon.com/Feather-Double-Edge-Shaving-Razor/dp/B003YJ70NY

You might want an all-metal one though.

>>61578483
>reddit spacing
It's Digg spacing, a phenomenon that predates reddit.

>>61578599
Digg was cancer too. Anyone who did it or does it is still cancer.

>>61574194
You'll have to spend hours every day looking at products you'll never buy, from a wide variety of interests. Then occasionally buy some of that stuff. That way, Amazon will never know what you're really interested in and what's just stuff you bought/looked at, just to throw them off.

I'm disgusted by all the degeneracy in our society, but at least it leads to more girl's clothes in male sizes.

>>61578707
A+ post i can't believe this is the actual 4chan opinon these days

>>61578707
It might just be more fat and lazy girls; saddly.

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How far is too far?

>>61578653
Is digg spacing like this?

Because you are doing it too, senpai

Are you cancer also?

>>61578720
>These days.
It has been like this for years.

>>61578738
Just buy some dbol, you grow guns and tits.

>>61578747
Learn english, still works

>>61578738
I think once you resort to disrupting your body chemistry with synthetic hormones and blockers, it's no longer sane or healthy.
Anything below that is harmless, and hurts nobody.

>>61578741
Literally no one complained about "reddit spacing" 2 years ago.

I mean, hell, it only really even began to pop up a bit after gamergate.

>>61578741
Extra spacing between replies is Futaba you anus.

This is Digg spacing.

>>61578777
>Nobody complained about reddit spacing 2 years ago


Trips of truth


I think people just saw a typing manner they didn't like in arguments they didn't like and tried to make it a boogeyman

>>61578738
Just cut your dick off and transition.
Might as well at this point

>>61578591
Razor itself barely matters, but if you want it to last you a lifetime get a Merkur. Not even expensive either. Blades are more important, sharpness differs from brand to brand, and the most sharp one might not be the best one for you, just try a few.

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>>61578793
Yeah.


I agree.


lol

>>61578763
B-But I don't want visible muscles...

>>61578765
Anal play has hurt people before.
I do get what you're saying but is it really all that bad? They are my bodily hormones after all, why can't I play with them if it makes me happy?

>>61578794
I unironically would if we had the technology to give men female bone structure and vaginas.

>>61578818
That's


The


Joke

>>61578830
Yeah


I
ThinK

he

KNO


WS

>>61578824
I don't know how you made the mental leap between crossdressing and anal sex, but this really reveals more about you than anything else.

Think about it this way:
Do you think it's healthy if every cell in your body is wired a certain way and then you suddenly flood your bloodstream with the wrong hormones and block the regular production of testosterone as dictated by your DNA?

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>>61578830
Shall





We turn this





Into a contest of


Cancer?

>>61578865
more like floodgasm my boistream desu

>>61578865
>I don't know how you made the mental leap between crossdressing and anal sex
Really now? You really can't see how that could possible be connected?
>as dictated by your DNA?
My DNA also decided my white blood cells should attack my thyroid and pancreas. Clearly it's retarded.

>>61574194
you can exclude certain purchases from the calculation of your recommendations

>>61578910
>has problems with his body
>wants to fuck with it more

>>61578824
Hey if you're young you can get close.
And mtf surgery is a thing.

>>61578931
vaginal hairballs

Why have none of you posted a picture of your programming socks yet?

>>61578931
>tfw 6'
>tfw surgery is shit
>tfw would rather be a trap than have tits
>tfw estrogen gives tits

>>61578966
maybe later...

>>61578946
Hey if hundreds of trannies do it and are happy why can't you

>>61578966
Had to throw mine away, new pair is in the mail.

>>61578975
>>61578975
>and are happy
"No"

>>61578966
because i'm wearing patterned leggings and not programming socks

>>61578975
>happy
isn't the post-op suicide rate like double/triple

>>61578975
Can you imagine if there was an actual vulnerable dysphoric person here and you were filling his head with those malicious ideas?
You trannies are so damn cult-like, holy shit.
Enjoy your medical dilation rod, fucking pervert.

>>61578995
show them anyway

>>61578584
What does this have to do with the U.S.?

>>61579037
?

>>61579015
only if you tear them off~
(seriously though get your own you thirsty beta)

>>61579014
Not transexual just bored and amused by the idea of programming socks

If you have mental health problems why are on here anyway

>>61578928
Well I'm already going to die before 60, so the long term side effects of HRT are moot.

>>61578931
Genital surgery sucks. There WILL be nerve damage and it's physiologically impossible for it to function properly in regards to fluid generation and muscular contraction. Aesthetic work is also never covered by insurance, and typically direly needed to look even remotely correct. The angle and position on the pelvis will always be wrong with current methods.

>>61578946
That would be an issue of the patient not having electrolysis done before surgery for some ungodly reason. Fucking Thai hack jobs no doubt.

>>61578999
Sort of. Rate of suicide per year is actually down, but they have many more years of post-op life in which to commit suicide so it is up if you ignore timespan.

>>61579055
Fucking faggot show your faggot socks

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>>61579066
>If you have mental health problems why are on here anyway

>>61579083
;3

What programming socks are you wearing today, /g/?

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>>61578975
>happy

>>61574601
... it's the most aesthetically pleasing outfit, anon.

>>61579284
Kek
I stand corrected

>>61579284
Thanks, I lost this.

I bought a Tenga egg once and Amazon was polite enough to not change my history because of it.

Thanks, Amazon.

>>61579546
youtube does the same thing, they won't fuck your recommendations if you start watching trashy SFW faps.

>be me
>still living with parents
>have a massive stocking-fetish
>see all these cool/cheap stockings online
>can't have any of them as my parents would probably ask questions about the package in the mail
>too autistic to risk buying them in a physical store

feelsbad

>>61579284
I will never understand how anyone thinks that an operation where they chop off parts of you to make it look like something else is ok.
And why do they think they help them?
If I would go to a doctor and tell him I want my legs to look like a fish tail because I'm a merman, they would put me into a clinic for the mentally ill. Why is it not the same for genitals?

>>61579562
Doubtful. If I click one video that I don't even end up liking, YouTube continues to spam related videos at me forever.

>>61579546
Aliexpress has knockoff tenga eggs in fucking bulk

if you're still buying the tenga jew you're missing out

>>61579634
link?

/g/ - Coding and Crossdressing

>>61579634
>putting chink shit on your dick

>>61579609
Never heard of plastic surgery before?

>>61579546
Lucky you. I buy one 55 gallon drum of lube and suddenly sex toys everywhere.

>>61574225
>tfw I like Macintosh plus but I'm not a loli-watching, discord shouting, mouth-breathing, bottled-water drinking, thigh sock wearing, butplugged, xanax eating, communist tumblrite
Feels good.

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Why has the thread gone this long without any mention of dragon dildos?

>>61574225
There's nothing wrong with Lain and Usagi

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>>61575638
>>61575746
>>61575836
>>61575919
>>61576066
Just fucking kill yourself already stupid fag. Useless scum making no real contributions to humanity.

>>61578037
Fags are inevitably drawn to apples

On a serious note, rip Turing you were a beautiful mind. :(

>>61575746
>i hate roasties
>wishes to be a roastie

>>61575746
But you don't have freedom. Youre a slave to your own fantasies that will never be real.

I have a 1 gallon jug of water that's been sitting on my counter for a year now. Will drinking it make me cute from all the chemicals that will have leached out of the plastic?

>>61581152
I want you to read back what you just wrote and then stop posting.

>>61580849
never heard of jealousy?

>>61581309
Youre jealous of roasties?

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>>61581251
>then stop posting.
I don't think that's possible.

>>61580849
>every girl is a roastie
I want r9k to leave. Do you even know where the term came from?

>>61581320
no I'm not that guy, It's just that hating something because you want to be that thing is pretty common

>>61574194
1. Use Craigslist

>>61580792
>falling for the humanity meme
Burn for all I care.

>>61580849
See >>61581342

>>61580878
Oh yeah, I'm woefully enslaved to my own desires. I should definitely get help. What ever will I do?

I fully believe that there is some psyops shit happening on this site with regards to sissy hypnosis or whatever

It got my brother.
Now he wears makeup and acts like a fucking fag and wears mini shorts.
I just want my brother back so we can play Smash and go to the pub.
Is there any way to get him back?

>>61579284
i even feel sad for the fuckup

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>>61581494
Oh you can play smash with him alright, if you know what I mean.

I used to be straight. Please help us. Get a doctor or a scientist. Save your brother. Save me. Save us all.

>>61581494
Does he not want to play Smash or go to the pub anymore?

>>61581494
Congrats, you're living someone's fantasy.
Now hurry up and turn him into your sissy plaything.
He'll grow out of it eventually.

>>61581494
smash his boipussy instead

>>61575986
FUCK

>>61581494
Fuck him in the ass. You have to fuck him in the ass hard to remind him of how good it feels to fuck someone in the ass. That way he'll want to fuck someone in the ass, too. This will allow him to regain his manhood.

Whether you want to offer your ass is up to you, but that's kinda gay.

>>61578440
fuck i gotta drink more water bottles then

>>61581152
I'm curious about this. Mainly, do significantly more water bottle plastic chemicals get into the water if you leave it sitting in the bottle for a longer time? Would one be better off alternating between water bottles so they could have the water in the bottle longer before drinking?

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>>61578440
Bullshit.
I'm not cute at all.

>>61574326
This makes sense, though, right? If you are into tech purchases, then you might resonably be into programming socks. All the pros are!

>>61581494
it's BPA in plastic, ADD medications oversubscribed and probably making it into the water supply and chronic lack of sleep.

>>61582624
overprescribed*

like you guys remember the class-action lawsuit over Risperdal? It literally causes men to grow breasts. This shit was given to children so they would behave in class. I was one of those kids. I thought math was boring so I'd take off my shoes and put them on my hands and see how long it took the teacher to notice. Apparently that means you have mental problems and not that you're just fucking bored of math.

the american school system colludes with mental health ((((professionals)))) to force parents to medicate their children with chemicals that are not fully explained. Then those kids grow up, having spent their entire schooling on hormone-inducing meds, and try to cope with reality while off them which naturally induces gender dysphoria.

>>61582700
You know the rules, and so do I.
Post conspiracytits or GTFO.

>>61582700
>anon misbehaved in math class
>in return he gets a pair of awesome rockin tits
>I excel in math
>all I get is a couple meaningless trophies from a few competition
>literally has not made a difference for me outside of high school
Man I fucked up in life. Also, tits or GTFO.

>>61582700
Don't kids sell their ADD pills for pocket money?

>>61574225
Only half of that image is bad.

>>61574601
I think it's a meme.

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>>61582720
they're just moobs, nothing interesting, and I'm not a girl (male) because I didn't keep trusting rotten doctors and they switched me to Concerta in high school.

Even if I was a woman I'd be into women anyway so there's no point until humanity develops a way to place human life forces in mechanical bodies at which point we can all be whatever the fuck we want. Who the fuck needs programming socks when you are a monster truck?

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>>61583139
God damn I wish I was a lesbian.

>>61583329
no you dont

>>61583631
But I want my gf to rub my pussy while she sits on my face.
That's improper heterosexual male fantasy.

>>61583723
gross

I want to be the little girl.

>>61583631
I want to be a lewd teenage girl like Kyouko or Kuro

>>61583961
you need to reevaluate your life

>>61583969
My life is going just fine. If you got to know me you'd probably never suspect I had these feelings.

>>61574601
how else im supposed to program

Reading this thread and trans experts in here makes me glad I'm heterosexual, own a house, have a wife and a few kids. I've been here over ten years now on/off and I've always known how fucked up some of yours mental image of yourselves are.

Yet I still wish you're going ti make it, anons, in a way or another. Hopefully without surgical ops because that will fuck you up for life.

>>61584051
it's just a fetish dude

>>61584051
I'm not really trans, I would never transition with today's technology, and I'd never fuck up my body with hormones. I just got memed by /g/ into crossdressing while programming and it's comfy as fuck.

>>61584051
>>>/facebook/

>>61584051
>unironically being trans
You misunderstand, these clothes boost your programming abilities.

>>61584324
I stay out of social media, apart from linkedin.

>>61578126
As far as "never to be worn outside" goes, pajamas are better.

>>61584470
I like pyjamas, but that's for if I have someone staying with me.

>>61576558
everyone with money enough to crossdress fled cali in the 90s to escape the migrant flood. My parent's parents where from cali and they suck ass and teach "montessori" education in portland(look it up, its fucked). my parents are retarded as they only moved later in life. The best way to spot true oregonians is they were shorts and a hoody year round.

>browse womens underwear on amazon to fap to the pics
>never buy them
>go to shop for normal stuff
>get them recommended to me based on my viewing history
how do i stop amazon from doing this

>>61584631
>fap to the pics
TRY ACTUAL PORN

>>61584631
Use a different website/Amazon account.

>>61584553
Jesus Christ

>>61584051
>has wife
>has kids
>doesn't have a garbage bag of womens clothing behind the water heater

>>61584553
I keep reading this, but can't grasp what it's telling me. Maybe my mind is blocking it, like some horrible atrocity that is somehow looks blurry when i stare right at it.

>>61574194
thread starts with asking how to go off the grid

thread ends with everyone talking about fucking each other in the ass and becoming a girl by drinking out of waterbottles

Im too tired and demoralized to try and figure out what went wrong

>>61585262
>what went wrong
Literally nothing.

>>61574225
>tfw all of this is literally me except for the buttplug or the programming socks or the boipussi

is this a sign

>>61574710
Post rolls

>>61574194
I don't care if Amazon knows what I order. I don't use the phone app, and have enough add-ons to where they literally can't use the info in any meaningful way outside of their site.

>he unironically programs in regular socks
shiggy diggy

>>61574225
leave /jp/ out of this faggot. They are too pure for this world.

>>61585977
I refuse to believe anyone here doesn't own programming socks.

>>61574194
>buy nearly only electronics over Amazon
>buy manga once
>1 (one) single time
>suggests dakimakura
God fucking damn

>>61574225
so if i drink from plastic water bottles, i will become a qt trap?

>>61586168
Comfy in the summer.

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>>61574601
don't you want to get those extra codes?

>>61586412
Sauce?

>>61586252
If only it wasn't a gay one

why do normalfags come here? reddit is a much better place for normalfags

Are striped socks the best for programming?

>>61586154
Thigh high socks and stockings are comfy as fuck. Don't always put on a school uniform with em though. And yeah, unironically great for writing websites.

>>61586599
Nah I usually like to wear something like these https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014F8TIU

>>61574326
That's unironically my amazon recommendations except it's a few casual lolita inspired tops and skirts and pc monitors yo, I thought I was the only one who fell for the meme

>>61586599
I like them, but cute patterns are also good, or solid colors to match your skirt.

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>>61583329
Me 2, but it's impossible so I'll have to be content being a straight male.
Hopefully I can achieve immortality so I can last until scientific omnipotence is reached.

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>>61586460

>>61586791
Are nylons ok?

>>61587057
Which ones are you planning on buying?

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>>61579123

>>61587162
>planning
Black sheer stockings

>>61576781
>t. sissycuck as described

>>61587322
What outfit are you pairing them with?

>>61587402
Nothing, cause I only have a stockings fetish that is out of control.

>>61587414
Then buy whatever you want, I'm just partial to stripes and pastel colors.

>>61587322
Sheer black stockings are great because they go with just about any skirt or whatever. They're a bitch if you rip though so buy a few. Girlfriend always buys me a few since she likes when I dress up (and code obviously)

>>61587427
What brand do you buy?

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>over the bump limit
>still no pics

>>61587438
Not him but if you have money: falke is top tier

>>61587438
http://m.hm.com/us/product/81013?article=81013-A

Basically these but they have darker ones, don't see them online though. Always buy them IRL not URL anyways and mostly my girlfriend chooses since I'm incompetent at women's fashion.

>>61587482
Jesus christ that's expensive

>>61574225
W-What's wrong with Tomo-chan?

>>61587523
Those look pretty nice, enjoy.

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>>61574225
Oh
Oh shit

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>>61587478
>no local wants you to pat their head
I'm so ronery

>>61588583
I want to pat people's heads too, we should make a business out of enabling people's delusions.

>>61578440
>not just eating the waterbottles

>>61579595
Same, except I haven't even seen them in physical stores otherwise I would've maybe bought them there.

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>>61574225
you leave my death grips alone