/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>61556895

>>61556918
rip in pieces

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Are 5v case fans really 5v or are they "rebranded" 12v fans?

Also I'm trying to buy thermal pad for my nvidia, but all of them look arrive either broken or are cut or are too thick. Any advice? I need at least 2x2 and 0.5mm

Thinking of building a led lamp with some small <1W LEDs and will need some cables. Do you think 0,25mm2(30AVG I think) wire-wrap cables will be enough for them?

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>>61556895
>• MagicTrickAnon can't stop, won't stop buying chinky magic tricks >>61555843 >>61555951

And here's the trick of the other thing (a ballpen) that was in the package I got today

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I need a recommendation on in ear wireless headphones.

Here is my waifu

>>61557292
You should hold the money with a flat hand, not a balled one. That should make it less obvious as to what you're actually doing.

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So it's been a month since I got my bagelmeme, and I'm happy to report that it still runs just fine (gains 30 seconds or so per day). Not sure what some of the other anons were complaining about.

That being said, the bracelet has been absolute garbage since day 1.

>>61557292
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/50903

>>61557509
>gains 30 seconds or so per day
Chinks are already on par with 17th century clocks, how will the west ever survive.

Just got some chifi in. Same price on Amazon with free two days as it was on Ali with free 2 month

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>>61557577

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>>61557587
Packed very well

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>>61557603
Wow it's actually nice. Hooking it up now

>>61557292
Magnetic tip?

>>61557625
Poor Kitty :(

>>61557509
>>61557563
My Skmei 1123 (digital casio copy) gains 2 seconds per day. It's not as accurate but at least it's made out of real metal and glass unlike casios' watches.

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Wow it's loud I like it

>>61557649
I hit the desk with the tip in the beginning to show that it's a solid part.

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>>61557657
She's happy I saved her life. She was feral a week ago now she lives on my shoulder. $1000 I'm get bills so far...

Anyway this thing blows the dragonfly black out of the water. Perfect for beyerdynamics 250ohm. Highly recommend

>>61557829
so it's fucking magic

>>61557309
she cute. does she have a ig?

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I can now bathe in cheap chinese precision 300 hole shower headery goodness.

>pros
It makes the water feel really soft

>cons
The water spray is so fine, its sheds most of the heat by the time it reaches your feet.

>>61557848
>>61557625
Is she missing an eye?

>>61557768
excellent headphone choice, i bought mine in 2014. Still excellent!

>>61557872
>cons
Lead poisoning

>>61557872
put it in mouth to see if lead

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>>61557873
Yeah she had an ocular disease that's why I took her in. She would have been eaten at night otherwise. now she is the cutest and sweetest cat I've ever had. She just wants to be held all day. Pic is pre operation. She cost me so much fucking money but I couldn't just sit here on my pc like a fag while she got eaten alive because she cant see.

I can't believe how much better my headphones sound on this thing, they just opened right up. I think the dragonfly was starving the drivers or something. Can't believe it was only $65 for the amount of power it's putting out.

my dremel has left russia and is now in china

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>>61557899
>>61557911
At 91 grams I'm not sure its a lethal dose.

>>61558029
lead poisoning is continuos; everytime you were to take a shower you would be exposed. What material did the seller say it was?

>>61556895
Need a decent pair of cheap headphones. any suggestions?

>>61558089
KZ ATE

>>61554907 to the curious Anon who's interested about OnePlus X, from last thread
It's a pretty fast, smooth, bloat less mid ranger phone, buying online can be a little expensive for something that was released in 2015. Should cost you no less than $250-450
Would only recommend using the camera in the morning where it takes the best photos, anything in low light just looks like shit and blurry as hell.
Get an SD card if 16gb isn't enough for you

Replace OxygenOS immediately cos it's shit, only redeeming part is the camera os on it. Use custom roms like Lineage OS, Paranoid or whatever the current rom support there is for it. Haven't kept up with the rom development since I switched to LOS.
I can't seem to download OTA updates for it though, so I have to do it manually (twrp glitch, too lazy for me to fix).

The hardware doesn't seem to fail on me and it's probably the flawless part about this phone (spilled water on front speakers, put rice over it for a few days and it still worked, but speakerphone and mic got fucked but as soon as I put LOS - problems gone).

The software on the other hand seems to have a few hiccups like the whole thing freezes randomly and I have to do a hard reset.
Anything on my SD card is unrecognizable (photos won't show up on Google gallery, music too) unless an app has a function that can scan for it, then it's ok.
The stock Gapps kept freezing on mine and it fucked with the whole os, which is the sole reason why I switched from a custom rom atm.
It used to work so perfectly, this started happening since I downloaded the official marshmallow update for OxygenOS, seems to have carried over, idk whats the issue.

Lastly, use the gel casing provided from it and that's all the protection you'll need cos this thing is fragile as fuck. Especially the grills.
I don't know how detailed you want it but this is a far as my experience goes, sorry for being too lengthy, at least you'd know what your expecting.

>>61558102
What are the best chi-fi IEMs? At a reasonable price, no 6 driver monsters. Like sub $100.
I'm just curious, really tired of my sony IEMs.

>>61558082
you have to eat lead thing to get led poisoning, or form lead pots, you cont get it by touching lead.
Even if its lead its not a problem.

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>>61558082
I think its chromed ABS plastic.

>>61558170
yeah that should be fine

>>61558131
check the infographic
>chinkshit.xyz/infographic.xyz

>>61558198
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.xyz
>dipshit
t. IQ80

>>61558213
>>61558198
samefag

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>>61558170
>Material: Uranium

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>>61558131
>best
oh boy here we go again

try vsonic vsd5/vsd5s

>>61558137
No the skin can absorb lead which damages your nerves

>>61558170
>Material: Uranium
put it in your eyes, works wonders
t. Daredevil

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Was looking for a glass cover for my redmi note 4x chink edition. Does anyone know what hardware/sensor is behind the smallest hole? (marked with the green arrow)

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>>61558248
My bad, had the wrong listing.

I noticed something else weird, aliexpress was showing I had an unread message, and I wasn't even logged in.

>>61558311
ambientlightsensor probably

>>61558311
Notification led

>>61557233
1W @ 5V = 0.2kmA. 30AWG would probably be alright for 1 or 2 LEDs but I'm assuming you intend to use more than that so I would go thicker.

>>61558341
How long a strip are you looking for?

>>61557029
bump?

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>>61556895
What is go to phone for sub $150, I bought the xiome pro three way back and wanna get my friend in on this. But Pro three isn't the best right now right, is it the four global?

>>61559120
Yes, Note 4 Global

>>61558574
Yeah, I will probably use like 5 or something like that of these http://m.ebay.com/itm/201595226786 How thick cable do you think I would need for that?
Also do you know any good search terms for cables, I've had trouble finding cables earlier. The 30AWG ones were one of few.

Did the redmi 3 pro ever get a global rom? I put the unofficial eu rom on it when I got it over a year ago, but then I never really looked at it again.

>>61559307
>Did the redmi 3 pro ever get a global rom?
Yes, I think all xiameme phones do by now. Although it can take a couple of months.

new infographic when

>>61559501
Neat. Would I get any benifit out of it over the unofficial eu one I've got now? Will I lose my contacts/texts and such if I do change?

I've never actually changed roms after I used a phone before, so I'm not sure if it's worth the hassle.

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Why is there a Global version of the Xiaomi Mi Band 2? https://www.banggood.com/Global-Version-Original-Xiaomi-Miband-2-OLED-Display-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Bluetooth-Smart-Wristband-p-1158847.html

How is it different?

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I can feel my chink knives addiction coming back.

HELP

Where should I look for solder that doesn't kill or poison me?

>>61559762
local hardware store. Chinking it ain't worth it.

>>61559263
https://www.banggood.com/search/silicone-wire.html

Banggood's wire has always been high quality enough for my purposes. The LEDs you linked appear to run about 20mA so although you won't need a thick wire, they won't illuminate anything either. Something like these would probably be more appropriate for a lamp: https://www.banggood.com/2pcs-Waterproof-LED-Strip-Lights-10cm-6-LED-5050-Flexible-12V-For-Motorcycle-Boat-p-1001963.html

>>61557947
You are a good person, anon.

>>61559778
Okay anon, solder isn't worth that much of a risk.

>>61559738
You're already lost

Thanks for the tips. The lamp is more for decoration than illumination, but I will consider it. Maybe I will get both and see how they compare, it's not a big amount of money after all.

>>61559848
>>61560023

some of these paper models look pretty cool

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>>61560051
>paying for paper models

>>>/po/

>>61559727
just packaging/manual iirc

>>61560151
thanks!

whats the best budget pocket pussy

>>61560174
Your mom.

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do you feel in charge?

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I want to make pic related.
i need
-RGB led strips
-RGB case fans
I want them all to be controlled from the pc by a one program
I could have bought Corsair rgb strips and fans and light control but my budget is low

>>61560219

what year is this?

>>61559727
>>61560171
oh, and they've updated them to allow text since I bought mine - maybe fonts installed differ. This is easily flashed if that's the case.

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Awrite /csg/, thanks again to all who participated in last Sunday's /csg/ podcast episode. We had a blast and I'm sorry to all those who missed it, we'll do a better job advertising the livestream next time.

The new episode is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfyvBE_fACg

I'd like to ask for feedback on the episodes going forward. Does anybody have any suggestions for improvements or new segments they'd want us to cover?

I'll be using archive.is for the links to ensure anything that 404s is kept alive thanks to a comment on the latest podcast. If anybody has ideas or criticisms hit me with a (You).

>>61560219
>check out my gaypride rig bro

>>61560198
You bought a chink bane figure?

>>61560219
don't do it you'll regret it a few years down the line

>>61560336
>>61560316
I am not doing it for the rainbow gay flag colors that can give a black man a sunburn. I like it for the idea that you can change your case look with a simple click

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>>61559988
The triple dubs of wisdom have spoken.

PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY TO MY NEXT PURCHASE.

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>>61557947
Woah, your pussy is similar to mine.

Except mine is an ungrateful son of a bitch and wouldn't get close to me, except when i'm serving her food.
Old pic, about an hour after i took her home.

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>>61560397
Pic related

>>61560312
More guests and/or solo episodes, keeps things varied. Maybe try having hypertonic on once he's out of hiding that youtube channel from his gf.

Stick needs to get more confident in his speech so he doesn't slurr his words too much, not sure what the preparation was like on his part but it seemed that you kept passing topics and news to him that could be interesting or funny only for it to devolve in a lot of uhhs and him having to look up what you are talking about.

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>>61560312
Include more pictures of your birdies and doggo

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>>61559161
Thanks man, I totally buy all these memes.

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>>61556895
All this chink audio but not including DA SUPERIRO BLUEDIO UFO BABY
I want that on the infographic NOW!

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>>61560460
Thanks for the input man, I'll see what I can do about other guests or something solo once in a while.

>>61560708
Not my birdies or doggo, my birdies are grey/green and yellow like pic related.

>>61560441
gayming rice

>>61557947
you're a good man

>>61557309
Bluedio n2

Any good full size mech keyboards? The Motospeed Inflictor CK108 seems pretty good

>>61561426
James Donkey mechanical keyboard, it has Gateron switches and you can take off the yellow bits to make it an aesthetic jet black or white full size keyboard.

>>61560903
I want ones without a pairing cord between them.

ok, got 20 bucks from a refund on Gearbest and also have 2.30 USD on GB points.

what should I buy?
will take the third command, except if I already have what is suggested.

>>61561632
bcmv

>>61561632
KZ ZS5

>>61557292

Thats a pretty shitty magic trick

>>61561426
MeToo Zero

>>61556895
Don't order with your russian proxy enabled on Aliexpress. They will make you send them photos of your credit card, ID and card statement. And it takes a week to process. I made the mistake to think my CC is cleared after this but the next time I ordered I had to send them everything again. Ali customer service complimented me for my beautiful name though.

>>61562055
Why would you even..?

>>61561632
autism spinner

>>61557292
I am not proud to admit that it shocked me a bit when you penetrate the note.

>>61561632
James Donkey 125M or a James Donkey 325RS

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>>61560433
Mine was 100% feral I couldn't pet her when she was healthy but became tame in like two days. For the first week when I brought her in I just spent almost all day with her. Always holding her, petting her, trying to get her to play. It's really important to do that starting as young as you can so they get used to it. I'm sure personality has a bunch to do with it but I've had 3 cats over my life and I just spent a ton of time with them as kittens and they were all friendly. Something to consider if you ever get another one?

On topic: My s4 literally melted while charging at not even a year old. These leeco phones at like $200 with a sanpdragon 820 look really tempting. Is there anything I should be aware of about them? Better off going for the xiamo/lenovo instead?

Earson er151 or er160 or er163

>>61562503
You're better off getting a Xiaomi, sites are getting rid of their LeEco stock because the company is dying and unable to pay for their employees.

>>61562503
Well since LeEco is on it's death bed I'd imagine there'll be no software updates whatsoever. Also no headphone jack

>>61562587
Maybe they shouldn't have tried to chink Vizio with a fake merger just so they can steal all Vizio's customer data. LeEco are the shadiest of chinks.

>>61556895
Anit American , Jewish supporting chunks

>>61562669
Not to mention their electric car boondoggle, and the cluster fuck that was their attempted expansion into the US.

>>61557768
What DAC is that?
Where to get it?

I'm a spaz and I constantly forget to charge anything + I drop shit all the time. I saw the Oukitel K10000 and it looks perfect for me but the review I read was from jan. 2016 and I don't know if a phone that better fits my purpose came out in the year and a half meantime. Is there any other phone that has the battery life/durability thats come out since then or is the Oukitel K10k still good? Is oukitel a trustworthy company for firmware updates and stuff?

>>61562732
Just get a normal phone and a powerbank so you can hurl twice as many things onto the floor. The Oukitel is a pretty old meme at this point.

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>>61562689
:)

>>61562607
>>61562587
>>61562669
>>61562692
Holy shit, I had no fucking idea. I thought the vizio merger was long complete. That's insane, I would never buy any of their shit now. Thanks /g/uys

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Just got my redcircle 600 pencil and wow, it looks and feels premium. It even has a little lead cleaner in the eraser.

Anyone know of any good portable monitors that can do 1080p with HDMI jacks?

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>tfw hesitated to buy this yesterday and it was deleted today
Mistakes were made

>>61562979
Is it a jacket or a Hitler figure?

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>>61563012
Fig

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>>61563039
>if we blur out Adolf's name nobody will notice that we are infringing on Hitler's image rights

>>61562305
but there was no hole in it after all

>>61560312

kys

>>61560708
be a real Chink: eat the doggo

>>61562697
FX DAC-6
Fucking anywhere

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>she is not getting rich while buying chinkshit

How long do epacket shipments take to show up on doorsteps in Canada? Is it actually just as easy as a chrome add-on to see what stuff is going to take 3 months vs the epacket shipments?

Any Wallet recs?

I'm selling my current one.

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Also

what's something (or things) that I can buy with a total budget of 3 dollars

>>61560312
Are we allowed to shit on chinkshit and the people in this general if we go on the podcast.

>>61560433
>>61562503
Can you just grab a kitten and take it home?

>>61564752
As long as you own the house or its in your lease then yeah why not? There is a feral colony outside my house that I've been feeding for years so this one was part of one of their litters. She's on my stomach right now doing cute shit it's great.

Someone link me chink shit for a cat

>>61562887
Thats nice is it like a Rotring knockoff? Still waiting on my Graphgear 1000.

>>61564788
cat poison

>>61564900
holy shit fucking epic joke nice

>>61564920
cat dildos

>>61564788
Some thick cotton rope and tubes to coil it around and place those near places it tries sharpens its claws on.

>>61557768
Looks good, might pick it up for my K7XX

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Do you think that they will honor it?

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https://www.helputao.com/Product/537585007533

>>61565364
no

>>61565518
does it come with the cute grill with cute feet?

Any good usb SD reader? Some anon posted one and people said it was shit.

>>61564807
Yeah, pretty much. The only difference is the lead mechanism is made of brass instead of plastic like the rotring.

>>61565364
link?

>>61566020
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tastelikedog/32505851147.html

>>61557292
There's two tips, ones attached and the other is a dummy tip that can be magnetically attached to the pen. Easy

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Really made me hmmmm...
http://www.sohu.com/a/131366628_479634

>>61564207
What's that add-on?

>despatched to overseas for a month now
Singpost shouldn't be allowed to exist.

>>61562503
They do have official Lineage support though...

>>61567452
hmmm now I question your pic

>>61557587
>>61557603
>>61557625
>>61557768
Link? Hows the sound quality?

Also hope yer Kitters is ok. Just lost one myself due to old age and have another one with a reoccurring abscess right on his asshole. Weve got him on meds, but its coming back again.

>>61560316
You wouldnt like the nuclear LED powercore im getting ready to build.

Thermaltake Core x9 case, riing fans, LED covered motherboard.

Case was way bigger than I thought it would be. Cant wait to blind the guys on the ISS when I turn it on for the first time.

>>61563039
FUCK, thats a good one. Id display that shit, dont give a fuck. Kick yourself my man, you missed out.

>>61563039
>>61562979
Questionable stuff tends to reappear for a few hours every couple of days. Check during chink nights between 5 PM and 1 AM GMT, it's the same with BFG recasts.

Any good but cheap smart watches?

>>61568148
Oukitel A28

>>61562979
>>61563039
freaking sweet

how much did it cost?

>>61568422
$55 bucks

Completely fair if you ask me

>>61568441
yeah that's great i'm seeing prices of $130+ for the same figure and it's out of stock

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>>61560312
I know Stick can't into perfect English but why does he talk like a goddamn retard?
I like the guy but it's getting to the point where he is unlistenable.

>>61568441
>>61568476
You could try to contact the seller directly.

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Need ideas of what to spend my money on. I'm into things like those Breaking Bad lego figures, or questionable stuff like that Hitler figurine. Basically shit that will amuse me and would make someone do a double take if they saw it.

>>61568553
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WW2-Classic-Assassination-Hitler-Axis-Head-of-State-Black-Widow-Model-Military-US-Army-Pilot-Soldier/32810592928.html

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>>61568589
In what alternate universe did an SJW assassinate Hitler?

>>61560775
What type of birds are these?

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>>61568553
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Building-Blocks-Super-Heroes-Funny-Figures-Donald-John-Trump-With-Two-Color-Hat-Simpson-Batman-Bricks/32801733626.html

>>61568553
Just be creative, "Nazi" is banned in search but try searching "German" or "Germany". You find all the same shit.

>>61565364
>>61566305
From the photo's It looks like real leather.

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>>61568649
this, including the feedback pics

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>>61568635
make csg china again

>>61568553
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50cm-Creative-Plush-Penis-Toy-Doll-Funny-Soft-Stuffed-Plush-Simulation-Penis-Pillow-Cute-Sexy-Kawaii/32821466369.html

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What are some chinkcore essentials for one who wishes to live the Chink life?

>>61568553
This is the search term for the worst things on Ali

*******NSFL*******
https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-memes.html?SortType=create_desc

>>61568781
>What are some chinkcore essentials for one who wishes to live the Chink life?
The entire Xiaomi product line

Hi /csg/, I need your wise advice.

I'm kinda lonely nowadays, and I'd like to get a masturbator for myself. I was thinking about an artificial vagina, or a tenga egg.

Is there anything you could advice me?

>inb4 "get a girlfriend you faggot"
sometimes it's good to be alone and good to masturbate yourself even though you have a gf.

>>61568807
sadpanda

3d women are deprecated.

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>>61568631
Cockatiels. I also have two parrotlets. They're a bonded pair and spend most of their time cuddling.

>>61568794
Anyway I can see this without the phonecases and t-shirts?

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Waiting-Plush-Toy-Zhdun-Meme-Tubby-Gray-Blob-Zhdun-Toy-Snorp-Plush-Doll-Toys-Pochekun-Homunculus/32822814604.html

>>61557947

A good person on 4chan, didn't think I would live to see that.

>>61568846
They removed the option for god knows what reason

>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Music-Poet-C-CUP-Silikone-Breasts-Crossdresser/32820409799.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.18.8IBmw5&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10068_10193_10194_9863_10308_10304_10137_10060_10302_10155_438_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_100031_10099_10103_10102_10101_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10180_10310_10182_10184_10078_10079_10073_10186_10120,searchweb201603_13,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=c650677e-2d36-4f40-aafc-5990b1f65cf9&algo_expid=b507a57d-4862-4973-9143-b72b55ed1df4-2&algo_pvid=b507a57d-4862-4973-9143-b72b55ed1df4

nice memes indeed

>>61568997

size is small like a child, more like tits 3 size. designed for Asian magic wand and not in the harsh Russian big powerful boa.

The customs experience is a nightmare

Does not fit. Holes are too small and too tight. I cannot use this product.

>>61568997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZYynOxscqE
Holy fucking shit what did I just watch

>>61568947
Bought one or those, its kinda impractical in the long run and a waste of money. Plus I don't want to have to put up with the slight bump on the back whenever I place my phone normally

>>61568997
>>61569065
Hopefully it contains deadly amounts of asbestos or some shit.

>>61568857
This is actually a legitimate Russian meme

anything i missed in the last month? any gud products?

>>61569073
>impractical in the long run and a waste of money
Depends on what you buy it for. My mom drops her phone often, and it seems like it could be an alright solution. Small investment, relative to the price of a phone.

>>61569123
new KZ headphones dropped, just ordered them yesterday

I bought a Zuk Z2 after reading this

https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/07/24/closure-zuk-com-forums-marks-end-zuk-brand/

Did I do good?

>>61568947
What am I looking at here?

>>61569141
Zuk isn't dead though lmao they're still updating zui and there's a new phone coming out soon.

>>61569141
Are you retarded? No you didn't do good.

>>61569168
How's your Samsung S8, Zuk CEO?

anyone got a recommendation for a good bluetooth dongle for wireless xbone controller that doesnt disconnect 24/7?
for PC obviously

>>61569141
why buy Zuk when Xiaomi exists?

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Got 2 of these chinkeypros, both seem to output ~2-2,5 Amps at 5.2V. Will this kill anything I were to charge with it?

>>61569480
Because fuck you Xiaomeme shills!

>>61569538
Immediately? No, it shouldn't unless the device is really poorly designed. It will degrade the battery noticeably quicker, though.

>>61569557
>I really showed that handful of people on the internet by buying a phone from a dead company

>>61569557
xiaomi is legit you retard, it's the zuk shill that's insufferable

>>61569580
Ah, that's a shame. Then as long as it doesn't have a battery and has decent protection it wouldn't really matter?

What are the current meme IEM? Had zircons before but they died after 2 or 3 months.

>>61569627
eiaosi x6

>>61569580
>>61569617

Charging is done by dedicated IC, there's no "protection" or whatever that means.

Just read datasheet for one of those and things will be much clearer for you.

>>61569663
>Just read datasheet for one of those and things will be much clearer for you.
Base Pajeet sharing his wisdom with us.

>>61569696

I'm slav.

http://www.ti.com/product/bq25600d/datasheet

>>61559738
Shiv yourself and you'll feel right.

Anyone bought chink ebook readers? Is it worth it or should I just buy one from the electronic store at few kilometres away from me?

>>61569717
>No protection
>"Protection" mentioned dozens of times in that datasheet
Really made me think.

>>61559738
Dont, I know your feels i had a bunch of those, to be precise butterfly knives and they all fell apart, they even cut themselves in the handler. They make good decoration tho.

>>61569663
>>61569717
Okay thanks, I meant like the protection for too high of a voltage.

>>61569740
>every fucking thread
No Chinese ereaders
China no e-ink friend
Buy used Kindle locally

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OH BABY

>>61569788
thanks man. I was too lazy to check the wiki for the 30th time.

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>>61569801
you better open these

>>61569785
Depending on where you're measuring the 5.2v it shouldn't be a problem. If you're plugging in one of those usb measuring thingies directly than it won't be a problem as you'd get a voltage drop with a cable.
Most things should have voltage regulation anyway. Anything with a charging circuit does. So you really won't be degrading the battery, unless the device can charge at different amperages, in which case you're trading a little bit of longevity for charging speed.

>>61569865
I'm using one of those usb measuring things right at the charger itself, but at the end of a cable it goes from 4,80V at 1A load to ~4,40V at 2A load. So I assume that's less dangerous to a point where I shouldn't worry about most items.

>>61568487
I think Stick sounds nervous. Comfy clearly has experience doing this before or something like it. He's completely comfortable talking into a mic and moving from serious to jokey at the right times. Maybe a guest with more podcast experience would be good?

>>61569583
Xiaomi shills are even more insufferable.

>>61569975
t. Zuk shill

>>61569979
t. Xiaomi shill

>>61569843
>too lazy
It should be greentexted in the OP along with an instruction to go to audiobudget for IEM recommendations so that this general can concentrate on what it does best, helping Comfy make money

>>61569928
Yeah, that's fine. Nothing to worry about.

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>>61569953
>He's completely comfortable talking into a mic
Not really. Comfy's said himself that he has to practice because if he speaks normally he stutters a lot or whatever some speech impediment. Stick on the other hand just says whatevers on his mind (which isn't a whole lot apart from countless "Umms", "Yeahs", "I don't really knows", and badly translated memes. That time where he just said THICC 15 times in a row comes to mind). That in combination with his terrible mic/shitty internet latency issues makes him unbearable as a podcast guest. If he paused and thought about what he's going to say before he attempts saying it, it would be much better. I'm going to lose my shit if I wait 2 weeks for the next podcast and it's Stick as the guest again.

>>61569975
there is nothing really wrong with xiaomi as long as the frequency bands suit your area/service providers. the overall quality of my mi5s plus is top tier, same quality or better than an iPhone that costs twice as much, the screen is excellent and in standard mode the colors look as accurate as my NEC pc monitor

>>61570060
Comfy has a speech impediment? wat, he sounds fine

I bought a $4 chinkshit nose-hair trimmer today. Only 2 more months of unkempt nostrils.

>>61570076
He talked about it in one of the podcasts that he has to concentrate on speaking slower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV31agfcOiE&t=371s

>>61570119
Link that shit dude. I'm getting tired of plucking mine one at a time.

A couple of months ago you guys were looking at plastic analog casio watch knockoffs
Did that ever pan out?

>>61570072
There is equally nothing really wrong with Zuk. The Z2 and Z2 Pro offer incredible value as budget "flagship" devices just like the mi5 and mi5s do.

>>61570149
>analog
>casio
WHY

>>61570148
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Nose-Hair-Trimmer-Nasal-Wool-Implement-Nose-Hair-Cut-For-Men-The-Black-Color/32497184555.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10139_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_438_10056_10055_10054_10310_10182_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051-10102,searchweb201603_2,ppcSwitch_2&btsid=3732409c-9db2-4260-b15e-44d3706ea740&algo_expid=19503a38-f123-4b1d-901d-10d105ff3d87-1&algo_pvid=19503a38-f123-4b1d-901d-10d105ff3d87

>>61570148
enjoy the trimmed nose dude
http://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/fmUJY7Q

>>61570149
Skmei watches turned out to be a good meme with better materials and build quality than real Casio watches. That's about all that's been found.

>>61570163
anesthesia

>>61570179
>>61570163
wait no how you say

aesthetics

>>61570179
>>61570195
Can you post an example. It's just I feel the square digital casios are aesthetic while (what I'm guessing are) round faced analog ones aren't.

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>>61569848
Okay boss, whatever you say

>>61570236
is that a fucking chink logitech clone?

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>>61570231
fuuck I do mean the square ones, always thought this type was the analog one.

Anyways I pretty much want to find this

> http://gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomi-mi-5x-price-miui-9-specifications-features-release-date-1729392

>Mi 5X
>SD625

REEEEEEE

>>61570291
>I thought this digital display was analog
/g/ - technology

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>>61570291
CUTE

>>61570307
The problem is commonly known as nu-/g/.

>>61570305
The last good Xiaomi phones were the redmi 4 prime and note 4/4x.

>>61570307
>>61570316
not actually from this board, I just come here for the chink thread every 4 months

>>61570291
>thought the most famous and best selling digital watch of all time was analog
I fucking hate this board so much

Has anyone got any experience with these Celeron N3450 laptops? They look pretty comfy.

>>61570348
I literally don't know how liquid crystal works, analog mechanisms don't seem like much of a stretch.

>>61570400
Anything involving electronics is digital
That's what the word means
analog is something like a grandfather clock where the hand moves in circular

Other than miband 2 what alternatives are there?
Are chink smart watches decent?

>>61570291
reeks of '90s. remember having one as a kid. I hate watches but if I had to wear one this would be it.

>>61570344
>>61570400
Fair enough. An analog mechanism uses little cogs that make shit physically rotate around to tell you the time, usually hands.
Digital displays use a matrix of tiny goblins to paint liquid crystal numbers onto a screen.

>>61569979
Zuk has been officially terminated by Lenovo, there is no more zuk phone anymore.

There is no zuk shill.

>>61557745
How the fuck do you make a digital quartz movement that fucking inaccurate?

>>61570481
low quality crystal plus no qc

>>61570433
>>61570450
ah I see,
I was under the impression that the liquid crystal was some sort of magnetic system(which I associate with analog) since it kinda has that look

>>61570438
Oukitel A28/A58

Amazing that Techtablets has 100,000 subscribers on (((youtube))). So many chink shit buyers out there

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>>61570438
Used Pebble

>post arrives
>no chinese shopping packages 2 days in a row

Starting to get withdrawal symptoms. Recommend me some extremely cheap shit I can order to fill the void until I next need/want something proper.

Any of you dudes bought a kodi box from China? Looking for something to plug my external into and watch shit on for the downstairs TV.

Got some new shit gonna wait for new thread before posting

>>61571031
That's still 40 posts away

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>>61571048
true fuck it gonna post now. Got these from banggood. Arrived pretty early i must say.

>>61570987

You need to get some good reviews from anons here to make sure you get a decent model. I bought one on impulse and it's absolute shit.

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>>61571070
works on os x but of course i dont recommend them if you are looking to speedrun or whatever. but they are very good imo and very cheap and fun to play with my bro.

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>>61571082
just gonna post these last pictures.

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>>61571097

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>>61571111
this is last and god bless those digits haha

>>61571111
Link?

>>61556895
How do I send chinkshit to Terry? I want to send him random junk but dunno how. I'm from outside of the US.
Terry A. Davis
8144 Sickle Ln, Las Vegas, NV 89128
1969

>>61571082
>>61571097
>>61571111
>>61571125

What phone/camera did you use for these pics?

How chinked am I?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Rear-Panel-Battery-Cover-Housing-Case-Replacement-for-Google-Nexus-6P-Black-/222144639197?hash=item33b8da30dd:g:e1EAAOSw5cRZEmpl

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>>61571145
https://www.banggood.com/SNES-USB-Famicom-Colored-Super-Nintendo-Controller-for-PCMAC-p-923100.html?rmmds=search
>>61571161
Iphone 4S (pic related) still clean because i use a screen protector and works great. (wish i didnt update my IOS but shit happens lol)

>>61571156
Add his address on AliExpress and buy as normal.

Have a LiitoKalla Lii-202 charger, do I select 1A or 0.5A charge mode for my 18650 battery? Surely 1A will be faster, Because on the back it says if I run 1A mode it will be usig DC 5V, but the battery has 4.2V charging voltage, so too large? It's Panasonic NCR18650B

>>61571245
I'm dumb, it says 4.2V 1000mA too just with x2, as in it can charge two batteries at once.

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>>61571156
Send him this
http://s.aliexpress.com/aq2Af2mu

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http://www.gearbest.com/soldering-supplies/pp_282388.html
Anyone know if those masks are any good?

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Anyone know where to find these?

Looks like copy of some brand name tool, it was listed on ali and just like every other counterfeit got removed quite fast and I can't find it anymore.

Chuwi Hi12 Windows 10 tablet available for $209.99 / 182€ with the coupon Chi12

https://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_592783.html

>>61571339
Search "multitool pliers" on Ali.

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>>61554728
What mic is that? What's the quality like?

>>61570121
huh never would have guessed

best chick flac player?

>>61571691
Xiaomi phone with Snapdragon built-in DAC

>>61571328
Don't have one, but I wouldn't trust cheap chinkshit to protect my eyes.

I'm looking to get some IEMs that I can just use whenever i'm staying at work late, unforunately my usual DT770s are a bit too bulky to pull off and not look obnoxious.
Anything cheap that has a good balanced sound, but can otherwise cope with them having more bass.

>Want a Mi5s
>Only available colours are Gold

>>61571939
Chinks seem to have pretty similar taste as slavs in that regard.
>Gold or other garish colour > white > black
Simply disgusting, especially if they don't clean the devices regularly.

>>61571969

Why is then that you have to pay extra for black?

Had to pay $20 to get gray redmi 4, gold one is the cheapest.

>>61571245
The higher the amperage the more wear on the battery. Probably doesn't matter much though.

>>61571984
>Why is then that you have to pay extra for black?
Least number produced while most desired by western customers. A perfect chance to extort more money from whitey.

>>61571328
Some people at my school bought chink welding helmets. I think they were fairly happy with them. If you're doing serious shit consider doing some proper research.

>>61571969
I can get the silver from from Ali, but it's the 128GB version which I don't need at all

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>>61571939
so? just cover it with a nice case like mine?

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>>61571939
>>61572060

same. Seems we have to wait for a Redmi 5 with a SD660 or the Mi6 to come down in price a bit

>wait for Mi6 price to come down
>only gold-blue version available

>>61572119
>He fell for the Redmi pajeet leak

>>61572118
What's the case?

>>61562979
Where can I buy one?

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>>61572201
element solace case for mi 5s
don't know if Aliexpress are still selling that dank shit..shit was cash tho

>>61571070
>muh garbage-tier ergonomics
>muh nostalgia

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My R4 gold from ali arrived today (surprisingly quickly, seems to have used an express service). Works all good, used it to hack my 3DS and am now loading it up with all sorts of goodies.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/R4-Video-Game-Cartridge/32797960171.html

Now just waiting for my redmeme note 4 :'(

>>61572462
It sounds like you are the one who is mad, anon.

>>61572583
guy that triggered him here

to be fair, I was mad, too, all those years ago when I first touched an N64 banana controller

Thank God that Sony and Microsoft learned from all these past, mediocre controllers how to make excellent controllers properly suited to human hands.

Freaking Nintendo has taken longer to figure out how to do things right.

So, I'm going to sell my samsung galaxy tab 3 shit since it can't even play 1080p cartuns, should I go for for teclast or chuwi?
(this are the only bands avaiable for "national" shipping on ali)

Has anyone bought a whetstone? What would you guys recommend?

>>61570246
I think it's real maybe idk

>>61570433
>Anything involving electronics is digital
All quartz watches involve electronics, even the analog ones. It's only the mechanical (winding) ones that are strictly electronics-free. Also the term "digital" refers to binary, not electricity.

>>61573241
Actually I'm a moron, digital (in the world of watches) just refers to the fact that the time is displayed in discontinuous digits.

>>61572972
get oil to go with one, too

>>61573414
activated almond oil <------

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What are some good chink speaker amps?
I just have an old set of speakers and I wanna use them.
I was looking into pic related(breeze audio something), anyone know something about this thing?

>>61568807
Your hands will do just fine, all things break at some point but the hand will be there till the end

>>61569131
Fair enough, my only complaint is that it has to be on a permanent position to hold onto or if your planning on watching something and you have to view it in a certain angle.
Can't really do much but it should be good enough for what it's intended

>>61569151
Phone ring holder, you stick it in the back of your phone and slide your finger to get a grip on it. Or you can use it as a stand when watching something.

>>61573492
Comfy reviewed it positively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg

>>61572892
>(this are the only bands avaiable for "national" shipping on ali)
? I thought most ali shops ship worldwide.
Just get Redmi Note 4 Global.

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Chink camera anon.
Ali just want more video uploaded like the seller.


3 out of my 11 Ali parcels have arrived.
Shrink-wrap, resistors and some of sockets.
All well packaged but the resistors don't have their values marked.

Will list other packages to come if interested.

>>61573830
>values not on resistors
That's what the colored bands are for.

>>61573850
Haven't learnt the colour bands yet, I'm trying to learn them and in the mean time having the resistance written on the cardboard helps

>>61573830
Sorry, mean IC sockets

>>61573492
t. Comfy

>>61573905
It is an amazing coincidence how many unique visitors to this general are interested in the exact same esoteric things as Comfy.

>>61573975
speaker amplifiers are esoteric interests?

>>61573809
>>61573905
>>61573975
Actually I just saw comfy's video and was looking for more info on this amp.

Sorry for late dear friend, dont dispute please. I send out new thread before reach page 10 >>61574005
>>61574005
>>61574005
>>61574005

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>>61574011
>dont dispute please

LOL

>>61572719
Kys cunt.