>spill cum in keyboard >both ctrl keys stop working but

>stop drinking cum
problem solved

>>61500344
>spill cum
what did he mean by this

op broke the laws of physics
https://www.uni-bonn.de/Press-releases/atoms-can-be-in-two-places-at-the-same-time

>>61500726 That he is a mac user.

>>61500344
You broke the matrix

>>61500344
next time freeze it and make it into ice cream

>>61500344
EZ, spilling it in one it thinks it's always held, pressing the other won't undo this

>>61500344
>Boyfriend spills cum in my butt and now I'm gay
How did this happen?

>>61500344

You should have mixed with Fanta so you can lie to the repair shop to clean and repair you diaper porn machine while keeping your dignity.

>>61501625
>not trotting into the repair shop like you own the place forcing minimum wage workers to clean your cum stained shitposting machine
pathetic
you'll never be an alpha