ITT: divide /g/ into classic rpg/fantasy classes. I figure wizard

Mac OSX: Dwarves, obsessed with shiny things. But despite universal discrimination, they actually make quality shit that works. Their women have beards.

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>>61361831

>>61361874

dwarf is a race, not a class you fucking nerd.

races:
>dwarf
>gnome
>elf

Classes:
>warrior
>barbarian
>ranger
>thief
>necromancer

etc

>>61361831
rogues: script kiddie, smokes weed, constantly shitposts, calls himself a hacker

>>61361831
Fucking frogposter, gb2/b.

>>61362265
>warrior
>barbarian
>ranger
>thief
Apple
>necromancer

>>61362317
>Fucking frogposter
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT'S A GODDAMN TOAD!

>>61361831
>Merchant
Uses Mac because he's rich,
is part of every social network,
posts in gpu threads taking the side of whoever is doing better economically,
also visits /biz/,
deals with crypto currency,
jewish

Haruspex. Goes everywhere with a spear, knows where to strike to deal maximum damage, all the vital points of a human body. Loves to penetrate people with his spear.

>>61361831
Barbarian: Unironically uses old windows because that is the only OS he understands. Everything, including the wallpaper is stock. Types with 2 fingers.

Shaman. The most badass class. While druids can talk to nature(plants, pussy ass animals etc), shamans control the most powerful and destructive aspects of nature such as fire and lightning and even can shift huge ass tides. Always in a state of trance and seeing spirits.

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>>61361831
Maybe ill understand technology more if i view it as a magick spell

>>61361831
>Cleric
Religiously believes software should be free.
Member of the FSF.
Contributes to the Linux kernel.
Uses Emacs and follows the Church of Emacs.
Enlightenment Desktop Environment.
Favorite Programming languages: Lisp and HolyC.

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>>61363329
install source mage.

The way you install software is by casting spells.
Summoning downloads software sources.
The repository of "spells" is called a grimoire.

All this magic is implemented in bash.

>>61362265
>dwarf is a race, not a class you fucking nerd.

I suspect some deep denial or rather wry irony.

>>61363420
based...

i have a dragon dildo does this make me a wizard

>>61363894
Are you gay be my bf
Im a musclebear uwu

>>61363908
how much cum do you produce
im only in it for the cum

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>>61361831
Healer - Always has a Bootable USB with OS of choice and/or virus removal shit on keychain.

>Paladin
Is Terry and no one else.

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>>61363894
yes

>>61363940
I have a 4 inch dick

>>61361831
/r9k/ may have made pepe fucking cancer but this downs pepe is funny

>>61364175
too small

i need at least 8 inches

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>>61363420
my nigga

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>>61361831
>Knight
Uses Debian/SLES in hardened configuration only to shitpost anime in /flg/ and knows how to get actual shit done

>>61361831
Necromancer: Has small SSD on laptop, stores all data and backups on a remote RAID home server setup.