JESUS FUCKING CHRIST "Glued together desktop die"

Says the comapny using mayonaise for heat transfer

>>61336840
Please tell me it's a troll presentation. Did Intel hire middle schoolers from /g/ for its PR department?

>>61336939
https://www.computerbase.de/bildstrecke/78687/

Here's the rest of them. Most of them are relatively normal (by Intel standards).

>>61336939
I hope to god it's real

Forgot the link
https://www.overclock3d.net/news/cpu_mainboard/intel_resorts_to_dirty_marketing_during_their_skylake_sp_xeon_launch/1

>>61336840
AMD rekt

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>>61336939

Its a piece of modern art anon

>>61337043
Thank you based AMD beard guy. https://twitter.com/AMDRyzen/status/885153186155311104

>>61337043
>>61337043
Oh shit

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>>61336840
>Intel truly is finished
SHUT UP

>>61337043
What the fuck I never saw any Ryzen on the deals list. Oh well, I still bought one anyway.

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>>61336840
>Here, Intel are telling us how much better for the customer it is to be hard-locked to Intel's ecosystem for virtualization, since "VMs running on Intel Xeon processor compute pools can only live migrate to other Intel VM Pools". It's like they're saying "just imagine the amount of work you'll have to migrate these to AMD. Better remain with us."
Intel is finished. PR this bad.

Analysis of Intel's ridiculous PR release.
>https://www.techpowerup.com/235092/intel-says-amd-epyc-processors-glued-together-in-official-slide-deck

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>>61337124
>cloud of company names
Fun game: Find companies in there that ARE NOT RISC-V foundation members.

Intel's got so many friends, everybody wants to run away from intel :^)

>>61337124
>Muh games!
Wait, this is Intel's official stance? Oh God, this is hilarious.

>>61337043
wacky amd beard guy is actually doing a good job, makes amd feel comfy

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>>61337902
LMAO
For Intel to be this desperate.

>>61337902
Holy shit this is funny. Can't believe Intel actually thought this was a good idea. They could have made a compelling argument about higher potential core count, Intel compilers, the various extra bits they make (xpoint, the knights cards, so on and so forth) and a whole lot else but instead they resort to childish name calling.

>>61338184
>stay with intel, or else!
Is something that kinda worked for them in the athlon64/opteron days, and with desktop computer OEMs.
The problem is that, in the present days, it doesn't just fail to work, but does them more harm than good.

Anyone working in the professional fields and know their shit regarding technology will see through this nonsense. People would setup and administer data centers and the like will be looking at this and laughing their asses off right now.

Sounds like Intel is marketing server chips into kiddos. Damn it Intel

>>61336939
You realize the executives this will be targeted to will likely not be computer or technical people.

>>61341829
CTOs are just going to laugh at it, though.

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>>61336840
JEWTEL IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

JEWTELFAGS CONFIRMED ON SUICIDE WATCH

HOW CAN JEWTEL FAGS EVER RECOVER?