>buried my phone in the beach sand so that it would stay cool while i was blasting some kanye in my ears
why didnt you tell me g
>>61291945
We presumed, apparently incorrectly, that it was one of those things that we shouldn't have to tell you.
Since you needed to be told about sand in your phone, I should mention that you shouldn't stick your hand in a running garbage disposal, and you shouldn't play in power lines.
>>61291945
Look both ways before crossing the road
Don't drink and drive
Never put your hand anywhere you wouldn't put your willy