>Single Responsibility Principle >Open/Closed Principle

>>61256450
>>Single Responsibility Principle
Sound as an aspiration
>>Open/Closed Principle
Not fit for real world
>>Liskov Substitution Principle
Too stupid to understand implications
>>Dependency Inversion
Dependency injection? Sound.
>>Don’t repeat Yourself
Very sound

>>61257063
Dumbass

>>61257237
That's the only thanks I ever got. Why are people so fucking ungrateful?

>big data
>revolutionary blockchain technology
>made with cofee and love

>>61257303
>made in california with pride

>>61257063
What does that have to do with sound?

>>61256450
They sounds solid to me.

>>61257382
Dumbass

>>61257464
What sound do solids make and how is it relevant?

>>61257382
>>61258323

The word 'sound' has more than one meaning.
It does not mean only the vibration of air through your eardrums.

>blast processing

>not giving variables arbitrary one to three character names

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>event driven architecture

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>structured programming
>workplace manners

>web development

>Object oriented programming

>>61258366
A real programmer would have declared the meaning of the word before using it.

>functional programming
All programming is functional. If it wasn't then people wouldn't be using it baka

>>61258586
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>>61257063
>Liskov Substitution Principle
It's just like, interfaces and shit and if two objects of a different type have the same interface they should both work properly when being replaced with each other. No?

> Dependency Inversion
Pretty much the spring-core framework.

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> Domain Driven Design

> Event Sourcing

> Message passing

> DevOps

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>Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!

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>deployment story

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>Velocity

>>61258839
It's in the standard library

>agile

>Forward-deployed Engineers

>open-plan office

>>61256450
>Single Responsibility Principle

Works for functional programming, not POO.

> Open/Closed Principle

Absolutely retarded and devoid of fundament.

The other three rules are good advice tho.