My sister is a typical normie when it comes to tech, and is fucking

kill yourself newfag

>>61191555
thread

I got all my friends hooked up with thinkpads and they're all happy I saved them money. Get one for you sister. If she ends up disappointing, tell her this is the best choice for someone who's incapable of taking care of his belongings.

>>61191521
anon just get her an old macbook.
Look thinkpads are by far the best windows based laptops, but macbooks are still the best laptops for school work.

>>61191724
How so? Vast majority of important shit runs on both and the majority of the remainder is Windows only.

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>>61191521
At least get her one of these or a yoga if she wants to write notes using her laptop. Still pretty cheap at less than 700 bucks and it's still a thinkpad.

https://youtu.be/qFnrrQCmg8k

>>61191724
>She needs a laptop for med school because the kikes who made the exam software require windows.

It's like you can't even read, anon.

>>61191521
>My sister is a typical normie
>cannot solve a system of differential equations
>unable to read sheet music
>types at a rate less than 100 words per minute
>does NOT own a personal home server
>UNABLE to use a smith chart
>has listened to less than 2,000 albums
oh so you mean she's a normie peasant just like her autistic brother (read: (You) )?

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>>61191521
>I'm leaning towards a t420
Retard, get her something good.

Get her a Macbook Pro with Retina display and Emoji bar and put a Windows VM on there.

Her friends will make fun of her otherwise.

>>61192027
you are so far detached from the real world that I don't even feel like making fun of you; your life is already a joke

>>61191882
>dinosaur laptop
what did it mean by this?

>>61192189
computer looks old

some dumbass told me the same thing about my T420
>"haha that laptop is a dinosaur bro!"
>2011 bitch, which makes it newer than your 2009 macbook pro
>better stats too
does not bring it up anymore

>>61192090
Rekt

>>61191521
you have done a good deed by displeasing the roastie.

May my words bring you much luck

>>61191521
Get her something from Lenovo's Education line (like a Yoga 11e). They're made to survive middle schoolers abusing the fuck out of them.

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>>61191882
Reminder

>>61191521
get her something in between, like hp acer dell, and make sure is light weight. even x220t is heavy as fuck to carry around.

>>61191555
>>61191565
>>61191615
Samemacfag

>>61192353
so she's a camwhore now? and tries to justify it?

fucking god damnit

>>61192353
>>61192434
Who is that?

>>61192488
The whore that hates thinkpads and ended up becoming nothing.

Don't buy her a T420, those things are bricks. Get her a **50 like the T450s. I sort of wish that my X220 would die already so that I can justify upgrading, but I know it won't.

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>>61192574
What did you become anon? Apart from an kissless virgin faget, of course.

>>61191856
Lol

>>61192812
I can only assume he is someone that knows proper grammar

>>61191521
>I got put in charge of picking out a laptop for her birthday, so naturally she is going to be getting a thinkpad.
kek'd

>>61191521
>Has anyone on this board done something similar (buying a thinkpad for their normie family members
I nuked XP from my parents' machine and forced them to use Xubuntu. Also convinced my brother a thinkpad was the best laptop he could get

>>61191521
She can buy her own damn computer herself. No reason for you to be involved.

Are you fucking retarded? She doesn't need an SSD nor more RAM. Fucking idiot, kill yourself.

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>>61192353
I love how someone got so rustled by that tweet they rummaged through her feed to find tweets to discredit her.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is your typical chinkpad owner.

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Get serious OP.
A t420 isn't THAT much stronger.

Go big.
http://m.ebay.com/itm/Getac-B300-X-Rugged-Core-i7-2GHz-4GB-RAM-Backlit-Keyboard-Laptop-Notebook-B300X/252076963499

>>61191521
get a blog normie faggot

>>61195218
hahah dude please go with that thing

>>61191521
dumb frogposter

If you want portability get a x230 with IPS screen, put a nice SSD and you're good to go.
>because the kikes who made the exam software require windows
So she's not expecting a $2000 apple laptop at all, since MacOS isn't windows.

>>61196484
macOS*

also bootcamp isn't difficult to use

>>61191882
now let's agree that the screen on the T420 SUCKS
worse screen I've ever used. period.
Some kind of replacement glossy IPS display would be heaven, even if in the same resolution. damn.

>>61196491
Okay you got me there.
I still find it stupid to get a macbook with the intention of running windows in it. Just because other laptops will have much better hardware for the price.

>>61196558
it kinda is dumb desu, and your battery life is basically cut in 1/2 on windows vs macos

>>61196558
macOS is infinitely superior to shitdows anyway, Bootcamp is for necessity more than anything. I'd say use a ThinkPad dualbooting Linux and Windows, but a lot of software required in college is available on macOS anyway.

The single biggest issue as far as I'm concerned is that Apple is ruining their fucking laptop hardware with gimmicky bullshit.

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>>61191521

>>61196661
>I'd say use a ThinkPad dualbooting Linux and Windows, but a lot of software required in college is available on macOS anyway
or use a T420 with linux, windows and macos

macos runs surprisingly well on the t420 and x220 with almost the same battery life than on windows and linux, the only thing that doesn't work is the mute mic button and the sd card reader

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>>61195218
>it has minor to moderate scratches

>normie normie normie
>stacy
>frog
>underage family problems
go back to where you came from

Get her a toughbook instead

>9 ips
>48 posts
>>>/reddit/

>>61192488
she's fat, don't bother

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>>61191521
Louis did a good job on your computer dude.
https://youtu.be/nBvfJ0EHtcY

>>61191856
>>types at a rate less than 100 words per minute
Are there people that can seriously maintain that speed for more than a couple minutes? What is it, like 5 characters per word + space * 100 wpm = 600 keypresses a minute; 10 keypresses a second. Most of the time I can't even think that fast.

post your sisters feet

>>61191521
Chromebook

>>61191521
Thinkpads are the best but because they are the opposite of macbooks.

She won't be happy with a Thinkpad if she wants the opposite of a Thinkpad.

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>>61191812
>sealed battery
>laptop

>>61191521
Are you looking for something that will last, or something that will get her through her requirements. Judging her history of laptop abuse, I would just get her a cheap laptop with 4gigs of ram and an 1st gen i3 with Windows 7 on it for 100 bucks. Even if she needs a new laptop every year for 4 years, you're still coming out ahead.

>>61197510
This. Get her a shitty Vaio for 100-150. It'll look like a Macbook, and run the family 600 bucks for 4 years. She's gonna drive it into the ground, anyways

Something like this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sony-Vaio-VPCEH11FX-Intel-Core-I3-2-20GHz-320-GB-HD-15-6-Laptop-Customized/201971900311?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45041%26meid%3D5c0c29b815b346a3b64a680a5bbc2f51%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D112461373731

>>61197637

It doesn't really matter what you get. Family called me as a last ditch attempt before they threw their laptop in the bin and got a new one.

Bit older, but i7, 8gb ram, 7200, Windows 10. For web browsing. Bit of spyware or some shit was eating up the CPU usage, took two minutes to fix. They were going to throw it in the trash and spend $600+ on a new one.

>>61197682
I would have let them, then asked if you could try to fix up the old one so that you could sell it online.

You could have gotten 300 bucks for 2 minutes of work. But again, if she's just wanting something that looks like a macbook while running Windows 7, you can get a old Vaio for like 100 bucks. She's gonna fuck up her laptop anyways, so why go expensive?

>>61191521

Hi OP, i have similar experience but my siblings are average-intelligent people (when dealing with tech) and do not crap on computer.

I usually let my older computer go to my family.

My sister is currently using my X230.

My brother will be receiving my W520.

I like to think I am giving my faithful ThinkPads, who served me well, a calm and easy end of life, running Office stuff and Google chrome.

>>61191521
Educate your goddamn retarded sister and teach her the value of things and not bring her fucking laptop to the bathroom.
Tell her to buy a second hand thinkpad herself.

>>61191521
Why do you post photos of your sisters when you create threads about hardware and post photos of hardware when you create threads about your sisters?

>>61196661
Oh look. The macfag thinks it's superior. How quaint.

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>>61197954

>in med school
>retarded

>>61191521
You dumb fucking faggot, just get any fucking laptop you dumb fuck. Why do you go all fucking out for her? Buying a think pad and shit. Are you guys fucking or something? I never understood uni fags and their autism. JUST get a fuckin laptop and don't break it!

>>61198107
What's wrong with fucking your sister?

>>61198098
There's such thing as being smart-stupd.

>>61198575

Meh in the end she'll be pulling a $250+k salary and the OP will be good at picking laptops.

>>61191521
Bait

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>Getting your sister a Thinkpad
" ew, what a loser!"

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>>61191812
>still a thinkpad

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I found the perfect desktop for OP's sister!

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>>61198538
Inbred detected

Is that pepe bios boot true or photoshop?

>>61198655
True, chinkpad lets you customoise the byos screen

applefag here

seriously with the way she treats it, whats wrong with getting her a chinkpad?. I wouldn't buy an expensive apple product for someone like that.

However you could at least try to get a laptop that doesn't look like pure autism tier (hard for thinkpads I know)

>>61198670
all you have to do is remove the gay ass stickers on thinkpads and replace the meme buttons with different colors

>>61192220
>Hey man hows it going, man that laptop looks old as shit my man haha
>2011 fuck you reeee it sbetter than your macbook

>does not bring it up anymore
Yeah I bet you showed him

>>61196676
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61193226
>birthday
you fucks never read

>>61198648
dumb frogposter

>>61191521
Dude FFS, show her some love.
Buy the nice girl a nice sleek Mac.
Seriously they are so good these days and have so many features, that Steve™ himself will rise out of the Mac™Book™ and approach your wifu sister to pleasure her.
He now comes with the VibraTouch™ feature that seamlessly pleasures your siss's puss bean.
The Threefinger® Swipe™ can now be used to train the Steve™ to touch her the way You want her to be touched.
The iPen™ which now comes prebuilt into the Steve™'s crotch is now both bigger and ribbed with advanced AI features that can make your sissy's pussy gates open in an instant.
You can remotely monitor all her Moist™ adventures with the one touch access to the iCloud™ which now stores all the smells and tastes of her sweet sweet pussy juice everytime she interacts with the Steve™.

>>61198734

So get her a bog standard thinkpad, explain to her the windows thing and move on.

I'd hold off on the disappointment and rage thing when she's going to be a doctor in family reunions and you're going to be what exactly?

>>61198767
a pajeet really spent time typing all of this out

>>61191812
>still a thinkpad

W520 checking in.

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Incest thread?

My sister looked kinda like pic related as a teen. Once she sat on my lap while I fixed the computer for her or something.

>>61198767
Kekked

>>61198889
Did she also fix something of yours?

>>61198889
And it only took 63 replies to derail

>>61198591
you mean in the end she'll work for 4 years, marry someone she met through work, get fat and then stay at home and watch TV all day.

>>61198900
No she made me do stuff for her and at her expense because she wanted to be treated like a princess.

Once I remote accessed her computer and found her "diary" file and it had stuff written about the boys she liked. I think she might've had something about me because there was something vague concerning a random nameless boy and I wonder if she didn't name him for some reason. But I don't know.

Today she won't let me near her computers because she is probably worried I'll do something to find stuff on them. She doesn't know that you really truly can't hack into Apple stuff that's password protected and I only got into her old windows laptop back in the day because it was some vista shit that had sharing on by default.

>>61198889
We /incest/ bread now bois

>>61198951

Yes she'll spend 5/6 years at med school, 3/4 as a resident, 3+ to specialise just to get fat and watch TV

>>61198957

Wow she's worried that the anon who snooped through her computer might snoop through her computer again, she's a princess for wanting a new laptop and what are you for going through your sisters personal shit?

>>61199030
no, she'll spend 1 semester in med school, change majors to journalism or history for 2, then drop out and work for 4 years in a starbucks

>>61199060
No, she will drop out because she loves me too much, we fuck everday. It's the best! I love sucking on her puss.

>>61199030
>she's a princess for wanting a new laptop and what are you for going through your sisters personal shit?
Where the fuck did you get this shit from? You confused me with someone else + didn't even read.

>>61198767
Kek

>>61199083
world of warcraft

>>61199086

Click the link above the reply, it shows who they're quoting, and in this case:

>Once I remote accessed her computer and found her "diary" file and it had stuff written about the boys she liked. I think she might've had something about me because there was something vague concerning a random nameless boy and I wonder if she didn't name him for some reason. But I don't know.

>>61198951
Maybe she's a really nice person /g/ and maybe if we asked nicely she'll let us lick her armpit.

>>61199125
Yes but I never mentioned her wanting a new laptop or used princess as an insult so quite frankly learn to read

>>61199139

>No she made me do stuff for her and at her expense because she wanted to be treated like a princess.

wow you're le troll

>>61199165
Learn english pajeet
Also you have to be 18 or older to browse this website

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>>61192353

There is honestly no human being worse than your average cam whore with unwarranted self-importance.

For example, they honest to god don't think they are by definition whores.

Actually scratch that. People that pay these literal whores hundreds of moneys for vageen flash and for sucking on dildoes probably are up there at the level of pathetic they exude.

>>61199528

God I hate Lana Rain and her following.
She's the poster child of glorified cosplay porn.
SHE ISN'T EVEN SUCKING ON REAL DICK, why are you paying her money for her little dog and pony show?

"The living Hentai"
Fuck off.

What annoys me more than camwhores is people actually give them the attention and god forbid money. The feminists are right, the male gender needs a good purge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ

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>>61199562

I really wish I was a woman.
I'd have thirsty beta orbiters surrounding me in droves.
I'd have my life made for and live forever as a NEET.

>>61199596
Yeah but you'd literally be a stacey so is it worth it? Still true though, women have it so easy and they still have the nerve to compain.

>>61191521
>giving a thinkpad to a woman

what a waste

stop being a cuck

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>>61196676
Not clicking that shit again..

>>61196688
>the only thing that doesn't work is the mute mic button
god i'd hate to have learned that the hard way

>>61191828
Bootcamp, faggot

>>61195218
I used those in the army. Hated carrying them around, but they never failed.

>>61202885
No shit shercock

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>>61195218
A friend of mine uses a Panasonic Toughbook CF-19. and lugs it around with him everywhere he goes. Shit will never break or quit on him. He swears by it and works on updating the internals regularly. Great machine, from I can tell.
Imagining OP's whore sister using a Getac or a Toughbook is hilarious, though. I'm sure she would perpetual shudder at the thought of others' critiquing her laptop. Such is the way of the self-conscious normie Stacy.

>>61192353
So, um, post nudz plox

>>61192353
>No shame in being a camwhore
>However, let me shame the people paying me

Just fuck your sister until she learn to take care of her shit or becomes so addicted to your cock that she drops out of school and doesn't need a laptop anymore.

>>61198098
>not disliking med fags

>>61198625
nigga are you running arch on yr phone ? thats super cool

>>61192353
>kenzo
wtf i hate redmi note 3 pro now

>>61191521
Lol wtf man, just get her a cheap refurbished $100 dollar netbook with some Atom or APU shit, it is more than enough for their needs.

A Mac is a waste of money and they DO NOT deserve a Thinkpad, they will in no way appreciate it, ever.

>>61209575
of course he is, mobile phones have 8GB RAM and sandybridge x64 processors, and the hostname "x220t" for sure doesnt tell anything!

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Holy shit this thread is still alive. I got her a T450 for $400 off ebay.

To the guy in this thread who said there is a thing as retarded smart, you are correct. My sister is literally retarded about most things in life but also pulled a 4.0 undergrad gpa and got into a good med school.

Thanks for the help /g/ I couldn't have done it without you.

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>>61209740
>T450 for $400 off ebay
>mfw when I spent $160 on a T60 for studying (myself) and I get the exact same results

>>61209740
also then there are retarded betas, and you are one of them

>>61209740
>>61209777
Trips confirm.

I'd rather get a cheaper Thinkpad or elitebook that could hold me over for a few years until I could buy a P50.

The T450 has the shitty hinges.

>>61192353
>Matches the sky
Wheneveri see dumbfucks like these, especially feminists, im imaging myself protecting my own little world in 40 years with a riffle and fence from these people

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>>61191812
Sorry, I should have said "still a thinkpad, you autistic fuck"