>breaks into your room >formats your computer's drives

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>install gentoo of course

>>61131499
After he leaves I embrace the botnet again.

know enough of RMS lore to remember he can't install linux himself

restore my backups and move on with my life.

Get that systemd cuckboi shit off my laptop or I'm posting your photo on Facebook and Instagram

>>61131499
>installs Parabola GNU/Linux-libre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

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>>61131499
My filesystem is licensed under the CDDL.
What will he do to it?

>>61131530
LMAO!

>>61131499
Do a bare metal restore of last night's incremental backup from my NAS.

Write a sternly worded email to RMS for making me download 100s of GBs of games and shit again since I only take a full image backup of the drive with my operating system partition.

>>61131563
guhNOO slash linUCKS

>>61131499
Call the cops on him for breaking into my house.

>>61131499
He'd never get that far. He'd be too distracted by the pile of toenails and foot skin I keep on the corner of my battle station.

>>61131499
>Laugh because X.org will be broken after install.
>Wipe drive, re-install Fedora.

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>>61131499
Reinstall Debian.
>FSF has a bitch fit because default Debian repos contain non-free software
>decides that because of it Debian is non-free
>has basically send the message that all GNU/Linux users are too dumb to decide whether or not to install certain packages
Fuck the FSF. The only useful software they'll endorse is Libreboot, but even that will always be inferior to Coreboot because is makes you use GRUB as the only payload and support is half assed on some models. They're hypocrites because they'll tell you that it's great to use Trisquel on a laptop with a non-free BIOS but oh no, can't use a phone running AOSP or Lineage OS even with an open source Qualcomm Aboot! Fuck the FSF. I hate those pretentious, out of touch cunts.

>>61131499
I wonder how he did it when my bios is password protected.

B-but that's what I already use!

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>>61131499
Ask him why he just reinstalled the OS I allready run.

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>>61131499
>Implying Stallman knows how to install Linux

>>61131499
The most offensive thing about this useless shitpost is that you misspelled "personal"

>>61132336
lurk more

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>>61132336
here you go newfriend

>>61131499
be really mad because I have a couple of TBs of animu porn and no backup.

Tell him I loved Tim and Eric

Go out with Richard for some free beers and write gnu on the tab

>>61131499
Stallman is love, Stallman is life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0

>>61131499

write add-ons using the webextensions API to replace non-free Javascript on common websites

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/collections/NateN1222/librejs-compatibility-add-ons/edit/#addons-edit

>>61132314

implying he gives a fuck

he isn't an unsaveable autist like torvalds

Stallman was the best in the OS game for a while, then he got bored with it and moved on to bigger and better shit

>>61132886
Torvalds isn't an autist, he just knows his shit and is prideful.

As for Stallman, the FSF has moved onto even worse shit.

>>61132918

The FSF and GNU are immensely important

He smells of the posterior of a donkey

Sincerely say, "Thank you!"

>>61131563
>"beginners shouldn't install Operating Systems"
>64 year old "programmer"
>"I never installed GNU/Linux"
How? There's an installer that does it all for you, you only need to boot a CD. I installed my first Operating System when I was 7 years old because all the PCs came with install disks instead of pre-imaged drives. Had to do it a ton of times because Windows was a buggy piece of viruses.

>>61132074
You forgot to rice your i3 colors.

What can you do with libre hardware and software like Parabola?

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Challenge him to a dance off.

>>61131499
Finally embrace freedom.

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>>61131499
Thank him for getting the drivers to work. There's no libre drivers on my computer

>>61131605
Implying he wouldnt just eat it

>>61131499
sudo rm -rf /

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>>61131499
>implying he can get physical access
good luck, I'm behind 7 locked doors.

>>61131499
Smash his head with non-free baseball bat

>>61131499
>installs Parabola GNU/Linux-libre
>on a Chromebook with MediaTek MT8173C

>>61134724
SAVED

>>61131499
I format the main hard drive his brain runs on.

>>61131499
More like
>"Heh.,, nothin proprietary... kid..."

>>61131530
lmao are you serious? what a non tech cuck fag. probably hasnt written code since the 80s.

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Tell that fucker that Apache is a better license.

>>61136578
>believing some random faggot on /g/

Yeah I'm sure his libreboot yeelong just set itself up

>>61131563
He is just a lazy slob

>>61136608
That's not RMS, that's Alan Cox.

>>61136667
looks like stallman in a cuck hat to me

>>61136670
Nope. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Cox

>>61131530

>not having a team of personal assistants to install gnu/linux and pick out the finest foot cheeses for you

how is pleb life treating you

>>61136613
RMS admitted to having never installed a distro himself you retard. Don't blame others for your ignorance, you ignoramus.

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>>61131530

>>61136765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

(4 min in)
> The FSF is full of crazy bigoted people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKIZ7gJlRU

what the FUCK does shit stain Linus mean by this?

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>breaks into your room
>formats your computer's drives
>install Windows XP
>"Heh.,, nothin personnel... kid..."
pic related

>>61132918
Torvalds couldn't install Debian and claimed it was too hard, "knows his shit" fucking kek

>>61136732
>wrote one of the most important compilers in history
>wrote emacs
>while not exactly the best, GNU coreutils still power most of the world

Anon, I really don't want to rob you of your feeling of accomplishment, but I'm pretty sure he could insert a CD into a computer and click "next" a couple of times, too. Don't let this discourage you, though! If you learn how to program even you could write software that will get used by billions of people!

>>61138094

>>61136790

>>61132013
Thing is, AOSP and/or LineageOS isn't fully libre. They require and depend on non-libre libraries, just like AMD's "open source" drivers; so it makes no sense to endorse them.
>>61138094
Coreutils are good. The only morons who say otherwise are BSD-tards who, somehow, believe that 2 KB of extra features is 'bloat.'
In the real world there is no performance difference, and the GNU coreutils allow you to do more shit without having to pipe outputs in bash; thus saving time.

>>61131499

Where is the barbie comic edit where Stallman breaks in and installs linux narrated like the night before christmas. Then the wifi light blinks out of skippers laptop and barbie says its ok well get you a mac.

>>61131499
Install my very own kernel in his soft, plush, hairy ass

>>61131499
ask him why he overwrote my Trisquel GNU/Linux install which was already FSF approved
then put back the backup i keep on a seperate drive

>>61136578
https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html

My favorite programming languages are Lisp and C. However, since around 1992 I have worked mainly on free software activism, which means I am too busy to do much programming. Around 2008 I stopped doing programming projects. As a result, I have not had time or occasion to learn newer languages such as Perl, Python, PHP or Ruby.

>>61131499

Install the blobby linux kernel and the nonfree nvidia driver because I need OpenCL support.

https://wikileaks.org/vault7/#OutlawCountry

ITS OVER LINUX IS HACKED BY THE C I A

>>61139966
It's not over because it leaked. Now we know what to deal with.

>>61131499
as he told in an interview, he had never installed a linux based operating system himself, so i figure he'd fail gloryously at the formatting step. I guess i'd laugh at him

>>61136858
Oh my god. Is that Winkucks©® XD on the back PC??
>wtf are you doing Stallman!
>Maydays Maydays

>>61131499

I turn into a parrot and fuck him

>>61131563

Stallman supports slavery.

>>61136667

same fag

>>61141622
This.
RMS is a loud-mouthed shnook who knows less about operating systems than the average 4-channer!

>>61131499
>What do you do?
Hack his waifu.
>>61120289

>>61142961
holy fuck, is he autistic?

>>61131499
But stallman doesn't know how to install gnu/Linux

https://youtu.be/umQL37AC_YM

I guess I'll reinstall neon.

>>61131499
>What do you do?
Swat the disgusting Pepsi from his mits, and hand him a proper Coke while I tux cart into the sunset.

>>61142961
> "A virtual entity without empathy is a psychopath. Virtual psychopaths are effectively corporations, and corporations did terrible damage in the physical world even with human owners. Virtual corporations without human owners could wipe out humanity. Read Accelerando if you want to see what could happen. So it's forbidden to start a psychopath, and the Corp Corps was set up to find them and eliminate them."

WTF is this nigger serious

>>61145975
Why the fuck would he? He uses the GNU/Hurd.