>be in university library on x220 thinkpad I bought for 40

>>61128132
nobody steals from college libraries faggot.

they are holy grounds where roasties can leave their $2000 macbook pros unattended for hours and they will remain untouched.

>>61128171

one time i stole a girls notes when they got up to go get coffee and threw them in the dumpster because they were talking and it was annoying me

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>>61128132
So why didn't you stop the Mexican kid from taking your laptep?

>>61128212
Because this is a fake story

>>61128212
So I could record it and get him deported. That is worth the price of the laptop.

>>61128132
Why didn't you take it to the shitter with you?

>>61128196
Alpha as fuck

>>61128212
Because he was too scared the mexican might charge his phone on the laptop

>>61129370
*Autistic

>>61129370
>thinking this is alpha and not repressed homosexual behavior

>>61129432
>>61129444
I was joking around dudes

>>61129432
>calling someone autistic
>missing their sarcasm
wow anon, you sure showed him!

>>61129485
Yeah man, I was just being sarcastic

>>61128238
>Would pay money out of own pocket to see one brown person leave America.

Great ROI there

>>61128132
Why do they allow shitskins at your place of education?
Also
>I notice him grab my laptop and leave
What kid of homo are you, m8. Didn't you even have the balls to tell the front desk chick?

>>61129552
>not trying to get brown people deported
top pleb