>only one at work using gnu/linux >company gets hit by

>Things that didn't happen.

>>61124364
>only one at work using gnu/linux
No

>only one at work using LiGNUx
>my computer gets hit by linux malware
>spreads to all computers on the network
>they try to find out how it happened
>hear "well linux cannot get viruses so its not anons fault"
>everyone is convinced a gril did it
>no one brave enough to talk to her
>mfw they neve found out

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>>61124530
this.

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>>61124364
>only one at work using windows
>company gets hit by ransomware
>all computers unaffected except mine
>get laughed out of the office because I'm only one affected