What steps have you taken to optimize your actions for maximum

>>61043665
>standing to pee

Pee in the sink. It'll save you even more time.

>>61044231
I try to get in as much exercise as possible because i spend most of my days sitting down staring at my laptop screen.

>>61044369
You are covered in piss splashback.

you are disgusting

>>61043665

I use a bidet instead of toilet paper

>>61043665
Nice try Mom

>>61043665
Thats a fine Idea sir. But I have backpain.

>>61044231
>>standing to pee
Shut the fuck up, Sven.

>>61043665
>not pissing in the sink

>>61043665
piss jugs so I dont have to lift my delicate frame and walk several feet every 20mins or so

>>61046647
I don't know any Sven.

Serious question, is it true that americans don't wash their hand after peeing in winter?

>>61046750

I put a stool in my bathroom so I can squat like a pajeet and shit peacefully

>>61043665
>maximum efficiency?
This is what brainlets worry about all day long

>>61043665
Been doing that since I was five. Everyone (male) does that. Why do you think the seat goes up and down for?

>>61046798
no...
i mean i hope not
i mean not even ameritards can be that disgusting
why winter?

>>61043665
sit down you disgusting person
or do as every not disgusting person does and get yourself a standing toilet

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>>61048031
because it's cold so I don't wanna freeze my hands by making them wet.
It's muh dik anyway why would i need to wash my hands?

>>61048122
I always wash my hands but I live in hot as balls Texas so most years we skip winter.
I also wash my hands whenever I masturbate, more to not get any of my devices dirty(er)

>>61044463
How did you know?

I have the webcam on my laptop covered.

>>61044231
>>standing to pee
Any """"""man""""" that sits down to take a piss is a faggots.

>>61049882
>>>/pol/

>>61049943
Fuck off