>come home >see this >son they took all the electronic

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Sit back and relax because all my devices have layers upon layers of security and encryption, and hair trigger self destructs that wipe the drives if you make even a handful of mistakes trying to get in

Wonder how I got outside

>>61026289
Oh man I can't wait to make the FBI sit through gigabytes of ass sniffing porn

Tax dollars at work

Hope Soulseek doesn't keep download logs somewhere

>>61026329

Think of all the NSA "technicians" who are already doing it!

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>mfw the fbi finds out I only fap to 4 second porn from before /gif/ supported webms

>>61026314
hahaha nice

>>61026289

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdX

and pray that it ends before they reach your pc

>>61026598
hahahahahahahahahaha

Hope the feds like my hentai folder, I have some pretty good stuff :^)

>>61026306
>all my devices have layers upon layers of security and encryption
two layers, perfectly feasible and still usable
>and hair trigger self destructs that wipe the drives
larping

>>61026598
literally lmaoing at your life

>>61026713
he's larping for sure, but storing part of the encryption key in a volatile manner that would get wiped if accessed wrong sounds doable