>first job >team shows me some tutorials and guides for

>>61001016
Then how the fuck did you even get the job?
>inb4 CS major

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>>61001029
I cant even get a first job in IT

t. cs major

>>61001016
tender your resignation now boy

>>61001029
I did some whiteboard problems.

>>61003598
Did you sum all prime numbers below 2 million?

Are you seriously too retarded to use git?

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>>61003750
>have to make some ssh key thing
>realize I have to do it again on vm
>security dongle doesn't seem to work
>git still says no access
STOP STOP STOP

>>61001016
I know that feel. Simply attach yourself to someone for a couple of weeks and keep bombarding them questions about stuff. Eventually you'll know everything you need to and you'll be a valuable asset to the team.

Trust that the company will forgive errors due to the training period, and you'll be fine. They fully know what to expect from someone's first job in the industry.

>>61003794
>security dongle doesn't seem to work
What?
>git still says no access
Have you tried not being a retard and fucking looking up "How to access git with an ssh key"?

>>61001016
Just ask people for help, you're not supposed to figure out everything by yourself. And don't beat yourself over it, it's normal.

>>61001016
Just ask for help you autist
You might just have to learn things on the spot

Just ask for help you faggot. You're not expected to already know everything and if you don't learn how to communicate with your coworkers, you'll be living with your parents again.

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>>61001058
same
just fuck my shit up f.a.m.

>>61003955
>>61004042
It's too late if I ask for help now they'll realize I've been lying at sprints for a month.

>>61003598
>tfw scared of doing this because I will fuck up shit

>>61003915
yubikey?

>>61001016
>first job
Just nuke their production database, you'll get all the reddit praise you always dreamed of for your incompetence

>>61004337
wow, how the hell did you keep the job for a month if you literally can't do any work?

What the fuck? I was working 2 IT jobs when I was 17. You just gotta learn how to learn and understand how to understand.

OP if you pay me I'll get the code for you.

>>61005098
This.
People who can't do this or suck at it need to get out of the industry. I've been hand holding this one guy for the last 3 years because he just can't seem to 'get it'. Then if he is on a new project it is the samd shit all over.

>>61001016
I pm'd you the fix :^)

OP if you really lied at sprints you weren't a suitable hire anyway. All you had to do was ask for help on day two. People would've helped.
I'm not saying that you need to be completely honest with your employer, it's just gone too far now.
Resign before they find out before your record's tarnished forever.

>>61005448
Yeah, and choose a new career

>>61005553
Just because I don't immediately understand super complicated system doesn't mean I need new career jerk.