ISPS SUCK >call isp because internet is fucked as usual,

Tell them that you're not paying for those 9 days. Start looking for another provider.

change the ISP lol. It's not in your interest to swallow whatever a shitty company shovels down your throat.

>/g/ISP when

I'll make the logo

>>60993968
>be amerifat
>wake up at 3AM because my diabetus service dog sensed my low blood sugar
>thanks, diabeetus
>inject some insulin my mother bought for $500.
>thats better
>decide to browse 4chan because bored and too lazy to go downstairs to get food
>barely waddle over to pc, unable to see with one eye due to diabeetus
>damn kikes, making me take all this shitty medicine in order to survive.
>surely, it must be their goddamn fault.
>open up my cum covered thinkpad x201 with windows 98
>decide to filp a coin that i keep under one of my fat flaps for which board to browse.
>heads for /g/, tails for /r9k/.
>it lands heads.
>oh boy, its time to go to /g/!
>launch internet explorer
>nothing loads because shitty ISP
>call them
>nothing happens
>complain on 4chinz when the coyote piss on the internet cable on the way to your home dries off
nice

>tfw will never start small isp then gradually grow
>tfw will never have the money required for such a thing