whats the ugliest programming language of all time and why

that's jquery, and considering what that code does, it's a pretty clean way to do it

python

>>60991672
Because js don't have consistency

>>60991672
Bash.

$(_ => {

    const div = $('div')

    div.mouseenter(e => div.fadeTo('fast', 1)).
        mouseleave(e => div.fadeTo('fast', 0.5))

})

>>60991690
>pretty clean way to do it
yeah, and it still looks disgusting

jquery is a language for niggers

>>60991814
it can be formatted however you want. if your bash script looks like shit that's on you.

>>60991818
unintuitive as fuck
every language except C was a mistake

>>60991818
js is nice

R is the worst.

()[((()))[[]]]

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>>60991845
>jquery is a language for niggers

explain

>>60992087
it looks like shit

>>60991672
>whats the ugliest programming language of all time and why is it java
ftfy

>>60991735

python is a lot of stupid things but ugly is just about the only thing that it is not

>>60991672
like is this picture just stylistic choices or do you HAVE to write it like this

>>60992219
oh and clojure is by far the ugliest lisp

>>60991690
jquery isn't a language. it's a library for JS

>>60991860
But C is ugly.

>>60991672
>c++
ugliest programming language.

c++

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comparing a shitty language with the best language

notice how the bottom doesn't have a bunch of dollar signs and punctuation ruining it

>>60991672
>Boohoo this doesn't look like the programming language I'm used to

>>60992517
your brackets are retarded though

>>60992517
can't tell if retarded or trolling

>>60991672
>haha look how bad javascript looks
>100% of the example code is using an invasive library to do disgusting DOM shit
Good example fag

JQuery is not a language, though.

>>60991672

Javascript is like a language for consumers

it was made by people who know what they are doing for people who don't. Then they integrate an entire polished development enviroment into every browser by default that makes it so easy it's not even worth doing.

Then they made it even more trivial with that stupid dollarsign libraries

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R

>>60992127

Java's pretty readable, it's just verbose

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>>60991672
I find Elixir disgusting, also VB6 and Ruby

>>60992251
If coffeescript and typescript count as languages then I say jQuery does too.

>>60991672
I think this is nice and clear, and pretty. So screw you guys.

>>60993501
that's the second dumbest thing I've read today

>>60993501
highest laugh

>>60992172
it's absolutely ugly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUMPS

>>60991672

div {
  opacity: 0.5;
  &:hover { opacity: 1; }
  transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
}

>>60992275
Your mom is ugly. C is perfect.

>>60993501
That's like saying stdio.h is a "language" in the same sense as C.

>>60993871

your ugly anf you're opinion is shit

>tfw I nest my entire program inside a function
and there's nothing you can do to stop me

func doSomething() {
    var stepOne: (() -> Void)?
    var stepTwo: (() -> Void)?
    var substepOne: (() -> Void)?
    var substepTwo: (() -> Void)?
   
    stepOne = {
        //...
        substepOne()
        substepTwo()
        stepTwo()
    }

    stepTwo = {
        // ...
        substepTwo()   
    }
    
    substepOne = {
        //...
    }

    substepTwo = {
         //...
    }

    stepOne()
}

tfw in callback hell

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Just leaving this here :^)

>>60995809
>code written specifically to look bad
>doesn't even look that bad

>>60995767
>>60995809
Callback hell is no longer a problem in js,
learn to use promises and async / await.

>>60993332
Last time I saw Ruby was in RPG Maker ages ago and it didn't seem too bad most of the time. Got any examples? Kinda curious.