>and this is my sons room >he's a real tech wizkid,

Why didn't you teach me how to pick locks, mom?

Mommy doesnt let me close my door let alone lock it.

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>>60966196
"get the fuck out of my room, I'm posting on /g/"

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>>60966196
knock please i'm watching tv right now

>>60966196
>trips and falls down the stairs into the basement.

i had a dream that i was streaming my desktop to like twitch or something and i had a file browser open and it had a video of me fapping in there, is this the new "in school in your underwear" dream? because i no longer have those

>>60967122
When each of those figs and other anime merch cost several hundred dollars each, it really activates the almonds on how people manage to buy all of that with NEETbux

>>60967168
I had a dream where I bought a bunch of pet lizards but I didn't buy a lizard tank for them so I had to chase them all over my garden.

>>60966217
Your mom has to watch you fap to make sure you're doing it right too?

>>60966196
>hear someone approaching door
>scramble to bed, pretend to be asleep

>>60967122
the smell of virginity

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[NERVOUS FARTING]

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M-MOM!

GET OUT OF HERE!! GEEZ

tfw i used to lock my door and my mom would pick it to check on me, one day i threw an empty bottle of rum at her, i think she learned her lesson

>>60967122
Sweet helmets, do you ride a bike?

>>60966238
I honestly can't even imagine living in a room like that.

>>60966238
>xbox
gross

>>60966238
That's not even a bedroom. It's an apartment living room.

>>60967402
probably a moped

>>60967402
>Sweet helmets, do you ride a bike?
Ride bikes? Those helmets are limited edition life-sized reproductions from Akira.

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>door creaks

>>60967213
How else would they spend it? No rent to pay, no car, no food expenses, just a free $100+ a week to spend on anything that can fit in your bedroom.

>>60967329
2012 wants you back.
I can guarantee with certainty animenormies fucked more than you.

>not rigging your house to explode upon unauthorized entry

>>60967732
>Dindu breaks into house
>Entire block vaporized

>they walk into a $20k worth of studio
>sup dads friends *handshakes* this is where i make $10k a month
>yep i still live with my parents funny huh, welcome to sweden

>>60967817
>Things that don't happen

>>60967843
it is literally happening every day here, but i think i have found a good apartment and will be moving to it within the year

>>60967817
>>60967855
What kind of "studio" do you have?

>>60967122
wew looks quite expensive

>>60967817
>>60967855
How much of that income goes to taxes?

>>60966238
>the figurine box
everytime

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>>60966196
Go away mom, I'm trying to find a good thread to shitpost in.

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>>60966196
hello parents. what may i help you with?

>>60967230
wow nice forethought dumbass, no wonder your subconscious thinks you're such a fuckup

>>60967879
composing/producing music, self employed
>>60967906
lel 50% basically fuck this idiot country

>>60967817
I've heard of people living with their parents much longer in some countries like Sweden
Why not just move out when you can? Is it because you wait until you can afford a real house or is it just cultural?

>built my own pc
>help fix some family and friends pc for $50 ea
>they consider me a computer guru
>90% of the time I just use google to solve most issues

>>60967704
>just a free $100+
more like 500, plus rent if they claim they pay it

>>60968022
in sweden, stockholm getting a first hand apartment is like winning the lottery, or waiting 10+ years in a queue

that is mainly it

>>60968087
>first hand
What...? What's wrong with owning a house someone else lived in?
A well built house lasts hundreds of years.

>>60967704
>>60968067
Wikipedia says they have to sell expensive things first, then get told how to spend the rest

>>60968188
lol wut

>>60967213
this guy has a job though, isnt it that german guy?

>>60968087
>First hand
Do you mean being the first owner?
What is wrong with buying a used apartment?
Do they not force them to keep their apartment clean or some shit?
Also if you make that much money why not just rent a house instead?

>>60968188
wikipedia is written by unemployed welfare claimants trying to keep wagies like you from realizing what a scam modern society is and collapsing the welfare state

>>60968272
Sounds like a lot of hard work

>>60968188
That's how it works even here in a welfare state like Denmark. But it's impossible to enforce.

Nevertheless that pic is probably just from some turbo weeb with a job.

>>60968188
Most of the people I've seen on welfare have pretty expensive things
Most of the time the social workers that are supposed to make sure your looking for a job and not just wasting the welfare money don't give a shit

>>60967989
2/10 made me reply

>>60968300
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>60966196
>he even built his computer!

All maymays aside, this is actually very impressive considering how tech illiterate most people are these days. Normies would throw a fucking hissy fit about one minute into trying to build a PC

>>60968300
>not paying any attention to waifu, playing ds instead
Scum

>>60967419
>Mac

Absolutely fucking disgusting

>>60968087
thats fucking stupid why do you NEED to be the first person to live in an apartment? fucking eurocucks i swear.

>>60967419
you can get at least $100 for recycling all those cans

>>60968671
probably pay 100 bucks in gas to drive to a state that would do it

>>60968585

>mfw old style intel heatsink pushpins

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>>60968715
The minimum is 5 cents a can. A few states do better, but it would 100% be worth taking them instate.
This isn't Seinfeld.

>>60967399
You should be in jail, you NEVER hurt a woman, least of all your own mother

>>60967122
God I wish I could afford a room like that

>>60966238
I have that Wacom pad; it comes with a mouse that only works on the drawing surface. Is it worth anything?

>>60966238
is it weird that i think that looks comfy in it's own way?
it's like letting go of all worldly things save for the screens in front of you... even cleanliness..... sounds nice but i'd probably be made nervous about what people would think about it

>>60968770
chill out man i threw it at the floor below where she was standing

>>60968188
You're talking about the US, this is true but the exact question you are asked is "Do you have any expensive 'collections' such as baseball cards that you could sell for a considerable amount of money?". You can just say "no", they won't look into it. If they went after you and you have a lawyer the language they use is too vague to mean anything whatsoever and they know this so it's more of a trap to get someone to admit to so they can pay less.

>>60968188
>>60968994
Also, they don't tell you how to spend it unless you've specifically told them financial commitments that they are giving you money for. You are not obligated to do this however, as long as you claim that you will pay rent you will receive the full amount allowed to be payed under state law.

>>60966238
Is that Krita? It doesn't look like Photoshop.

>>60969037
paint tool sai

>>60967993
>composing/producing music
Shitting up soundcloud with edm is not a real job.

>>60969048
Oh that's what it is, never heard of it, senpai

>>60967402
The guy's probably never even seen a motorcycle up close in real life, let alone ride one.

Anyone else unironically living in the living room?

>>60967244
She's ded. Just like my dreams.

>>60967122
>the mexican jarritos and VHS Disney flicks
everytime

>>60967122
>meguka and blue trash
>no homuhomu
Delet this

>>60968272
>tfw neetbux
>sat around editing wikipedia for several hours last weekend
b-but it wasn't welfare related

>>60966196
Andrew go home

>>60968770
A person shouldn't be thrown in jail just for getting a little violent with their parents.

>>60967298
Lmao same

>>60967960
AMIGA

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>>60966196
WHAT THE FUCK MOM STOP PICKING MY GODDAMNED LOCKS!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>60968601
That's an hp pavilion running xp ya dodo

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>>60967122
ARE THOSE POKEMON VHS TAPES?

>>60968941
Use at least a fucking dumpster you faggot, laziness has nothing to do with being a fucking garbage monster

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>>60967931
Genuine /g/ user.

>>60966238
Average linux/Android user

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>>60967213
>really activates the almonds
Oh god what you made me remember

>>60967122
Nice Yoko poster

>>60968656
>>60968109
>>60968256
that's not what he means
it's hard to explain because I can't translate bostadsrätt and words related to it to english, but it has to do with how you pay your rent.

>>60971757
the ownership of the apartment is probably better to say, actually.

from my understanding americans are way more cucked in this regard either way, with all the shit I hear about landlords