What distro has these features/options? Good package management,

debian

>>60934731
Manjaro, Ubuntu
>>60934852
Nice try

>>60934731
probably ubuntu

>>60934731
macOS 10.12 Sierra

>>60934904
What if he is not a faggot cuck?

>>60934933
Hackintosh.

But if you really need that Torvalds kernel (so much so that you're willing to sacrifice UNIX certification for it) then I guess just use Fedora. DNF is gud shit unlike aptitude and their packages are almost always much newer than Debian or Ubuntu.

>>60934972
>Unix certification
My GBP are literally worth more than that shit.

>>60934731
>Good package management, lots of packages
>Nonfree media codecs because I need muh movies, tv shows, videos
>Good package defaults so I don't have to configure everything like Arch/Gentoo/etc
>Not obscure

Linux Mint

>Recent versioned, stable software or stable rolling release

Womanjaro Xfeces