What are some cool things I can do with an Alienware Alpha thats

sell it to some underage gaymen feggit that searches for a budget gaymen machine for 300$

Stick it up your ass, you cunt, and then stick it up there, you faggot

>>60934563
d00d d0nt b s0 r00d

throw it at kids don't use alienware retard

>>60934147
Install retropie + Kodi or some shit and make a retro gaming console, media center and a NAS.

>>60934573
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.

>>60934147
>Alienware
Use it as evidence to get yourself committed.

>>60934598
>>>60934573
>Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
>Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
>Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
>I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
>Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
>I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
>Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
>Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
>I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
>I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.
You too faggot

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>>60934598

>>60934584
>860M
>Retro gaming
Just hook it up to a TV and use it to play crappy games with a controller OP, like it was designed to.