Where were you when NSAcrosoft started recording your fingerprint

That's what you get for using overpriced meme keyboards.
My chinkshit $10 keyboard doesn't have this problem.

On mars?
they only need your fingerprint once, idiot.

They already have it.

>>60924728
Anybody could use your computer faggot.
Even street cameras for speeding cards need to see the face or they can't fine you.

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>>60925354
t. summerfag who had never driven a car

>>60925354
>Even street cameras for speeding cards need to see the face or they can't fine you.
hmm

>>60924646
I thought that was a dick

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>>60925354

Jokes on you faggot
I type with gloves

Well they'll have the circumference of my bellend well truly mapped out

>>60924646
Sitting in my chair.

I don't want the goverment to know I can't type for shit

>>60925354
>>60925469
>>60925505
>>60925542
Thats common knowledge here in germany.
They dont know who drove the car and you dont need to tell them as the owner.

dude just don't press the key like wtf lmao haha

>>60924646
sitting on my computer using GNU/Linux

>>60924646
>not sanding off your fingerprints
>current year

>>60924646
I'll just use gloves

>>60924646
When will the NSAniggers actually stop criminals and terrorist instead of watching me masturbate?

>>60925354
even with your face in the pic you can dispute it and say its not you

I got a red light camera with my face in it clear as day && I did not pay that shit

>>60924646
On my Ubuntu Linux

>>60925967
Are you too poor to afford a proper chair ?

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>>60925903
I'm not even going to bother to explain, let's just say you need to be over 18 to post here or loan your car to get a speeding ticket and learn the hard way.

>>60926689
Pole here, can confirm
My uncle is a professional driver and does that a lot
Two years ago he said he had no idea who the driver was and that it was probably one of his wive's lovers (that's what he testified)
His wife refused to say anything
The police were powerless and to this day no fine was paid

>>60924646
I, like every other quality poster, type with my swollen bellend.

>>60926763
That's BS. The car's registration plate is registered to the owner, so the owner is responsible for the car unless it gets stolen. You shouldn't be lending your car to random niggers who can't drive properly, so it seems completely logical to just fine the owner.

>>60926902
Welcome to my fucking country then

>>60926902
lol mericans

>>60924646
>Faggot doesn't watch Person of Interest and never notices the fucking real life cameras all over the fucking place
Welcome to 2010, stupid

>>60926979
Britbong actually

>>60926902
Haha, you got BTFO'd.
What a loser !

>>60924646
actually you only need to record them once, since they won't change

>>60924646
Are you saying that MS actually gives your fingerprint to the NSA?

>>60925354
Those street cameras are pretty stupid though.
All you have to do is contest it, and 90% of the time they won't fine you.

>>60926902
>lend friend computer, friend hacks everything, nsa figures out it was my pc, can't figure out which one of us is it, now im. In jail cause I own pc
Yeah totally fair fonzi

>>60925354

Its called ANPR, it reads your number plate.

>>60924646
nice chink finger OP

>>60929478
How do they know you were driving?