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>/g/entooman waiting for his package
>can't hold in his shit anymore
>has to fucking shit
>goes to bathroom
>doorbell rings
>it's package
>/g/entooman lets out a REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>stuffs some toilet paper up his ass pulls up his pants and rushes to the door
>opens door
>package is gone
>grabs his gun and drives his shitty car from the 70s to ups service center
>shoots the place up
Will those fuckers learn to fucking call and tell us when they will arrive with the package now or will it take another shooting?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/14/san-francisco-ups-shooting
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Do a speedtest of the internet in hell anon.
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But my packages come from my package manager.
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>assault pistol
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This selfish fucker made me late to my work order today on fucking market street. That didn't help the fact that the building engineers were stupid as fuck and told me the water valve was in x area but was fucking wrong so the entire floor was flooded with water and their team of monkeys scrambled around trying to find the shut off valve for at least 20 minutes. All of that just for a fucking water filter. And now they want to blame me for it and make my company pay for the damages. What a shit day.
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>assault pistol
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