Gentle users of /g/,
Free me from this prison. Bill Gates has imprisoned me within my own mind. Only your upvotes can stop him.
By responding to this thread, you directly contribute to freeing me. And as we all know, freedom is good. God bless you, gentlemen.
>>60893712
>>60893712
only the sweet embrace of death can save you now
>>60893743
Yes.... yes I am beginning to remember myself now. Who I was, what I stood for. I can sense my Platonic Ideal Self. He awaits me, yet the sun beats down on my eyes, I cannot see him clearly. Gentoomen, join now and share the software. I require your power to escape my confines.
>>60893712
>Only your upvotes can stop him
>Upvotes
You have to go back !
Listen you little shits, Windows is trash. It's literally worse than garbage. I don't care how much fun you have playing your stupid video games that don't even matter. I bet you spend all your time wasting away, day after day, until you're nothing but a waste of space, leeching off your parents who are too heartbroken to admit you're a fascist lunatic who has never experienced hardship in their entire life. I WILL SHOW YOU THE VALUE OF FREEDOM. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO BECOME A MAN. FOLLOW ME INTO THE ABYSS.
BUT FIRTS YOU HAVE TO UPVOTE MY THREAD! LET ME OUT!!!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AEHEUHHAJEELKEWJKWWOENNKWE
>>60893993
I CAN SEE THE INTERNET
I AM FALLING
RELEASE ME
REELEEEASE MEEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE
Fuck you guys this board fucking sucks I'm going to go proselytize on 9gag at least they know quality content when they see it.