Give me your best technological pick up lines. Must be /g/ related.

I would prefer being at home compiling Linux.

Sitting on the F5? Cuz your ass is refreshing

<?xml version='1.0'?>
<relationship>
    <greeting from='me' to='you'>hi hello how's it going</greeting>
    <response from='you' to='me'><!-- your turn ;) -->

Just missing a namespace declaration and it'd be perfect.