>new windows 10 pc >oh boy >turn on >welcome to windows

>>60813033
>he hasn't seen the auto reinstalling minecraft, bubble witch saga and ads yet

>>60813033

Never connect a new PC or fresh install to the internet until you've de-jewed it.

>>60814755

how do you even de-jew windows 10.

>even installing it

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>>60813062
thx microsoft

Not related to OP but

HOW IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN'T ARRANGE THE FOLDERS ANR FILES THE WAY YOU WANT IN THIS SO SO NEW AND COOL?

Recently I updated to creator update and now the thing I did in the past to can arrange the folders/files as I want is gone. But, how is possible that this simple thing isn't part of the SO yet and you have to download some program or edit the fuckinf register.

>>60813062
Doesn't reinstall for me, but maybe it's because I'm on Pro. And anyway, didn't Windows always come with games pre-installed?

>>60814939
The games in Windows 95 were actually good.

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>>60814903

>welcome to the basement

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>disable all windows 10 spy features
No you didn't.

>>60813033
It's way better than in the past of Windows. Just download the .iso from Microsoft and install it, the .iso you download will be fully up to date, it's less time in the long run to just do a fresh install.

>>60813033
>computer restarts
>"working on updates, your pc will reboot several times"
The Windows 10 experience in a nutshell.

>>60815219
I prefer that to have to search (if it exists) and download several packages to install some simple program in Linux.

We want simplicity and Linus is a pain in the ass to do almost everything.

>>60815176
Seems like you need to download a damn tool now first and then download the iso from there.

>>60815312
>I'm gay and retarded
yeah so what?

>>60815323
Only on Windows ironically.

Change your useragent to Linux or OSX and it'll give you .iso links

>>60815176

fresh install will remove just the apps and manufacture programs ?

>>60815312
how the fuck do you supposed installing a program in Windows is any different?
>have to search (if it exists)
well you have to google the fucking program on Windows so you know where to download it from, right moron?
>download several packages to install some simple program
the package manager pulls those in automatically, you don't have to do anything. In fact it's simpler to do this on Linux because you just tell it to install, you don't have to click through a million slides and uncheck the toolbars every Windows program tries to install.

fucking wintards I swear. They act so superior to mac users and pretend that Mac users are the tech illiterates, but wintards are literally dumber than Mac users.

>>60815333
No, I don't want to spent hours searching how to do simple things or how to install incompatible programs.

>the year of our lord 3718 - 1701
>using anything other than macOS™
>ishygddt

>>60815312
>we want simplicity
meanwhile:
>"You need to restart your computer to apply this settings change. Restarting..."
>"Program successfully installed. You need to restart your computer to complete the installation. Restarting..."
>forced restart to apply updates
>can't use your computer while installing updates; have to sit there and stare at the screen as it installs them
>"we couldn't complete the updates, undoing changes..."
>"restarting..."
>can't refuse specific features in an update
>can't refuse updates at all, unless you disable them completely, but...
>have to disable critical security updates just to make the system usable
>but it will only be usable for a week because Windows has more holes than swiss cheese
>still need an anti-virus
>still need to defrag occasionally
>still need to reinstall Windows regularly due to windows rot (this is arguable, some people say that you won't get windows rot if you use you take precautions, but no such measure are required on other operating systems)

lmao at your life

>>60815371
mac users also know package management since many tools need macport or brew to install, both of which use apt-like package management.

>>60815380

apt install <packagename>

^ this is hard apparently.

>>60815380
>sudo apt-get install
>search for hours
the average intelligence of Windows users, everyone.

>>60815390
>Year of the systemlords 13533
>macOS doesn't have OGL4.5 or Vulkan yet
>worst still it doesn't have pci-e passthrough support yet
Let me know when it graduates from client OS to host OS.

>>60815371
>wintards are literally dumber than Mac users
they're just Mac users who are too poor to afford Macs.

>>60815371
>you have to google the fucking program on Windows
Yeah but not in forums or other hard to find websites. In windows you search the name of the program and that's all. In Linux, if the program is not in the "store" then you have to search if there is a version for Linux and then you have to search the different packages, run them and sometimes it doesn't work. That happened to me with Ace Stream Player in Lubuntu.

>>60815422
>system lords
Hail Anubis

>>60815394
>can't use your computer while installing updates; have to sit there and stare at the screen as it installs them
You can go out meanwhile too.

Linux retards: look I'm some expert in computers because I do some things with commands and difficult shit to avoid the NSA spy my porn and posts in 4chan. I'm so superior to wintards and maccucks.

>>60813033
>not installing Enterprise LTSB

>>60815342
Yeah, that did the trick. Thank you, anon.

>>60813033
>>disable all windows 10 spy features
You disabled the NSA backdoors too?

>>60815485
What If you want to play Forza?

>>60815484
Linux retards: just works, 5 years without issues.

>>60815575
I haven't had a single major problem with Windows. Only minor things and that I format the hard drive every three years or so but it's not a problem at all either because I don't keep my personal files in the computer, I have them all in external hard drives.

>>60815143
I've seen a pretty comprehensive guide posted here a few times that went through manually removing shit.

>>60815633
>he has any issues at all with an OS that he is legally mandated to pay money for
laughinggirls.jpg

LTSB can't play Windows 10 games like Gears 4?

>>60815430
>App store
>Linux
What

>>60815821
he means package manager, it's pretty analogous

>>60813033
>wincucks defend this
we living in dark times, anon.

>>60813033
I wonder what I'll do once windows 7 goes out of support, I could do win8 with classic menu, but then what? No way I'm using 10 with all the botnet.

>>60815484
anal bleeding detected

You probably use Edge

>>60816456
>I wonder what I'll do once windows 7 goes out of support
Continue to use it

>>60813033
I just uses ESET block everything i see i lose net i blocked too much...

>>60813062
Or the auto-reinstalling, auto-reenabling Cortana

>>60813033
>disable all windows 10 spy features
not possible

>>60815484
you are not very smart are you?

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>windows 10

>>60815767
I game on LTSB

>>60815522
>>60819552
>>60815143

just the 5 or so options that the installer gives you, basically asking if you would like to volunteer your computer to join the botnet.

I was debating on just doing a secure erase on the disk (new PCIe) and installing linux but I didn't want to get jewed out of a windows lisence I technically payed for, so might as well setup windows once. Boy was that a fucking mistake.

>>60814913
What are you talking about? I just did it.

>>60813033
>his os does whatever it wants whenever it wants
>he can't use his computer like normal while updating every single component including kernel at once
>his os forces him to reboot
i mean literally what the fuck, why would anyone put up with this

>>60819675
>5 or so options that the installer gives you
that doesn't mean shit
they still spy on your every move
you can't disable that

>>60813033
>disable all windows 10 spy features
Do you live in a third world country and are in love with the suicide Muslim bombers?

>>60819759
you are saying it's ok for gov to spy on you and to have full access to your system 24/7 ?
are you retarded?

Even Win 10 LTSB is a mess

>>60819759
yes goy look at all the (((muslim suicide bombers))) we could find if we just had access to your data

>>60815143
ill never install 10 and i hope linux will get its shit together before 2020. never fucking ever

>>60814903
>uudised
are you estonian by any chance?

>>60822205
Judging by "EST" keyboard layout I'd wager as much

>>60813033
>Intel management firmware needs to update
>fuck_no.jpg
You fucking idiot. That's a critical security patch. And I mean "all the way to a negative ring from userland" critical.

>>60815143
Thank you, Apple Pajeet.
The author of those tweets wrote a logner piece and basically admits half of that being his own stupidity: https://xato.net/windows-spying-and-a-twitter-rant-19203babb2e7

>>60822256
oh shit didnt notice

>tfw I want a Windows license and do some Windows dev
>tfw $300 (converted back to USD from local pricing) price tag is too much for me

what happens with w10 if you have no internet? will it break?

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Notice something?

>>60822755
Well played

>>60822447
No, but it will be extremely painful.

>>60815100
underrated

>>60822285
>not knowing that intel management is a backdoor

>>60815100
Pretty sure windows in real allow people to peek inside homes and whatever private things that are in there.

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>>60822921
You're a big guy

>>60813062
These literally don't exist, and I'm not on pro.

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>tfw cortana is the wife you were decieved into marrying and you find out after that shes obsessive and controlling and jealous
>tfw you will never be able to escape from her grasp as she breaks you down
>tfw she doesnt even give you beejays so theres no redemption as a waifu
>tfw microsoft made it so you cant leave her

>>60813033
W10LTSB

>>60814939
The games that traditionally came preinstalled weren't fucking ad filled demos trying to upsell you

I had to install Ubuntu for my grandfather who "just wanted to play some fucking solitare"

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>>60823446

>>60823658
kek, well played

>buy new windows 10 laptop
>already prepared a linux installer flash drive while waiting for it to arrive
>out of morbid curiosity, turn on laptop after checking to make sure there is no unsecure wifi in the neighborhood that windows could connect to
>ads, bloatware, more ads, cancer everywhere
>all this cancer is slowing down the computer so much it takes 10 seconds for the start menu to open after clicking it
>start feeling physically sick
>shut down
>install linux

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any good links on how to de-jew my win 10 LTSB?

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>>60823722
>buy new laptop
>since it has no OS, and I wanted to try something new, I prepare a linux flash drive while waiting for it to arrive
>laptop arrives
>install linux
>herewego.png
>boots pretty fast
>enter for the first time on the desktop
>godhelpme.webm
>taskbar crashes instantly
>laptop freezes
>wait like 10 seconds and everything is fixed (for now)
>try to connect to wireless
>can't since linux has no drivers for my wifi chip
>try to listen to some music
>headsets won't be recognized no matter what I do
>try to print something
>whoops no drivers for my printer
>linux is laggy and everything works slowly
>had enough
>install windows 10
>everything works

>>60823946
>GNU has worse driver support than Windows
2002 called and wants its dusty old memes back.

>>60824336
>tfw my wlan card only works on arch
>but it's fucking arch so no thanks

>people are now making up shit to make MS look bad.

How much is Apple paying you? and if you're from a Linux background why are you doing it for free?

First time Lelnovo and Windows 10 user. Coming from an eight year old MacBook (with upgraded RAM and an SSD), I can say that Apple's interface beats the shit out of this one.

Any W10 user here with good tips on how to make it feel better (or more like a Mac)? How the hell do I find a good substitute W10 version of Spotlight Search? I wish I could sync my iCloud Notes too but idk how yet.

>>60824409
>making up shit
nice try shill

>>60823946
>buy laptop made by an American company instead of a chink company
>install xubuntu
>drivers for everything just werk including wifi, bluetooth, and my headphones
>only driver I install is proprietary nvidia driver because it uses nouveau by default

windows updates have become bloated shitheap since 7.