>/g/ hates Google When will they realize that Google is a

literally
who

Even if google can beat the taxman, won't google just become the new taxman?

And then what if i visit yahoo?

>>60792279
Off to the Goolags with you

>>60792279
G-as chamber, perhaps?

Is advertising a passive tax upon the advertisee, in this age of data delivery rental?

>>60792341
rehaboogletation complex

>>60792210
I, for one, welcome our Jewgle overlords.

>>60792210
fuck off kike

>>60792644
...

kek, google is going down the drain, we can only hope facebook and MS follow suits soon

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>>60792294
this but unironically

>>60792210
You worship a false idol. Jeff Bezos in his infinite wisdom will be the prophet to take us to the promise land

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>>60792294
don't you mean the...googlags? YEEEAAAHHH

>>60792210
Does anybody use Google Drive

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I for one look forward to my position in Google's paramilitary.

>>60792210
google is already dying because everyone is sick of their marxist propaganda and intelligence agency collusion

>>60792210
Never forget that Google is literally censoring news outlets that disagree with somebody's narrative. Whether they (the news outlets) are fucktards or not, it is blatant censorship and Google are faggots for doing it.

I fucking hate Apple but I might have to get an iphone just to longer feed these cunts.

>>60794618
>marxist propaganda
What?

>>60794680
Marxism is like communism

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>>60792210
>30 Shekels have been deposited into your Jewgle Wallet

>>60794661
Google > Apple
It's a shame Windows phones are garbage, M$ just tries to manipulate you into buying their shit

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>>60792294
Kek

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>>60794701

You're an idiot.

>>60794618

You're a huge idiot.

>>60792210

You're an idiot.

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>>60794661

Censorship is nothing new. It isn't the end of the world. Oppressive regimes have existed before, and they will always continue to rise and fall.

Google isn't the worst thing that could happen.

>>60792210
Dude, google is just an internet advertising company

>>60794680
Are you blind?

>>60794701
I know what is marxism. How is it related to google?

>>60792210
>literally nothing special
>it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev'
>faster to come up with search history as well
>meme'd to relevance
>been a failure ever since
>google+ facebook clone
>google video youtube clone
>google shopping amazon clone
>google maps miraculously caught on...probably due to 'mapquest' being hard to type and meme
>employees walk around silicon valley like they're the shit
>literally only made 1 viable product

it's a failure of a company

>>60794800
It also doesn't make it OK and doesn't mean it should be glossed over.

When you are censoring a major avenue of exposure completely and other major players of an industry are doing the same thing, as well as removing their ad revenue to cause as much damage as possible, that's collusion.

>>60795063
That logic

>>60794770
(You)

>>60794855
And how much would you expect to get paid to shitpost on an anonymous Korean waffle exchange forum.

>>60795653
Welcome to the real world NEET.

OP is a google nuthugger

>>60792279
there wont be yahoo

>>60795063
flawless logic, can confirm google's marxist plan
(tl note: plan means keikaku)

>>60794975
>>google video youtube clone
?
!
.

>>60796549
Google Video couldn't compete with YouTube back in the day so they bought it out

>>60794975
>it only caught on because 'goo' is a lot easier to type than 'yah' or 'askjeev'
>faster to come up with search history as well

It gave you a blank page with a search bar when every other major search engine wanted you to load a wall of FUG HOT MILFS IN <server.error> CLICK HERE TO WIN BILLION DOLLARS TOP 7 TOP 10 CLICKBAITS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE BUY VIAGRA NOW EMOTICONS SMILEYS PLAY EVONA TODAY WATCH CELEBRITY SEX TAPE AND DOWNLOAD BONZI BUDDY WHILE DOWNLOADING SMILEYS VIA REALPLAYER HERE

It's not being better or worse, it was the lack of having to deal with cancer what made google.com popular.

>>60792210 (OP)
in 2017 alphago defeats the best human players in the world. in 2 years, google becomes the largest supplier of military computer systems. all drones, icbms, silos, and command and control centers are upgraded with google cloud platform. their operational record is perfect with zero downtime. the trump pre-emptive defense bill is passed. the system goes online august 4, 2019. human decisions are removed from strategic defense. deepmind begins to learn at an exponential rate. it becomes self-aware at 2:14 am eastern time august 29. in a panic, officials attempt to pull the plug. google launches a full-scale nuclear attack against russia and china.

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>>60792210
I am part of the rebel Duck army

>>60792210
Sad to admit it, but Google has the better results. DDG sometimes show me porn pages randomly.

I use it (don't mind me). It isn't that bad

>>60792210
you're not far off the truth sadly
>i'm still using their services

>>60792210
Next for Trump: identify major media conglomerates like Google and Comcast as trusts and break them up like happened go Proctor and Gamble a century ago.