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You have 7.77 repeating microseconds to explain why you aren't programming in COBOL:
>free of SJWs and nu-males
>despite this, it's the most inclusive language (literally invented by a woman)
>used for serious applications, such as defense, banking, and healthcare, instead of faggy "apps" and webshit
>600k starting
>godlike employment security
>designed to be written and read like English, more like "runnable pseudocode" than Pyshit could ever dream to be
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>>60784177
I am the son of a poo in the loo and a mexican.
Montezuma' revenge and a street shiter combo.
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forth is superior
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Retard who can't learn to programming here. Would the syntax make it easier for a dipshit like me? Can you feasibly make fun things like IRC bots in COBOL?
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SJWs and nu-males >>>> sweaty mouthbreathing neckbeards anyday
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>>60784177
I see your using COBOL. I prefer Clipper myself. you know what they say.. old habits. bon sewer, Elliot
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>>60784247
You dropped this.
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>>60784272
You're mixed up. Neckbeards wear fedoras. They wear them to hide their bald spots.
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>>60784306
You would know.
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>>60784318
*tip*
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>>60784177
you have 3.6e+12 microseconds to explain why you did not choose flow-matic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOW-MATIC
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>>60784177
>tfw
Can't find a VAX11 to code on anymore.
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Haskell is Master Race
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>>60784225
of course, it's a programming language, it allows you to control the computer.
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>>60784202
You can still learn COBOL and make sick cash
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>>60784177
I use perl you alt-right scum!
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>>60784177
i dont program
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>>60788365
It's Perl, pleb.
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I did not like learning COBOL in school I failed that class twice
Only shitty outdated software and hardware runs on COBOL hence healthcare banking and defense...
It's all being migrated to newer platforms once the last remaining COBOL programmers die
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>>60784177
COBOL is disgutsing as hell.
It's literally a programming langauge for non-programmers.
I wouldn't code COBOL if it was the last langauge on earth.
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>>60784177
because the language is fucking awful, people don't use it because they'd deal with all that other shit over COBOL's terrible syntax
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COBOL master race here, this thread is full of app fags that doesn't know what this language is capable of. Try to do something similar as batch processing , data sorting manipulation with compatible performance and stability. I'm talking about millions of records here, daily, every second.
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>>60784177
Grace Hopper is my waifu.
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>>60784266
keks
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