>"Bill. The perp is using Linux. All our attempts to bypass his encryption firewall have failed. If only he was using Windows10! I'm running out of options and city hall is breathing down my neck!"
>"What hardware is he using?"
>"Our sources say it's a ThinkPad sir"
>"It's simple then. Activate the hardware backdoor."
>*click*
>*unsteathes libreboot*
pssh nothing personnel kid
>*fsf-approved distro crashes*
inb4 OP is bill gates having a chuckle
Don't worry my friend. We're already in.
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>the call that saved national security
>encryption firewall