Tell me your hidden volume passphrase, I'll blow yer brains

>>60651515

Repeat after me
"I'm a huge fucking faggot," with a capital "I."

>>60651515
Could you rephrase the question please?

am I being detained?

Watch him die. I've created an AI to protect me.

>>60651515
But I actually don't have a hidden volume.

>>60651515
luckily, I use a rubberhose file system and I can give you a hidden volume passphrase without any repercussion

>>60651515
Just push the buttons on the side dude. Who fucking hides a function like that?

careful!!! youre gonna shoot ur finger off!

>>60651515
You're gonna blow my brains out anyways, so I might as well take the passphrase with me to the grave while you sit there and never gain access to my shit.

>>60651515
Blowing my brains out would be an improvement.

>>60651515
>Do it faget
turn 360 and walk away

>>60651515
Can't get to it if you shoot me. It's hardwired to my brain.
All the data was memorized before meeting a hammer so that I could rebuild it all from scratch. You ain't got shit kiddo.

>>60651515
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Dont delet mi source files, its importantu

>>60655595
Oy i assume by hidden volume you mean encrypted drive ofc

>>60651515
No problem, I have nothing to hide :^)

>>60651515
Why would I have a passphrase for changing my audio volume?

>>60651515
How dare that man torrent files like that!

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>>60651515
DON'T LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS. DO IT

>>60651515
Um, I forgot.

>>60651515
But all my drives are visible and unencrypted.

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>>60651515
>Gives USB claiming that the passwords are inside it
>Runs off
>USB contains a autorun file that overwrites the Master Boot Record
Nothin personnel kid

>>60651528
With or without a comma after the "faggot"?

>>60651515
>starts to fap, because the 1 year nofap progress should be ended with a huge cumshot

>>60656605
USB killer would be better.
He would probably try half his ports before realizing something was wrong.

Hidden volume? No, that's literally just a 40TB waifu folder.

>>60656643
Usb killer? Do you just short the + and - together? Or feed the + and- into the data port?

>>60656944
capacitor dumps high voltage into the data lines

>Tell me your hidden volume passphrase, I'll blow yer brains out...
>If I tell you you're gonna kill me anyway
>Damn right so tell me the passphrase!
>If I tell you you're gonna kill me anyway
>God dammit I swear I'll pull this trigger if you don't spill it!
>If I tell you you're gonna kill me anyway
>BLAM!!!

Surely you poeple understand what the passphrase actually was, right?

>>60654755
You'll turn full circle? Are you retarded?

>>60657569
Are (You) retarded?

That's nice but I'm more worried about you torturing me than shooting me in the head.

>>60657569
fuck off newfag

>implying I don't want to die

>>60657648
>>60657594
>butthurt pajeets who don't understand basic geometry
Poo in loo curry niggers

"how about i blow u instead ;-3"

Is it possible to put a password on a folder, and make it delete itself if that password wasn't properly typed in?

>>60657682
its a vintage meme you tard

>>60657682
It is an old joke (about the xbox 360)
It is humorous because it is so idiotic, nobody would make the error.
Even stupid people can feel a sense of a superiority to the jester.
It is like the "why don't you make like a tree and go away" line from back to the future.

>>60651515
pull out .32

>>60657831
>gets shot like a dumb burger
>dies because of his "freedoms"

Please kill me, thank you.

"in uppercase, GOFUCKYOURSELF"
*click*
"no spaces"

>>60651515
1234

>its just a meme bro

>>60654755
>>60657818
>>60657682
>>60657594
>>60657569
I think you all got played because he didn't say "degrees". An angle of 360 is approximately 57,3 full rotations, so effectively he is walking away but only slightly, and more walking perpendicularly to his previous direction

>>60658386
I think he meant minutes.

360 minutes is 6 degrees, which would lead to a slightly leftward leaning path from the gunman.

>>60651515
>give the pass
>pass triggered security mechanism
>show a fake hidden volume with right but not compromising data
>background formating of real hidden volume
>send network magic package to warn a trusted homie of you
>he calls da police at your location while he is on his way to get the mirrored data in a safer place
>thug get arrested
>be released by da police
>live your life as nothing happened
>thugs won't harm you ever again

>give him the password for my hidden volume
>password activates a screamer
>grab his cock and suck it really quick while he's all spooked and flustered

>>60651515
Guns aren't legal here, so..

>>60658991
>guns arent legal here
>so no one has one

Kill you'reselve

>>60659175
yourselve*

>>60659175
I've never heard of such a case, you're full of crap.

>>60659198
yourshelve'st*

>>60653096
Is this fucking neuromancer?

>>60659270
You'reselve'm'st've*

>>60651515
Blow it nigga do it now