WTF is he doing at (((Google))) ? Of what use he could

>>60633924
Probably trying to trick people into working for google for no monetary remuneration

>>60633924
Making coffee and washing the dishes. He is allowed to screw up youtube while he pretends working.

>>60633924
Probably copyrighting memes.

Do you think we'll see north and south korea unified in the next 25 years?

>>60633924
Shitposting on /a/.

>an advocate for anonymity ends up working for Google
What did moot mean by this?

>>60633990
No. China will step in because DPRK is their buffer state. Then something something world war 3

>>60633990
yeah under communist rule, those discount samsung tanks won't hold their ground

>>60634007
>What did moot mean by this?
He meant that money/career is more important to him than principles.

>>60633924
who

he's still running 4chan. google acquired it in secret. hiro doesn't actually exist.

you didn't hear this from me.

4chan backend is sending events data to Google Analytics

>>60634047
against what exactly?
seoul was engineered to be a tanktrap in the event of an invasion, so your post literally doesnt make sense

>>60634095
wtf is hiro

>>60634163
against all the heavy artillery piled up behind the DMZ

>>60633924
They pay him out of compassion. Keeps the culture a bit more lively.

Google wants to know how to build a successful social media website because they clearly have no idea.

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Maybe he's an entertainer for the programmers at Google ? they have lunch break and he's there to entertain...
>hey chris... do the DAD MEME again
>poole makes stupid face and utters "SON I AM DISAPPOINT"
>Google engineers "huehuehuehue "
>"Chris, do the lazer!"
>"IMA FIRING MAH LAZAAAA"
>"huehuehueuhueuh"
>DO BOXXY!
>Chris makes girly voice "OH HAI! MAI NAME IS BAWKSI.... "
>Google engineers "ahahahhaha"
>OK guys it's time to go back to work, thanks Chris!

>>60634180
Some Gundam Wing shit losers can't leave on /a/

>>60633924
We'll find out when he appears in drag at one of Google's I/O conferences.

>>60634270
>A modern day joker/fool
Sounds plausible...

He has donated his body to science. He is becoming the little girl as we speak

>>60634047
there's absolutely no way that south korea would get conquered, that's like asking for ww3.

>>60634270
HAHAHAJAHA

>>60634047
Yes the malnourished norks can conquer the south

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>>60634180

>>60634047
>Thousands of American military personal in SK
>SK is construed to repeal a invasion of the north
>Japan is the fourth expender in defense
Sue thing bro

>>60634047
The Samsung tanks may be crap but are better than anything that the north as

>>60634476
i thought Japan is only capable of defense?

>>60634512
Yes, but article 9 likely will be repelled if NK invades SK.

>>60634512
>i thought Japan is only capable of defense?
That's what they want you to think.
For example: their new "helicopter destroyer" is an aircraft carrier in all but name.

>>60634250

and so they hired moot who also has no idea which is probably why they fail at everything outside of math

He is pushing for Randy Travis's music to be the accepted elevator music in all Google buildings.

>>60633924
He guides their SJW's around here and helps them spread their lefist propaganda. Every time someone tells you to go back to /pol/ because you express that you don't love minorities unconditionally, remember Moot guided them him.

>>60634270
10/10

Wasn't he suppose to be working on google+ or something? google+ is ded though

>>60634007
Being here forever is a lie

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He chills with the dude from Digg (who also works there). They talk of old times.

>>60634095
kinda, yes. Google does now surveys here every now and then. (aka datamining threads)

Chris """ works""" for Google in the way, that this established website now works as the perfect datagathering testground, as users feel """ Anonymous""" without consequences.
also 4chan pass is just another way to link a profile together to strengthen their accuracy when comparing (You)r results with your actual posts.
This is done by an algorythm ofc.

>>60634270
Bwahahaha

it's just a meme job, aka something usually reserved for women. he's a "social media correspondent" or something of the like. just taking an easy pay check while he feigns an expertise on worthless shit.

Helping (((alphabet))) to do a soft takeover of the world

>>60633990
We will see North Korea under allied control, but unification with the South wholesale would absolutely tank the korean economy for generations. The DPRK makes the GDR look like Japan.

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>>60634270
Made me giggle.

>>60633924
Helping them devise strategies to foil Operation ReNIGGER

>>60634755
>>>/pol/

>>60635917
>South wholesale would absolutely tank the korean economy for generations
Cheap labor tanking the economy?

>>60635986
Say Moot that we miss him

>>60635917
The problem isn't cheap labor. That's about the only good thing the South would get in this deal.

>>60633990
We'll see fuck all but the media will give them what they want, attention.

>>60633924
He was working on google+ when he started. Apparently they liked his TED talk about how anonymity could still play a role in social media. I don't know how much google really supports google plus anymore so I bet he's just some highly paid cubicle jockey.

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>>60633924

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>>60635332
I-Is there any place left to be anonymous?

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>>60633924
>WTF is he doing at (((Google))) ?
I heard he was supposed to be helping them with their failed attempt to get people to use Google+

No idea why they would hire the guy who couldn't figure out how to make any money through owning one of the most visited websites in the world.

>>60633924
>its been more than 2 years

i miss moot. ;_;

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>>60636484
The "hover hands"

Jesus.

>>60633924
His main worth for google is probably having an analyst who knows memes and Anonymous well. Seriously.

He goes on snickers runs for the office.

>>60634755
Maybe you meant to say "makes workplace smalltalk and pleasantries without obsessively offending anyone who isnt a fascist white teenager"?

>>60634270
Fucking KEK. Imagine he's itt right now reading this

>>60636612
>being offended by anything
back to rebbit

>>60636672
IRL kind of depends on people sometimes getting offended by stuff you know

>>60633924
>expecting a jew to turn down a 100k cushy job

k den

>>60637017
>100k at google
lol what is he, the janitor?