>The boys in blue are knocking at your mom's basement

why would IBM visit my mum?

answer the door and find out what they want

why would Blue Man Group visit my mum?

Fuck off I don't need a mainframe!

>>60611755
This, but I would turn my computer off by principle.

lay a whole brick wall behind the door
>Can't visit the basement if there is no basement

my mom doesn't have a basement.

I don't have anything the na'vi would want, sorry.

>>60611029
Defend the flag at all costs of course.

>>60611029
but we don't have a basement

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Why would I care.
I live on my own, not my business to care what my mom has in her basement.

Test

>>60611029

My parents barely know how to turn on their computer, so I REALLY doubt they're doing anything illegal in regards to technology.

>>60613905
>someone sends them an email
>hey i love this song, check it out
>link to an mp3 on a file hosting site
boom, music pirate

don't need to know what you're doing to end up doing something illegal

>>60614128

Like they'd know how to download the file, let alone execute it.

Call my mum and ask if she is ok.

Tell my wife and my wife's son theres an emergency.

Take the next flight to my parent's house and find out what's going on

My mom's dead.. thanks for reminding me

>>60611029
i dont even know where she lives so why should i care.

jokes on you, I'm colombian and houses don't have basements on this shithole

>>60611029
kill myself

I would tell my mom to stop buying intel cpus.

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>>60611029
Activate my stand!
>ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

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>>60620983
KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO

>>60620983
ENEMY STANDO DA

>>60611029
What are they trying to find in her basement?

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>>60611029
>Nevermore

>>60611029

politely invite them in and offer them a tea or coffee, and cake and biscuits

Crack a cold one with the boys in blue

call arteezy a cuck