ITT: we post typical /g/ posts. I'll start: >Hi /g/

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>>60593449
>*blocks your path*

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>Intel BTFO

>That faggot who keeps replying install gentoo on every thread

>>60593449
Hey guys I ""found"" an iPhone how do I unlock it

>Guys I've recently got hired to be a C developer but I have no experience with programming at all. Pls help

>>60593449
Daily stupid smart friendly pad PC watch keyboard general

>year 2017
>Not using rust

/ddg/ Dragon dildos are technology. Post your dragon dildos.

>>60593449
>I primarily use [insert populare language] at work..
LOL what a fag, i bet you can't even code FizzBuzz in [insert hipster language that almost nobody cares]

>>60593458
Lamao could've used g jamboard tho
>>60593477
Replys be like
>Jamal
>Mods!
>Pajeeth

>>60593486
Replys
>Kys
>Learn it faggot!
>Visit pajeeth.com to learn mate :)
>>60593473
God i hate those fatherfuckers...

>>60593449
What a cute female (male)

my macbook retina™ doesn't have this problem

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IT'S OVER
WHATEVER IS FINISHED

>>60593449
> Smartphone general
cp Chinese cartoon wallpaper
> Linux ricing general
cp Chinese cartoon wallpaper
> Headphone general
Chinese cowgirl cartoon image

This thread could be used to train 4chan filters

>Anime
Hi.
Go to hell.

>>60593539
does chinese cartoons really bother you?

>>60593449
Guys, have you heard about [current tech news that everybody already knows]
> insert own shitty blogspot
> insert own shitty youtube channel

>>60593552
Read >>60593449

>pajeet my son

>>60593515
>God i hate those fatherfuckers...
Well, install Solus then.
What a retard, i swear to Lord Terry...

that nignog who insists on calling Linux and various related stuff G+LAMP and GNU+Linux etc

delete this

>>60593477
Give it back, Jamal.

>>60593577
I'd just like to interject for a moment you know man... If only you know

>>60593577
sure is summer here

>>60593449
GPU A Benchmark
> 60 fps
GPU B Benchmark
> 60.1 fps

GPU A IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
GPU B IS MADE BY JEW

>>60593584
Go back

>>60593598
Pure true

>>60593449
>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>60593595
no anon, you are the summer. Seeing stallman sperg out and idolizing him by monkeying what him and his fsf drones waste donations on rather than actual problems.

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>>60593486
>Guyz I need to learn it in 2 dayz >:^(

>On Wednesdays we kode #kodewithkarlie
>cd code
>cd..
>pwd
>cd..
>cd ..
>ls
>cd code
>cd ..

>>60593449
>GF

>>60593628
>using a smiley with a caret

>>60593627
>wasting donations
source? Can you name me a foundation that supports free software and spends all of their money on actual problems? If you knew FSF and Linux Foundation, you'd know that Linux doesn't care about freedom, it just wants to be used. LF is happy with Android no matter how closed source it is. It's there for feeding Torvalds' ego so that he can say "I built the kernel that is most used on computers"
FSF on the other hand wants hardware/software to go libre, so they could prevent Intel ME, but they couldn't.
Microsoft can release a OS with same telemetry and shit but use Linux kernel and LF would be happy

>>60593494
>2×10^3+11+5+1
>Still using not decomposed number

>>60593721
they use disproportionate resources on telling people what to call stuff and which words to use

Fuuuuck this thread is shit

>>60593449
I never realized that /g/ was this shit. Christ why does the low IQs visit this board?

>>60593823
It's easier to let people know the thing they're using GNU/Linux instead of developing GNU Hurd Kernel and making %3 of population to use it.
More people know about GNU = More resources

> FLOOOIIINNNSSSS

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>>60593449
>REEEEEEEEE STOP USING WINDOWS
>REEEEEEEEE STOP PLAYING GAMES
>REEEEEEEEE MUH BOTNET

Linux mustard race xDDDDDDD

Post your battlestation!

>dragondildos.jpg

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>current year
>not using the operating system I like best

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>>60593449
Previous thread:

IRC: #/tpg/ on irc.rizon.net

Other business laptops are also welcome in /tpg/ (e.g. Dell Latitude/Precision, HP EliteBook/ZBook).

>New to /tpg/ or looking for purchasing advice? (hint: use the advice request template, it makes life easier)
https://pastebin.com/nBqTEbHn

>If you're looking for purchase advice, READ THE BUYERS GUIDE FIRST. Then post, stating budget and requirements (e.g. size and performance).

>Don't buy anything OTHER THAN T, X AND W/P SERIES if you want the Real ThinkPad Experience™

>Recommended models and mod guide:
https://pastebin.com/jVSuE175

>Used ThinkPad buyers guide:
http://ktgee.net/tpg

>xsauc buyers guide:
http://www.dankpads.com

>EPP discount for new ThinkPads (USA & Canada only, usually 15%+ off):
http://pastebin.com/JVwVGVTW

>Helpful links and resources (Wiki, lookup tools and wallpapers):
http://pastebin.com/DYjEnVq1

>applel_product.jpg
Find a flaw
>Protip: you can't

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>2^11-31
>not using the best mouse ever made

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>>60597947
>comment about how 2570p is better than x230

>Apple is dum

>>60599374
>comment how it's not

>>60593449
>/g/-chan, daisuki~
>tfw fell for the 16 GiB RAM meme
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
>macbooks are overpriced, ok... can we finally put an end to this meme?
>he has icons on his desktop

>>60599374
dumb frog poster

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>>60600056
>he has icons on his desktop

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>>60599374
DELET

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>>60600336
DELET YOURSELF

now that the dust has settled

>>60600234
Having icons on your desktop may look more aesthetic, but it just adds an extra step to launch your common programs.

>>60600390
Meant to say "having no icons"

>>60600336
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>60600390
aesthetic = keyboard code + program name > icons