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Your mom tells you she has read up on some tech stuff, and asks you kindly to teach her how to get off the botnet. She tells you she's too old to learn ubuntu, but would like to be able to learn some basic hacking skills so if it's needed, she'll learn ubuntu as well.
She says she would like to get off the botnet using windows, because that's her primary computer and it's also on her work laptop.
What do you respond? Also, be nice... she is your mother after all.
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Mom, until you get off Facebook there's no point.
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Mom, you just contradicted yourself. You said you were too old to learn ubuntu.
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>>60570848
>"Alright, sweetums. I'll do that. That pesky faceberg won't get any more info on me!"
>>60570904
>"I'll be slow, but I am willing to learn so if that's what it takes I'll do it!"
t. Your mom
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>>60571028
> sweetums
fucking died.
abandon thread!
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>>60571052
N-no, don't abandon your mom again! Was there something she did? She isn't angry with you, anon. She just wanted to ask you for a favor. She's really sorry if that upset you... please come back.
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OP you're a dumbass just fucking man up and install linux. It is NOT hard; if it were difficult, there wouldn't be so many idiots on /g/ posting screenshots of their screenfetch scripts.
stop being a BITCH
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>>60571028
>posts her life story on linkedin, twitter and tinder
>leaves GPS on and 4 square reviews every business she goes to
>posts in snap chat pictures of neighborhood when it's a nice sunrise
>leaves detailed review for every product she gets off amazon
Don't worry mom, faceberg can't actually get anymore information out of you then you've provided for free, you're perfectly safe continuing to use it.
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>"Well, thank you sweetie. I'll leave this thread in case you come up with some more. I appreciate the help."
t. your mom
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>>60570835
What about just ending my life I'm tired of this shit
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>>60570835
first off, you're going to have to install Gentoo
after that we can get to ricing you out a WM
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>>60571127
S-sorry
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>>60570835
Show her /g/ and after she reads the first couple threads start chanting "one of us, one of us, one of us..."
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>>60570835
>but would like to be able to learn some basic hacking skills
Stopped there.
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